You wake up next to them.

[Darth Carnifex]

"It's not the size of the sword, it's how you use it."

 

[courageisthekey]

"Creep. Go bother someone your own age."

 

[Darth Carnifex]

"You're the one who ended up in bed with me. It's partly your fault."

 

[courageisthekey]

"Damn... You have a point. But we won't speak of this again."

 

[Darth Carnifex]

"Deal."

 

[Skree Ariko]

...um...I'll...just...leave... *runs like hell*

 

[Darth Carnifex]

You can't hide whats inside.

 

[Kila Cadau]

And this is why I don't normally drink.

 

[Onrai]

Well aren't you just the most wonderful partner a plant could have...

 

[Darth Carnifex]

We need to stop meeting like this.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

GODDAMMIT AND I WAS SO CLOSE TO HER TOO!

 

[Darth Carnifex]

You snooze you lose.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

Okay, I'll make you a deal. We stop meeting like this, and you can have Circe for good. Just keep her away from me...

 

[Darth Carnifex]

Naw, you can have her if you want.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

Take her... please...

;u;

 

[Darth Carnifex]

Naw meng naw, you can have your wife back.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

She ain't my wife no mo. I divorced her.

*shows blatant lack of ring*

 

[Darth Carnifex]

Wanna go torch her and her wife and kid?

 

[Jak Sandrow]

No. That's waaaaaay too merciful. For any of them...

Let's make her suffer...

*begins to awaken mentalist powers* These will make her hurt without actually damaging her.

 

[Darth Carnifex]

Do you even mentalist?

*Reveals mentalist powers extreme*