Royally Screwed
If nothing else, the King could take it as well as he could dish it out. Horace laughed heartily at the inspector's comebacks, not out of derision but out of genuine enjoyment. It mattered little to Anodyne, who still found herself at the center of this absurdity. Some of the other guests were looking this way. They heard and saw what was going on. The ambassador was mortified beyond comprehension. She was supposed to represent her home to the Alliance, and now her first impression to many was as the recipient of crude, boisterous remarks that painted her as little more than an object worth ogling. If she weren't so focused on preserving what little dignity she felt remained, Anodyne might have teared up from the ruinous unfoldings.
The King seemed to sober up, at least for a moment. His following comment might have even been charming, had it not come off the heels of his previous heckling. He raised a drink in a toast. Kol joined him. Anodyne didn't care about the intent of either. She swallowed the breath that had been building up in her cheeks, rubbed her nose, and stormed away to find a secluded space, where hopefully she could wallow in her embarrassment privately.