You find them in your foxhole...

[Xi Rel]

Not evrything. Eat healthy, you can never over-do that. Thats vhat I keep teling ppl who ask, how the f-k do you keep that kind of phizique, this time of year vhen evryone and there dog is geting slow and chubby from all the sweets and cakes and stuff? My ansver is... find something else, thats just as tasty as cakes and stuff, but HEALTHY and actualy benefisial to the body funktions. Me... bananas are my snack of choise. Evry time i feel hungry for something sweet, i grab one. In place of a bag of cookies - banana. In place of a slice of choco-pie or something - banana. On Xmas, my couzin invited bf and me over for dinner, and for dessert, she literaly buryd us both in cakes, puddings, all kinds of sweets. I took exacly ONE slice of cake, politely refuzed any more, then asked if shes got any bananas. Cue her usual monkey-joke reaktion, but sure enogh, she knows me, and she knows to keep a few around for vhen i drop by .

Ofc dont wory, none of the cake got wasted, her 12 yr. old black hole of a son taken care of that. I swer to god, that kid can eat all day, nothing but sweets, and not get enogh. Looks the part, too. Valking pork-chop, bad posture, cant run 10 meters w/o gassing out. Vorst of all, my couzin lets him get away vith thoze eating habits, she spoiled him to hell and back. If I ever decide have kids, id make sure to instil proper eating habits from early on.

 

[Greyanna Elvanshalee]

Um, little less chat please. This is a foxhole.

 

[Xi Rel]

How else to pass the time betwen attacks?

 

[Greyanna Elvanshalee]

With my own thoughts.

 

[Xi Rel]

Oh no... trust me, me left alone vith my thoughts - that dont end well. I alvays need something to distrakt me from spending to much time vith myself.

 

[Greyanna Elvanshalee]

*hands over a fidget spinner*

 

[Xi Rel]

Boring! I prefer some kuality time with a hardbag. Mixing pleazant vith useful workout.

 

[Greyanna Elvanshalee]

Yeah well, it's a foxhole so...

 

[Marina DeVoe]

...so no sense looking like we've been dug in the trenches for as long as we have.
*snaps her make-up compact closed*

You need a little touch up too? *offers her the compact*

 

[Xi Rel]

Maby you shuld spend less time on how u look, and more on makeing sure you can fight? If u end up a corpse, it dont mater how good you look And get that shiny compact out of sight, we dont vant to flash our pozition to any enemy sniper vatching.

*spends time checking my gun and giving the ammo a kuick count*

 

[Ettiene Kharne]

oh we are doomed if i have you all with me

 

[Greyanna Elvanshalee]

With you? This your army? Can I get a transfer?

 

[Ettiene Kharne]

I didn't ask for this either, but I'm not disappointed to have you here.

 

[Greyanna Elvanshalee]

Aw, a darkie with a soft spot.

 

[Ettiene Kharne]

Don't trust it. There's a hidden motive there. There's always a hidden motive with those types

 

[Abigail Meredydd]

That's very true. Smokey over here is pretty smart!

 

[Greyanna Elvanshalee]

Yay surprises!

 

[Matt the Radar Tech]

I require information on enemy numbers, weapon capacity and emotional states... could you exit the foxhole and run in front of them, for informative purposes?

 

[Greyanna Elvanshalee]

Is this like a truth or dare thing...

 

[Matt the Radar Tech]

If that means you'll do it, so I can gather data to formulate a counter-attack... yes?