Qual'Zyanya
Xioquo Renegade
Timelines are terribly fuzzy, especially in a thread that's so bloody big. Last time were with Valeska she was gushing about having found the badly mauled and maimed corpse of the Mechanical Dragon, the Machine God and a host of other fancy titles. Said dragon had gotten its massive head chopped off while being beaten to death with its own wings. Moreover, at present it was being crushed by the massive statue of Siobhan Kerrigan and a slightly smaller one of HK-36. Naturally there was also a statue of Mia Monroe there, since she was a Chaos Champion as far as the Bando Gora were concerned and might soon be deified as well.
Anyhow, Valeska had been busy making notes and taking holopics, having also taken some pieces of the massive dragon's corpse to examine and what trinkets she had been able to find upon the dead bodies of Bando Gora Cultists. Not like they needed them anymore and it's not like she had much respect for private property. "The Bando Gora are fething nuts," Amelia commented after she had presumably gotten bored of guard duties.
"Your grasp of the obvious is astounding, pet," Valeska commented dismissively while examining the arcane symbols carved into the mutilated head of a Bando Gora Marauder. They were most definitely similar to those she had found in the ruins of a Takana Temple. Cultural influence or perhaps just plagiarism. With the Bando Gora one could never be sure.
For her part Amelia looked huffy but then presumably remembered that her mistress could snap her neck like a twig and might be hungry again soon. "Look, Kerrigan murders their leaders, beats their god to a bloody pulp and razes their city. Then they have nothing better to do than build statues of her across the place and make sacrifices. And when they encounter her...or her allies, they death charge because they think that'll earn them their goddess' favour and they'll...ascend, whatever. Makes no sense."
Valeska found that the eye of the dark warrior's was quite interesting, so she cut it out and put it in a small jar. It looked like some sort of biotech. "It's the motive of a stronger god. You prove that you're more powerful and worthy of worship by tearing down rival deities and smashing their idols. Tremendously primitive, but then the Mandalorians choose their leaders through one on one duels. As for the rest, they're a death-obsessed chaos cult with strong elements of sadomasochism. All those drugs addle their mind. That, and substandard stimcaf. Of course, they were terribly convenient for the Protectorate because it strongly needed an enemy to unite against. The perfect rallying cry. Hmmph, maybe they shouldn't have defeated them so thoroughly. Fighting them would give their forty-eight exarchs something to do."
Amelia did not look that convinced but simply nodded. Apparently she was used to Valeska ranting and not really paying attention to anyone else. So with nothing really to do she examined the body of a High Priest, who apparently had had his hear torn out, which was as messy as could be expected. As she searched through his dust covered, crimson robes she came across a datapad. "Hey, found this, Mistress," she said, tossing it over to her.
"Good work, pet," Valeska spoke indulgently for sometimes it was smart to pander to your minions and make them think that they were relevant. Otherwise the cow might not give milk and then she would have to be unpleasant. She cocked her head to the side as she examined the pad, looking at intently as she activated it and read across the screen. Suddenly, without warning, she began to burst out into laughter. Genuine, terribly amused laughter.
Amelia looked understandably perplexed. "What is it? What's so funny?"
"Oh, nothing, dear, just the resolution to one of the biggest cases of illogicality in recent history. 'Finally I have achieved success. Long have I sacrificed, prayed and endured the embrace of pain, for therein lies clarity, but my faith in Chaos Unbound has been rewarded. With this formula...the True Believers will be able to cast a spell to reduce armies and fleets to mere background noise. The shroud of the dark side shall cloud all and before the onslaught of chaos the armies of infidels shall vanish. A cohort of Dark Masters, strong in faith in the true dark lord, could seize the core worlds and purge them of decadence in one strike. The rivers shall be red with blood...a flood of heathen souls shall nourish the Great Ones,'" Valeska quoted from the datapad, then flipped through until she reached another section that seemed of interes to her.
"'Moloch is an Apostate, for he does understand my vision. The heretic claims that a battle won without deaths in the thousands is displeasing to the Great Ones. For they feed upon the souls of the dead and their hunger is insatiable. We prove our faith by sheddding the blood of thousands and dying in turn! Victory is not the imperative, but eternal struggle. The fool lacks vision!' Well, that explains Coruscant," Valeska commented dryly after she had finished reciting.
"Seriously...Coruscant is supposed to have fallen to a band of space wizards because they performed a space magic ritual conjured up by a chaos cultist high on drugs?" Amelia exclaimed loudly and with obvious incredulity. "That's...absurd."
