[member="Sempra the Hutt"]
"An' sae ah said tae th' loon: back aff. An' sae he looks me up an' doon, a lang slow stare. He sticks it his jaw an' he says yoo're takin' up enaw space awreddy.
"Puir laddie, he was crappin' teeth fur a week." Thrukk finished the story with a guffaw, slapping his thigh. The pair of guards he was talking to shared in the mirth.
"Ah, that's a good one," replied the older Effekt guard. "Holst, tell Mr Gulpdar what you asked the Ithorian ambassador last week, go on!" The younger guard, who couldn't be much past twenty squirmed.
"Oh don't make me tell it again!"
"Alright, so the ambassador turns up with... " the old guard started to regale. Thrukk only half paid attention. He had a job to do, after all. Before entering the bounty hunting business, he'd been a bodyguard by trade - well not a trade, technically he'd been an indentured servant - for years. Even dressed in a smart waistcoat and without weapons, he was still part of Sempra's entourage as a guard. It was his eyes, not his arms, he was being paid for today. Old hands like him liked nothing more than reminding juniors of their mistakes.
As the guard told his story, Thrukk reached into his pocket with his organic hand and pulled out a fat cigarra. The Houk wasn't rich, he certainly couldn't describe himself as such in this company, but business had been good. He had these hand rolled in a size suitable for him.
However, a waiter paused briefly as he passed the group. "I'm afraid you'll need to head to the smoking room, or the balcony sir." He provided the information quickly and politely and then carried on his way. Thrukk starred at the cigarra wistfully. It was a quality leaf. He turned his head to see Sempra engaged in conversation. Sighing, he put the roll away and went back to his idle chat.
Of course, it wasn't idle chat really. The hulking houk had long learned that keeping your ear to the ground was the foundation of being a good bodyguard, not having a terrifying visage. With his bulky appearance, slow drawl, and friendly demeanour, people often assumed he was relatively simple. In Thrukk's experience, there was nothing so liberating as being underestimated. He was actually quite professionally putting the guards at ease. It wasn't that he suspected them, at least not entirely. There was always the chance that the Effekt staff, or at least some of them, had been paid off. The Hutt cartel had powerful enemies. However, if something was going down, he hoped to know the guards well enough to spot that something was off quickly.