I'm feeling pretty dope now that I've got a can of Coke*,
But, well, look see, I'd rather have some Pepsi
Because, for one, this can is pretty dripsy
Stuff's running down the sides, makes a mad man wanta commit genocide.
A minor exaggeration. But what do you expect from a pubescent from an uncivilized nation?
Nothing less, I bet.
*Diet Coke Zero. Because family.