Unofficially Official Chaos Podcast: Sith Edition! ( Chaos Bullies! >:o )

[JanesBatter]

"Oh, I see. Well I'm sure everyone at home will be sure to do their research on the subject before casting their votes for the next galaxy idol for whoever in the worlds wins the galaxy in our little competition! The prizes will vary, but a most certain one remains as firm as it has been for the last fifty years, the tiara of the galaxy!"

 

[Tanith Alde]

"Theres a tiara?" *The sound of objects scattering to the floor is heard as Safiriel searches for the tiara* "I want a Tiara...I want to be a princess " *The words are delivered in an absolutely heart warming, soul killingly sad tone, that speaks of the pain this individual has suffered*

 

[JanesBatter]

"It's..." *Soft sounds of slow scuttling made themselves heard.* "I believe it's outside! Have a good search, little... princess!"

[member="Safiriel Bane"]

 

[Tanith Alde]

"Thank You" *The reply is barely a whisper, scuffling as a mike is taken off, distant footsteps*

 

[JanesBatter]

"Dear listeners... I believe our guest has gone off, far far away. Today is a sad day for our dearest, who cries out at night for it is unfair! Unfair I tell you, dear listeners! Her dreams of becoming a princess are far more than any normal creature can imagine, a terrible and tragic lifestyle has led to this only wish... Please, if you would, vote for her!"

 

[Jack Mirrikh]

"And that's why you don't see me sticking my "light saber" in toasters anymore...Why are you waving your hands at me...Stop, don't do that! You make me feel like you're trying to use the Force and it makes me want to choke y---Oh. You're saying we're live now? We've been live? You good for nothin'...Hello, audience and thanks for tuning in. I'm Kylo Ren's dogsicle, Adam Driver. As you all know, worshiping Darth Vader isn't all it's cracked up to be. I once found old footage of my father on these storage discs and I binge watched them against my better judgement. Who knew that this George Lucas guy was Hitler on four computers? I sure didn't until just meow. Anyway, I tossed all of that garbage trash out the airlock, including a busted helmet. Did you know that Anakin was a frelling dweeb? I sure didn't, until I saw his bowl haircut. Did you know that his hair stylist was Helen Keller? I sure did."

 

[JanesBatter]

"I'm afraid a majority of the ever spamming comments on our holopad here is... translating to a simple message, our dearest Adam. The comments read in an organized chaos, 'what is this guy talking about?' Who is Darth Vader? Who even, is Helen Keller, the person who claims to be part of the infamous crime this is Anakin's bowl haircut? What does it have to do with the Joody, and why are people trying to say you owe them money?"

[member="Jack Mirrikh"]