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I'm fairly sure that my private parts were cut off, and considering the full metal life support suit Ima go ahead and say I think sex is probably off the table for poor Melkaroth.
I do have an alt who's still single though ladies, ifyaknowwhaddimean. You'll really like him as soon as he gets a profile picture that doesn't make him look like a complete twat!
*Chokes on drink, tries and fails miserably to look cool and ends up grinning like an idiot and waving awkwardly before promptly tripping over his own feet in his attempt to get to the nearest supply of alcohol*