Ayden finally dragged me in

[Fabula Caromed]

Don't worry, Circe. These are pretty tame compared to what I'm used to. No one's groped me yet. This is a good thing. I hate having to clean blood off of my clothes.

 

[Matreya]

Hypersexual. Now there's a thought lmao

 

[Qae Shena]

I know what she's used to. This is so tame it's not even funny. :|

 

[Fabula Caromed]

Why aren't you just the cutest thing.

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

NO.

NO MORE LESBIANS.

 

[Fabula Caromed]

Lesbianism is overrated. Asexuality is the new black.

 

[Qae Shena]

No hyper-intense familial oversexuality?

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

oh god wincest

 

[Onrai]

Aw... I was looking forward to having some "fun" with our newcomer.

I mean, um, what?

 

[Fabula Caromed]

Kristin doesn't exist on this site, and the unique circumstances that caused Fabs to develop that kind of bond with her sister aren't likely to be repeated here. So no. No twincest.

 

[Qae Shena]

Well at least most of the others can never happen here.

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

i don't want anything happening here but good clean fun

 

[000]

There was a tremendous amount of sex appeal showing up in this thread, and I simply had to show up. Welcome to the forum, @[member="Fabula Cavataio"]. Please watch out for the hypersexual guys... None of them bite unless you're into that sort of thing.

Say wha?? Ahhmm...anyways ......dunno what yah mean bout that and bite? That i do not.....i am man and ain't a dog yah know.

 

[Fabula Caromed]

"Clean?" Sarge, Ayden introduced me to your character through the thread where you got hammered with a bunch of tampons. Where's the "clean" again?

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

look man

she was crazy

and yes she threw birth control pills at me and a used pregnancy test

but that doesn't mean you can judge me

 

[Fabula Caromed]

Judging you, judging you.

Every court hearing would go a lot faster if the judge accepted "But Your Honor, she was crazy" as evidence.

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

true story

good thing I'm a master of stealth

she'll never find me now

 

[Onrai]

true story

good thing I'm a master of stealth

she'll never find me now

She can find me.

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

You won't be saying that when she's acting like an 11 year old


....unless you're into that sort of thing

 

[Onrai]

You won't be saying that when she's acting like an 11 year old


....unless you're into that sort of thing

Girls with issues are excellent in bed. A video on Youtube the Holonet told me so.