Miss Blonde
Trying to be straight in a crooked Galaxy
Underworld Bounties Deck of 52
Joker: [member="Joza Perl"]
Position: Silver Jedi Master, Yo baby mama, Kind of a ho.
Prize: 2000 Credits
Condition: Approach this woman, look dead into the windows of her soul, and tell her that she has an ugly baby.
Joker: [member="Alric Kuhn"]
Position: Titan of Industry, Knows the comfort of Danger's milk sacks, Richy Rich if he was a sad old man.
Prize: 20,000 Credits
Condition: You must create a small creepy shrine dedicated to Alric complete with Alric print body pillows and CPR Dummies with his face on it, take photos, and then mail it to him with the words "Soon we'll be one." Written in red paint on the photos.
Ace of Clubs: [member="Saffron"]
Position: High level position across multiple high tier corporations. Also she's prettier than me.
Price: 2,000,000 Credits, one force imbued custom item, custom armor.
Condition: Alive to be held for ransom.
Two of Clubs: [member="Cal Sedaire"]
Position: Owner of Coronet Hypernautics
Price: 20,000 Credits
Condition: Alive to be held for ransom.
Three of Clubs: [member="Seraphina Shel'tah"]
Position: Owner of Galactic Equipment And Robotics, Powerful Force User, Probably pole dances on weekends
Price: Alive 30,000 Dead 15,000
Condition: Dead or Alive
Four of Clubs: [member="Sor-Jan Xantha"]
Position: Owner of Corellian Digital, how old are you even? Are you an Angel?
Price: 40,000 Credits
Condition: Alive to be held for ransom
Five of Clubs: [member="Audren Sykes"]
Position: Silver Jedi Master, Cosplay master, what do your elven eyes see?
Price: 100,000 Dead, custom force imbued item. 50,000 Alive.
Condition: Preference is dead. But will take alive.
Six of Clubs: [member="Warren Century"]
Position: Annoys me
Price: 60,000 Credits
Condition: Dead or Alive
Seven of Clubs: [member="Cyrus Tregessar"]
Position: Highly skilled admiral with various connections to multiple factions. Maker of dad noises.
Price: 70,000 Credits
Condition: Alive and to be taken with minimal harm. He's old as hell.
Eight of Clubs: [member="Jen"]
Position: Owner of multiple companies and member of rival criminal organizations, she has a tail.
Price: 80,000 Alive. 40,000 Dead.
Condition: Preference is Alive, but will accept dead.
Nine of Clubs: [member="Noah Corek"]
Position: Former Omega Pyre commander, weapons company owner. Full time pretty boy.
Price: 90,000 Credits
Condition: Alive to be held for ransom.
Ten of Clubs: Available
Position:
Prize: 100,000
Condition:
Jack of Clubs: [member="Judah Dashiell"]
Position: Intergalactic businessman, husband, roguishly handsome.
Prize: 500,000 Credits, one custom force imbued item, one set of custom rare material armor.
Condition: Alive to be held for ransom.
Queen of Clubs: [member="Domino"]
Position: Former Black Sun affiliate, powerful force user with ties to Silver Jedi, annoys me.
Prize: 1,000,000 Credits, one custom force imbued item, one set of custom rare material armor. Dead. 500,000 Alive.
Condition: Preference is dead, will accept alive.
King of Clubs: [member="Connor Harrison"]
Position: Silver Jedi Master, part time sorcerer supreme.
Price: 1,500,000 Credits, one force imbued item, one set of custom rare material armor.
Condition: Dead.
Ace of Diamonds: [member="HK-36"]
Position: Owner of Abregado-Rae Industries, The Iron Knight, full time smart ass.
Price: 2,500,000 Credits, one custom force imbued item, one rare material custom armor set DEADER THAN DEAD.
Condition: Dead, gone, buried, in robot hell, finished, done. There's no containing him and we don't want any part of that process.
Two of Diamonds: [member="Natasi Fortan"]
Position: Some First Ordr royal brat, delicate flower, avid silly hat wearer.
Price: 20,000 Credits.
Condition: Alive to be held for ransom.
Three of Diamonds: [member="Jed Kerkov"]
Position: Owner of Titon Industries, master of copyright evasion, current nobody.
Price: 30,000 Credits
Condition: Alive to be held for ransom.
Four of Diamonds: [member="Darth Imperia"]
Position: Owner of Binary Buddies, Sith Knight with a Darth name, avid internal monologuer.
