What would SWRP Chaos's Client Testimonial Look Like?

[Tefka]

Feel free to post your own or add ones for other people. I'll start us off.

"I got voted 2013's Hottest Female." [member="Soliael Devin Talith"]

"Tef keeps blaming me for his screwups." [member="Daella Apparine"]

"Don't forget to pay your internet bill." [member="Carn Dista"]

"Bring hex maps." [member="Tamara"]

"Buyer beware, plebs reside here." [member="Jorus Merrill"]

"I got banned like three times and the Owner promoted me." [member="Sarge Potteiger"]

"I do a lot of drugs." [member="Tefka"]

"This testimonial's about to get reported, isn't it." [member="Enigma"]

"Help these people are holding me here against my will." [member="Asemir Lor'kora"]

"Man I can't wait to play my new dragon character..." [member="Spencer Jacobs"]

"It's like Skyrim with guns." [member="Kyra Sol"]

 

[Antoir Setrrin]

"DON'T POINT THAT CAMERA IN MY FACE OR I'LL- ooh shiny penny~"-Ven'Rain
This is honestly what would happen, even if there was no camera.
Probably.
Maybe.
Sorta.
I'm just trying to be funny to get likes

"I swear, we're not that crazy." Ven's real one.

 

[Soeht]

"I am 2013's Hottest Male. I'll see you in six months," Karin Dorn

 

[Djonas Vile]

"I am far prettier than 2013's Hottest Female." [member="Darth Vornskr"]

 

[Darth Voracitos]

"Are you gunna eat that? Because if you aren't I... already did." Darth Voracitos

 

[Other Space Kaiden]

"Only 7 days? Well fine then, i'll make my own Sith Empire! With blackjack and hookers!" Darth Vulcanus

 

[CHANI]

I used to be a jedi like you but then i took a lightsaber to the knee.

 

[Onrai]

SNUGGLES! I MUST SNUGGLE ALL! -Enigma

 

[Darth Kentarch]

"Please consume intoxicating beverages before using this site." Darth Kentarch

 

[Seydon of Arda]

"They see me rollin'~ They hatin'~" - [member="Popo"]

 

[Lord Eclipsion]

" On the whole, the Chaos community is useless, but they do have these things called Invasion threads that are great for peeing on."- Sokrai Ronaro.

"I used to be a cow!" - [member=Hasjo Hallu]

 

[HK-36]

"I am just a Cira's alt." HK-36

 

[Ereza]

"SWRP Chaos: Home of Warmongers Anon."

 

[MiloXyunto]

QUERY: Why does it have to be light and dark? Red and blue? Why cant it be more like, Yellow and green, or perhaps pink and purple?
CONCLUSION: Because meatbags take no time to go into deep thought, unlike us droids. -MiloXyunto

 

[Seydon of Arda]

"I dreamed a dream... But now that dream is gone from me..." - [member="Tefka"]

 

[Lira Dajenn]

"I went Home" Teferi Efreet.

 

[Popo]

"They see me rollin'~ They hatin'~" - [member="Popo"]

I know they're all thinking
I'm so White 'n' Nerdy

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

"SWRP - Three Weeks Without a Sever Crash and Cou...."

 

[The End Narrator]

TITLES! MUST HAVE! IT'S ALL ABOUT THE TITLES! THEY'RE LIKE PLAYSTATION TROPHIES! OR XBOX ACHIEVEMENTS!

Edit - Wait, is that a review? Testimonial thingy? *flees any abuse*

 

[Darth Vazela]

"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" - Vazela