LFG Wanted: Dad

[Quint Salis]

Joza Perl

Angie is gonna be pissed when she finds out...

( Kyra Perl )

 

[Strider Garon]

Strider's promiscuity is infamous throughout the galaxy

.......................................... so are his child support payments.

 

[Kyra Perl]

Sometimes the best part of a dad is when they ain't around.

Count your blessings, kiddo.

I've decided you are right.

APPLICATIONS CLOSED.

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[Caedyn Arenais]

I'm just here to embarrass my Padawan xD

<3 Kyra Perl

 

[Talak Jenste]

Strider's promiscuity is infamous throughout the galaxy

.......................................... so are his child support payments.

Sorry bud you got nothing on our boy Darth Metus

 

[Judah Dashiell]

I wouldn't sleep with any of you.

Joza Perl Please, you know you always wanted me.

 

[Joza Perl]

Caedyn Arenais and I need to schedule a parent-teacher conference.

 

[Caedyn Arenais]

Joza Perl

In a heart beat! I'd love to thread with you

 

[Riley Reese]

Sometimes the not knowing might be better, but then again it could lead to something better.
Just look at Riley, she has no idea who her family is and she's doing.......okay?

Kyra Perl

 

[Subject 73 Red]

Me: Minding my own business
Me: Sees this

Plus, Red doesn't even have a family, or a dad. Get over it. The sooner you do, the better.

 

[Kyyrk]

Kyra Perl

I mean, on the one hand, I think 8 kids is probably enough for Voph. On the other hand, if you REALLY wanted to be born of a 4.5k year old Sith Lord, then by all means.. >.>

(But mostly Voph has enough kids already, and he's still waiting on the support checks for one of them...)

 

[Asaraa Vaashe]

I'm just here to tease Caedyn Arenais

 

[Caedyn Arenais]

That's all I ever seem to get these days. Teasing.

 

[Asaraa Vaashe]

I'd say something here...but it's my turn to post to the thread. whistles innocently

Caedyn Arenais

 

[Darth Metus]

It's a well known fact that 99.9% of the CIS budget goes to child support.

So, I mean, if necessary, what's one more crotch spawn amirite?

 

[Riley Reese]

Darth Metus how do they even keep track of the numbers? And do the hospitals have your DNA on file for a quick reference?

 

[Ellie Mors]

 

[Kyra Perl]

Darth Metus how do they even keep track of the numbers? And do the hospitals have your DNA on file for a quick reference?

It's a well-known fact that included in the post-natal tests done on newborns, a run of the mill DNA test is applied to every child born in CIS space.

To check for Darth Metus parentage.

Don't want that chit backlogging and fudging up the budget later.

 

[Shute Gunray]

Bet

 

[Gat Tambor]

#1 Credits Daddy got you no problem chief Kyra Perl