Price: 40,000 Alive.
Condition: Alive and unharmed
Five of Diamonds: [member="Arisa Yune"]
Position: Silver Jedi Knight, avid attempter of do gooding, part time giggling school girl
Prize: 50,000 Dead. 25,000 Alive
Condition: Preference is dead, alive is acceptable
Six of Diamonds: [member="John Ash"]
Position: Soldier, perfect hair haver, safe casting choice for an action movie.
Prize: 60,000 Credits Alive. 30,000 Dead.
Condition: Preference is alive, dead is acceptable.
Seven of Diamonds: [member="Akio Diachi"]
Position: Silver Jedi Knight, Kung Fu practitioner, straight out of a comic book.
Prize: 70,000 Credits.
Condition: Alive to be held for ransom.
Eight of Diamonds: [member="Yula Knezevic"]
Position: Commander, leader of men, possibly Cira in disguise.
Prize: 80,000 Credits Dead. 40,000 Alive.
Condition: Preference is dead, alive acceptable.
Nine of Diamonds: [member="Darth Krieg"]
Position: Sith Order Knight, Poor Man's [member="Darth Carnifex"], Pegged easiest to crack.
Prize: 90,000 Credits.
Condition: Alive and unspoiled to have a chat with.
Ten of Diamonds: [member="Lady Kay"]
Position: Politician, Beloved Commoner, Too good for this galaxy.
Price: 100,000 Credits
Condition: Alive and unspoiled for torture & interrogation
Jack of Diamonds: [member="Vengeance"]
Position: Sith Lord, angst filled snappy dresser, possibly in some form of closet.
Prize: 1,00,000 Credits, one force imbued item, one custom rare material armor, Alive. 500,000 Credits Dead.
Condition: Alive
Queen of Diamonds: [member="Darth Ophidia"]
Position: Sith Lord, Leader of Sith Assassins, BALD BALD BALD!!! MY EYES!! MY EYES!!!
Prize: 1,500,000 Credits, one force imbued item, one rare material custom armor set.
Condition: Alive.
King of Diamonds: [member="Velok the Younger"]
Position: Sith Knight but let's be honest he's gonna be lord soon, volunteer grandpa, professional throat clearer.
Prize: 2,000,000 Credits, a force imbued item, one set of custom rare material armor.
Condition: Alive and unspoiled. We wish to have a polite conversation with him. No torture.
Ace of Hearts: [member="Castor Ren"]
Position: First Order VIP, Head wax enthusiast, classic British villain.
Prize: 2,500,000 Credits, one force imbued item, one set of rare material armor.
Condition: Alive to be tortured, interrogated, and ransomed.
Two of Hearts: [member="Cathul Thuku"]
Position: Med Corps owner, strange head tails, possible human in disguise.
Prize: 20,000 Credits.
Condition: Alive to be held for ransom.
Three of Hearts: @Pricilla Genesis
Position: Entrepreneur, mildly attractive lady, definitely not a human in disguise.
Prize: 30,000 Credits
Condition: Alive to be tortured, interrogated, and ransomed.
Four of Hearts: @Koda Bures
Position: Jedi Padawan, hard to read, snappy dresser.
Prize: 40,000 Credits Alive. 20,000 Dead.
Condition: Alive is preferable, dead is acceptable.
Five of Hearts: [member="Vitor Avendahl"]
Position: Some dude. Shows promise.
Prize: 50,000 Credits
Condition: Alive, no lasting marks, unspoiled.
Six of Hearts: @Judge Cornelius Cromwell
Position: Christophsis commander, escaped mental patient, professional Andrew Jackson impersonator.
Prize: 60,000 Credits
Condition: Dead or Alive
Seven of Hearts: [member="Catherine Soja"]
Position: Jedi scum, interrupter of good times.
Prize: 70,000 Credits
Condition: Alive but barely breathing and on life support is acceptable.
Eight of Hearts: [member="Baron Morcus"]
Position: Imperial Remnant VIP, avid cape enthusiast
Prize: 80,000 Credits Dead 40,000 Alive.
Condition: Preferably dead, alive is acceptable.
Nine of Hearts: @Tayln Krane
Position: Imperial Remnant VIP, possible suicidal maniac, odd hair color activist.
Prize: 90,000 Credits
Condition: Dead or Alive
Ten of Hearts: [member="Desmond C'artyom"]
Position: Imperial Remnant VIP, Blue Man Group diehard.
