Ebenezer
Character
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Objective: Rausschmeißen
Post: 1/20
"YOU PUT IT WHERE?!" The croke's voice rang loud and ominously, but it did not help that he was indeed the size of a person's hand, and the soldier in front of him, and quite frankly towering over him, did not seem to find the situation as dire as the agent did, and was in fact snickering at the talking slug.
"I'll have you know that that boot is older than you or your disgusting inbred scum of a gene pool! You should have listened to me me when I told you to put it somewhere safe while I ate, but no! you had to go and forget it somehow! I'll let you know, I know over...uh... five hundred ways to kill you with the force alone! NOT EVEN YOU COULD IMAGINE THE POODOOSTORM I WILL UNLEASH UPON YOU IF YOU DON'T TELL ME WHERE MY BOOT IS!"
The guards were almost bent over laughing now, for the thought of this tiny slug actually being able to hurt them was far out of their minds that it was hilarious. The croke was pissed, but he didn't feel like doing anything to them yet, so he went off to search for his own boot, on his own. The first stop would need to be the barracks, for that was where most boots were kept on the transport vessels, but to his surprise, when he got there he only found legions of more, similar-looking black boots. Life was simply unfair to the poor croke. Now he would have to loo through all of them for his own's defining feature: a small growth of moss that the croke fed on as a snack, kind of a self-sustaining food source if it was most enough.
Hours later and still nothing. This would be a long search indeed, but his would be found among the many. He thought his efforts fruitless until he came upon the glorious growth of moss.
The soldier was confused when he saw an old and decaying boot simply dragging itself along the ground towards him. Two eyestalks seemed to come out of the mouth of the boot, and soon an entire slug with legs. He knew now.
"I see you found your boot litt- GAUGH!!" The boot flew straight into his face, specifically in the teeth. A pain shot through the soldier like little before. His mouth was on fire, no, more accurately it felt like he was hit in the mouth with a rock. His head hit the wall behind him and he slid down. The taste of iron was filling his mouth. WIthout thinking he spit it out, and with it at least five teeth.
[member="Anja Aj'Rou"]
Objective: Rausschmeißen
Post: 1/20
"YOU PUT IT WHERE?!" The croke's voice rang loud and ominously, but it did not help that he was indeed the size of a person's hand, and the soldier in front of him, and quite frankly towering over him, did not seem to find the situation as dire as the agent did, and was in fact snickering at the talking slug.
"I'll have you know that that boot is older than you or your disgusting inbred scum of a gene pool! You should have listened to me me when I told you to put it somewhere safe while I ate, but no! you had to go and forget it somehow! I'll let you know, I know over...uh... five hundred ways to kill you with the force alone! NOT EVEN YOU COULD IMAGINE THE POODOOSTORM I WILL UNLEASH UPON YOU IF YOU DON'T TELL ME WHERE MY BOOT IS!"
The guards were almost bent over laughing now, for the thought of this tiny slug actually being able to hurt them was far out of their minds that it was hilarious. The croke was pissed, but he didn't feel like doing anything to them yet, so he went off to search for his own boot, on his own. The first stop would need to be the barracks, for that was where most boots were kept on the transport vessels, but to his surprise, when he got there he only found legions of more, similar-looking black boots. Life was simply unfair to the poor croke. Now he would have to loo through all of them for his own's defining feature: a small growth of moss that the croke fed on as a snack, kind of a self-sustaining food source if it was most enough.
Hours later and still nothing. This would be a long search indeed, but his would be found among the many. He thought his efforts fruitless until he came upon the glorious growth of moss.
The soldier was confused when he saw an old and decaying boot simply dragging itself along the ground towards him. Two eyestalks seemed to come out of the mouth of the boot, and soon an entire slug with legs. He knew now.
"I see you found your boot litt- GAUGH!!" The boot flew straight into his face, specifically in the teeth. A pain shot through the soldier like little before. His mouth was on fire, no, more accurately it felt like he was hit in the mouth with a rock. His head hit the wall behind him and he slid down. The taste of iron was filling his mouth. WIthout thinking he spit it out, and with it at least five teeth.
[member="Anja Aj'Rou"]