You wake up next to them.

[Jack Sparrow]

"Nothing happened! I swear! Look, my hands were in me pockets the whole time! I can prove it: my arms are asleep!"

 

[The Dragon]

*looks over to a scantily-clad man with dreads*
......
*checks eyes*

*casually goes back to sleep like nothing happened*

 

[Veevleigh]

Okay! You're better than the last guy!

 

[The Dragon]

*sniffs all over the strange woman, then reels back at the powerful scent*

 

[Jonathon Patches]

"Get out... no one is allowed to have scruffier hair than me."

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

"I think you're wrong, Patches. And this situation seems familiar."

 

[Jonathon Patches]

"See? Told you, you would like it!"

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

"You did... I didn't."

 

[Veevleigh]

I slept with BATMAN!?

 

[Jonathon Patches]

"Well... this is a first... a blonde!"

 

[The Eternal One]

Can I haz souls?

 

[Lilia Dur'iar]

AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
*Force-pushes the thing out of the window*

 

[CC-420 "Doc"]

"Well...... That was a new experience."

 

[Veevleigh]

"So, do they clone all your body parts?"

 

[Valerie Re'Daull]

"I have a nagging feeling I wasn't the one who got drunk this time..."

 

[CC-420 "Doc"]

"Oh God. Not again."

 

[Thrasher CC-314]

*clears throat awkwardly*
Right. We're not telling any of them about this, okay?

 

[CC-420 "Doc"]

"Nope."

 

[Zayani Brin]

Well, hello there...

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

"Coulda done a lot worse."