Prize: 100,000 Credits
Condition: Alive and unspoiled.
Jack of Hearts: [member="Edric Vanyan"]
Position: Imperial Remnant VIP, full time nerd, terrible hostage negotiator
Prize: 1,000,000 Credits, one force imbued item, one custom rare material set of armor
Condition: Deader than dead is preferable. Alive is acceptable but cut a few fingers or feet off before bringing him in.
Queen of Hearts: [member="Sanya Val Swift"]
Position: Former black rose leader, cat lady, professional vexer.
Prize: 1,500,000 Credits, one force imbued item, one custom rare material armor set.
Condition: Dead or Alive
King of Hearts: [member="Tanomas Graf"]
Position: Imperial Remnant MFIC, Hunt for Red October lover, Russian Scotsman.
Prize: 5,000,001 Credits, one force imbued item, one set of rare material custom armor.
Condition: Dead or Alive
Two of Spades: [member="Thengil Ri'Shajirr"]
Position: Sith Acolyte, Big ole kitten, bundle of love.
Prize: 20,000 Credits
Condition: Alive and unspoiled. We wish to talk.
Three of Spades: [member="Titan Kryze"]
Position: Vanir stock holder, Possibly a robot.
Prize: 30,000 Credits
Condition: Alive and unspoiled, no disintegration.
Four of Spades: @Ashrad Graush
Position: First Order VIP, Denier of haircuts, a solid 8.
Prize: 40,000 Credits
Condition: Alive and unharmed
Five of Spades: [member="Lysle of the Hydian Way"]
Position: Honestly we don't know but dammit he's dreamy. Too dreamy...
Prize: 50,000 Credits
Condition: Alive and mildly unharmed
Six of Spades: [member="Danger Arceneau"]
Position: She's Danger Karking Arceneau.
Prize: 60,000 Credits
Condition: Prank call her and ask her if her refrigerator is running. ((Must have audio or video evidence))
Seven of Spades: [member="Arieth zh'Vranthi"]
Position: Galactic Alliance Ambassador, vanilla yogurt of people, probably not fun at parties.
Prize: 70,000 Credits
Condition: Dead or Alive
Eight of Spades: [member="Rhen Qel-Droma"]
Position: Jedi Knight, Children's birthday party Obiwan Kenobi impersonator.
Prize: 80,000 Credits
Condition: Dead or Alive
Nine of Spades: [member="Nima Tann"]
Position: An old friend.
Prize: 90,000 Credits
Condition: Alive and mildly unharmed
Ten of Spades: [member="Face"]
Position: Dar'Manda, Though let's be honest that term doesn't really carry weight anymore, Traitor
Prize: 100,000 Credits
Condition: Dead
Jack of Spades: [member="Dunames Lopez"]
Position: Owner of Star Tours, glorified bus driver, flower power believer.
Prize: 1,000,000 Credits, one force imbued item, one rare material custom armor set.
Condition: Alive-ish
Queen of Spades: [member="Saint Monica"]
Position: Honestly she's bounced around so much we don't even know anymore. Space Wizard, yeah that'll due.
Prize: 1,500,000, one force imbued item, one rare material custom armor set.
Condition: Dead or Alive
King of Spades: [member="Michael Sardun"]
Position: Jedi Master, Professional Meddler, Like OMG so hot.
Prize: 2,000,000 Credits, one force imbued item, one rare material custom armor set.
Condition: Dead preferred, alive acceptable.
Ace of Spades: Party or Parties responsible for the death of Isley Verd and the millions lost on Mandalore.
Position: Unknown. Most likely a terrorist organization or high ranking Mandalorian with inside information.
Prize: 15,000,000 Credits, Two Force Imbued Items, Two Sets of Rare Material Power Armor, Two Capital Ships, A personal favor from the criminal underground
Condition: If the target is killed on the hunt, make sure it's painful, very very painful. If the target is brought to us alive we will spend the next year or two torturing them before handing them back to the Mandalorian people. Specifically those with families on Mandalore.
OOC:
This was meant to be posted tomorrow when the factory comes back up, but what can I say I'm not much of a tease. When the factory goes live this will be transfered over. For now if you have any IC reaction feel free to post them. Consider fhis an encrypted post on dark net. Have fun out there! Also this is mostly a for fun kind of bounty. If you dont want your name up there just drop me a message and I'll replace you with someone who wants it.
