Bad Kitty
The young Beorni considered himself something of an expert on planets.
No, he hadn't visited very many. No more than a couple anyway. And by a couple, he meant precisely two. That's assuming his own homeworld counted, even though he wasn't really visiting because that was home. And, to be entirely honest, the young cub wasn't even certain exactly which planet he was now on. Balmug? Balamung? Bulma?
It was a B-something.
Those facts aside, it remained that the bear considered himself something of an expert on planets. After all, he'd lived his whole life on a planet. He was really quite terrestrial. And, as such, in his expert opinion, it would seem that this planet was in the midst of a heat wave.
Cor blimey, had they chosen the hottest day of the year for this celebration? Was this the height of the planet's summer? What an odd time to have a harvest festival, but then, the Beorni didn't know much about farming. The soil of the arctic regions that they occupied were frozen under layers of permafrost even during the warm months. Their idea of a harvest was a plentiful catch of fish. Or maybe a few birds. A seal or walrus (or two). Perhaps a whale, as well.
It took a lot to feed a Beorni.
"Is this what people mean when they say hotter than Tatooine?" the cub asked, turning toward the Valkyri girl. The boy's soft, round ears perked up on either side of his head as he spoke.
For her part, [member="Alva Heavenshield"] was dressed in a sheet. Dressed! And in this weather, too.
Just how humans tolerated layers upon layers of clothing was beyond him. If he could take off this fur coat that he was wearing, it would be a mercy.
Just why were they out in the midst of a heat wave again? Oh, yes. Alva said that there would be food here. For food, the Beorni would trek across the deserts of Tatooine. Or the fields of whatever this planet was. Whichever came first. "Yes, please!" the boy chirped in response to the girl's question.
The grown up at the entrance had given the boy a ticket of some kind when the pair had come in. Turning it over in his paw, the cub seemed at something of a loss just what to do with the stub. One thing about not wearing clothes, Beorni didn't have pockets.
What did Wookies or Ewoks do with this problem? If he should meet one, he would very much like to ask, because humans were forever just putting things in their pockets. Was that why they wore clothes all the time? For the convenience of the pockets?
He wasn't convinced pockets were worth the additional layers. Not in this weather, in any case.
No, he hadn't visited very many. No more than a couple anyway. And by a couple, he meant precisely two. That's assuming his own homeworld counted, even though he wasn't really visiting because that was home. And, to be entirely honest, the young cub wasn't even certain exactly which planet he was now on. Balmug? Balamung? Bulma?
It was a B-something.
Those facts aside, it remained that the bear considered himself something of an expert on planets. After all, he'd lived his whole life on a planet. He was really quite terrestrial. And, as such, in his expert opinion, it would seem that this planet was in the midst of a heat wave.
Cor blimey, had they chosen the hottest day of the year for this celebration? Was this the height of the planet's summer? What an odd time to have a harvest festival, but then, the Beorni didn't know much about farming. The soil of the arctic regions that they occupied were frozen under layers of permafrost even during the warm months. Their idea of a harvest was a plentiful catch of fish. Or maybe a few birds. A seal or walrus (or two). Perhaps a whale, as well.
It took a lot to feed a Beorni.
"Is this what people mean when they say hotter than Tatooine?" the cub asked, turning toward the Valkyri girl. The boy's soft, round ears perked up on either side of his head as he spoke.
For her part, [member="Alva Heavenshield"] was dressed in a sheet. Dressed! And in this weather, too.
Just how humans tolerated layers upon layers of clothing was beyond him. If he could take off this fur coat that he was wearing, it would be a mercy.
Just why were they out in the midst of a heat wave again? Oh, yes. Alva said that there would be food here. For food, the Beorni would trek across the deserts of Tatooine. Or the fields of whatever this planet was. Whichever came first. "Yes, please!" the boy chirped in response to the girl's question.
The grown up at the entrance had given the boy a ticket of some kind when the pair had come in. Turning it over in his paw, the cub seemed at something of a loss just what to do with the stub. One thing about not wearing clothes, Beorni didn't have pockets.
What did Wookies or Ewoks do with this problem? If he should meet one, he would very much like to ask, because humans were forever just putting things in their pockets. Was that why they wore clothes all the time? For the convenience of the pockets?
He wasn't convinced pockets were worth the additional layers. Not in this weather, in any case.