[member="Silara Kuhn"]
(I don't get this. Is this OOC or IC banter? Oh well, this is all going to be OOC)
Uh, oooooohhh! Someone insulted my bay-bee, [member="Patricia Susan Garter"]! Time to lay the smack down the good old fashioned way!
You have no class
and you have no style
You opened your door to Ravens
now you're 'bout to get defiled!
Judge not lest you be judged
The scales you used as Judge
Finds your credibility to be fudge
Why raise the bounty higha' if you ain't mad?
Your use of inflated money is REALLY bad.
If you had a soul, I'd feel oh so sad.
But you're a handicapped fool, so I'm only glad.
Your argument is fizzling out like a gaudy fad.
In a cloak of humility, you have been clad.
Your husband gets you down on your knees every night in his pad?
Oops, nope. That's just your dad.
You think you've got your man's money tight in a niche
You'll soon find nothing but a note that says, "Too much, Bi*radio edit* "
He prefers a couch over a bed?
Man, what's wrong with you?
He's obviously sneaking out
To sleep around town, fool!
Your man has tradition,
That much is true.
It's as though he takes great pleasure
Not sleeping next to you.
So, get down on your calloused knees and crawl away
'cuz your shebs just got served in a galaxy far, far away.
[member="Chiasa Kritivaas"] [member="Lurcano Car'dann"]