Why do Women have to be so Difficult?

[Jsc]

I don't know if I'd trust that logic.

Experience. @[member="Christian Slade"] has it. *thumbs up*

 

[Garza]

I know, I wouldn't trust it ether.

 

[Christian Slade]

Experience. @[member="Christian Slade"] has it. *thumbs up*

Truth

 

[Judas]

Why are they difficult you ask?
I don't ask these questions. I just keep sleeping with them. Nothing to talk about.

 

[Christian Slade]

If it were that simple I'd believe that, but it never is.

 

[Vulpesen]

I just kinda wandered in here, read quite a bit of the first page and snippets of the following. My head is realing in confusion, occasional deffiancy, hilarity, and general "wut?..."

 

[Christian Slade]

Just a fun thread. Thought it would be funny to have the conversation about how impossible women are.

If you enjoyed this, you won't want to miss part 2: What in the HELL are men? What... LITERALLY are they?

 

[Vulpesen]

Why ask? We are simple creatures. If that weren't the case, then this thread would not be necessary. In the words of Bill Engvall "As long as we're being petted and kissed, we don't care!"

 

[Christian Slade]

Men are prideful creatures, and the realms of our simplicity are vast. That means that we are entirely too complicated such that it befuddles the complex mind of women. We're simple, we have simple pleasures and we like to keep it that way, but why are we so simple? What are we avoiding by being so... easy?

If you couldn't already tell, I am one of the more complex guys you'll come across. I ask the questions most people shrug at. Knowledge is power, though, even in cases where it can seem insignificant.

 

[Vulpesen]

And yet, even those of us who seek knowledge shudder at the thought of spending an hour of pure speaking about emotions and feelings. We search for facts, not emotional understanding and a deeper bond.

 

[Judas of Vahl]

Wait.

I thought women didn't exist on the internet.

._.

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

You were mistaken.

 

[Christian Slade]

And yet, even those of us who seek knowledge shudder at the thought of spending an hour of pure speaking about emotions and feelings. We search for facts, not emotional understanding and a deeper bond.

On the contrary. We may say we don't want to understand emotions or bond with someone else on an emotional level, and yes most of us don't like TALKING about emotions. Total drag. I'd be will to be more than just a few of us do want those emotional connections, though, whether or not we admit it. I, for one, do, though I don't show it. We're like skunks without strips.

We smell like ass, but hey... how would you ever know that smell was coming from us? We don't have the characteristics(we don't show it one way or another)...

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

Women don't exist, period.

Unlike Christian's ego.

 

[courageisthekey]

Women don't exist, period.

I don't exist?...

 

[courageisthekey]

Oh...
*walks off*

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

Nope.

Don't exist.

 

[courageisthekey]

Well then... Guess I'm a guy now.

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

Accept what you already know to be true, young grasshopper.

 

[Christian Slade]

Women don't exist, period.

Unlike Christian's ego.

My ego is one of life's great wonders.