Valeska just shrugged, looking, you might have guessed it, indifferent. "As absurd as the Republic personnel crewing the defence fleet and the planetary defences all being asleep or on vacation when the Sith 'returned from the shadows'. That said...the ritual supposedly requires true devotion to Chaos. These days the Sith are trying to convince everyone they're misunderstood Anti-Heroes using their Dark Is Not Evil superpowers to bring about an utopia. Or whatever. Too tedious to pay much attention."
Anyhow, Valeska had been busy making notes and taking holopics, having also taken some pieces of the massive dragon's corpse to examine and what trinkets she had been able to find upon the dead bodies of Bando Gora Cultists. Not like they needed them anymore and it's not like she had much respect for private property. "The Bando Gora are fething nuts," Amelia commented after she had presumably gotten bored of guard duties.
"Your grasp of the obvious is astounding, pet," Valeska commented dismissively while examining the arcane symbols carved into the mutilated head of a Bando Gora Marauder. They were most definitely similar to those she had found in the ruins of a Takana Temple. Cultural influence or perhaps just plagiarism. With the Bando Gora one could never be sure.
For her part Amelia looked huffy but then presumably remembered that her mistress could snap her neck like a twig and might be hungry again soon. "Look, Kerrigan murders their leaders, beats their god to a bloody pulp and razes their city. Then they have nothing better to do than build statues of her across the place and make sacrifices. And when they encounter her...or her allies, they death charge because they think that'll earn them their goddess' favour and they'll...ascend, whatever. Makes no sense."
Valeska found that the eye of the dark warrior's was quite interesting, so she cut it out and put it in a small jar. It looked like some sort of biotech. "It's the motive of a stronger god. You prove that you're more powerful and worthy of worship by tearing down rival deities and smashing their idols. Tremendously primitive, but then the Mandalorians choose their leaders through one on one duels. As for the rest, they're a death-obsessed chaos cult with strong elements of sadomasochism. All those drugs addle their mind. That, and substandard stimcaf. Of course, they were terribly convenient for the Protectorate because it strongly needed an enemy to unite against. The perfect rallying cry. Hmmph, maybe they shouldn't have defeated them so thoroughly. Fighting them would give their forty-eight exarchs something to do."
Amelia did not look that convinced but simply nodded. Apparently she was used to Valeska ranting and not really paying attention to anyone else. So with nothing really to do she examined the body of a High Priest, who apparently had had his hear torn out, which was as messy as could be expected. As she searched through his dust covered, crimson robes she came across a datapad. "Hey, found this, Mistress," she said, tossing it over to her.
"Good work, pet," Valeska spoke indulgently for sometimes it was smart to pander to your minions and make them think that they were relevant. Otherwise the cow might not give milk and then she would have to be unpleasant. She cocked her head to the side as she examined the pad, looking at intently as she activated it and read across the screen. Suddenly, without warning, she began to burst out into laughter. Genuine, terribly amused laughter.
Amelia looked understandably perplexed. "What is it? What's so funny?"
"Oh, nothing, dear, just the resolution to one of the biggest cases of illogicality in recent history. 'Finally I have achieved success. Long have I sacrificed, prayed and endured the embrace of pain, for therein lies clarity, but my faith in Chaos Unbound has been rewarded. With this formula...the True Believers will be able to cast a spell to reduce armies and fleets to mere background noise. The shroud of the dark side shall cloud all and before the onslaught of chaos the armies of infidels shall vanish. A cohort of Dark Masters, strong in faith in the true dark lord, could seize the core worlds and purge them of decadence in one strike. The rivers shall be red with blood...a flood of heathen souls shall nourish the Great Ones,'" Valeska quoted from the datapad, then flipped through until she reached another section that seemed of interes to her.
"'Moloch is an Apostate, for he does understand my vision. The heretic claims that a battle won without deaths in the thousands is displeasing to the Great Ones. For they feed upon the souls of the dead and their hunger is insatiable. We prove our faith by sheddding the blood of thousands and dying in turn! Victory is not the imperative, but eternal struggle. The fool lacks vision!' Well, that explains Coruscant," Valeska commented dryly after she had finished reciting.
"Seriously...Coruscant is supposed to have fallen to a band of space wizards because they performed a space magic ritual conjured up by a chaos cultist high on drugs?" Amelia exclaimed loudly and with obvious incredulity. "That's...absurd."
Valeska just shrugged, looking, you might have guessed it, indifferent. "As absurd as the Republic personnel crewing the defence fleet and the planetary defences all being asleep or on vacation when the Sith 'returned from the shadows'. That said...the ritual supposedly requires true devotion to Chaos. These days the Sith are trying to convince everyone they're misunderstood Anti-Heroes using their Dark Is Not Evil superpowers to bring about an utopia. Or whatever. Too tedious to pay much attention."