Oh, hello there! Didn't see you, but let me introduce myself.
*bows with a flourish and a grin*
Johnny D, The Diamond in the Rough. Slicer Dicer, Hack-tastic Rogue Extraordinaire.
Am I the best damn Slicer you know? Nope. Am I the best LOOKING Slicer you've ever met? Not by a long shot. Am I one cool, cool cat? Damn skippy. I can make your trashcan sing you the time, and I am a hardware wizard. Want your own custom Deck? I can do that. Want a Pilot Droid that fits in the palm of your hand? I can do that. Want a kooky kid who can just as easy blend into a crowd as be the life of the party? I CAN do that!
Yessir, Mr. Johnny D is your go-to guy for all the goodness.
Ever found yourself on the weird side of the Holonet? Chances are I got you there, and you dont even know it!
I've got an ego, and the skill to match. But I'm no dummy, no sir! Only a fool thinks they are the best. A wise man knows he knows nothing at all.
So, I know everything, yet I don't seem to have a clue, dig?
Call on me, oh call on me. I'll make you smile.