Ayden finally dragged me in

[Sky Kerberos]

Welcome!

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

He lied about his race. He's a very good liar.

 

[Fabula Caromed]

Whoa. Someone who's that good at turning a bold-faced lie into a universally accepted fact? Dude, this guy should run for Senator. I'd vote for him.

If...do we vote for Senators? And do Witches get a vote? o.0

 

[Kamon's OOC]

I don't think Witches have a senate

 

[Fabula Caromed]

Bah! Politics, I say! Stuff and nonsense. I move for the immediate formation of a Witch Senate. We'll make all of those Republic do-gooders jealous at our sexy, sexy "council meetings."

Which are basically giant orgies.

 

[Viho Hawk]

We have giant orgies?!

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

Not you, manling slave.

Now hush, your mistresses are talking.

 

[Viho Hawk]

I've been freed, thank you very much. So kindly stuff it.

 

[Jonathon Patches]

Johnathan, I am confused by your titles. You look like neither a hutt nor a pretty princess. :huh:

People have their opinions about me... I believe this is Tegs... I let people call me what they like, fits with the character.

 

[Fabula Caromed]

I like this one. He has spirit. I think I'm going to thrash him.

 

[Petra Cavataio]

*laughs* just remember to remove the bones from his legs so he can be more like a hutt

 

[Fabula Caromed]

Oh, I meant Viho. This Patches guy is distressingly common. :mellow:

 

[Viho Hawk]

Why does everyone want to thrash the gimp?

I welcome the attempt though. *puts up his dukes* Put 'em up. Put 'em up!

 

[Fabula Caromed]

Eeeeeeeeeee!! You're spectacular! I'd have a lot more respect for males if any of them were half as entertaining as you!

 

[Viho Hawk]

When you can't do the things that others do, you gotta be entertaining!

Also I like to rough house. It's fun.

 

[Fabula Caromed]

M-oooom! Can I keep him? I don't normally go for males, but this one understands.

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

Beat him with rods of iron!

 

[Fabula Caromed]

Well, obviously. And bokken sticks. And nonlethal training 'sabers. And my bare hands. And...

 

[Viho Hawk]

M-oooom! Can I keep him? I don't normally go for males, but this one understands.

That might be arrangeable.

Fighting would be much fun, I assure you. Lots of rough play!

 

[Fabula Caromed]

...You're coming onto me, aren't you? :mellow: