Elizabeth Sunrider, Freelance Gun Bunny

[Darth Athora]

I think it would be breast best if we went on Imperial missions together, yeah? yeah.

@[member="Elizabeth Sunrider"]

 

[Ayden Cater]

You people are the reason why we can't have nice things...

 

[Fabula Caromed]

I dunno, @[member="Elani Zambrano"]. Getting in bed with the Emperor's baby girl seems like an easy way to get a nasty spanking.

 

[Darth Athora]

You say that like it's a bad thing. @[member="Elizabeth Sunrider"]

 

[Fabula Caromed]

I say it like it's a pun thing. Your daddy signs my paycheck. I highly doubt I'll have much room to negotiate.

 

[Darth Athora]

What daddy doesn't know, won't hurt him.

Besides, he always says I need to put my unique skills to work for the Empire.

 

[Fabula Caromed]

And you're rich, too.

...Well, nowhere in any contract I signed was a line about me not being able to seek an alternative revenue stream from a third party. Send me an offer with a few zeroes. Mum has to pay for her BTI-HBC with electronic weapon-compatible port and nozzle-mounted thermal filtration.

 

[Darth Athora]

Woah. I never said I would be paying you. I said we could have some fun completing some Imperial missions together which could end up with you chained to a bed in my castle and I becoming friends, possibly.

 

[Fabula Caromed]

And like that you've lost me.

The "not paying me" thing, not the chains thing. That sounded kinda fun.

 

[Darth Athora]

Well, I'm like the rest of the rich girls: daddy pays for everything. But, I could work out a big bonus for each mission you and I do together.

 

[Fabula Caromed]

My favourite words.

Also on the list of favourite words: "Huge bank account," "open for negotiation," and "ruthlessly capitalist."

 

[Darth Athora]

Plus, get in good with the Emperor's daughter, there's bound to be undeniable benefits. Including me, of course.

 

[Fabula Caromed]

Look princess, this thing may work with Sith girls. I hear they're pretty slutty. Personally, I prefer more tangible benefits.

"Gold digger" is a wonderful term. I like gold.

 

[Darth Athora]

I am pretty sure I'm tangible. And don't call me princess. <_<

I have a castle, a huge castle.
My own planet.
And an allowance that makes one of your contracts look like minimum wage.


Shall I continue?

 

[Balaya Praelior Zambrano]

Actually most sith girls are driven and confident.... Only a few ones sleep their way to the top. Elani thankfully has better sense not to hit on the ones who will jump into bed for a promotion or to have an inflated sense of power and authority.

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

Oh, man. Allowance.

Because that's the best way to make money.

Call me old fashioned but I'd rather my millions shooting people with high powered rifles, rather than make my millions taking handouts from daddy.

 

[Fabula Caromed]

I like this Potteiger fellow. He knows the score. Sitting on your arse makes you soft. Life is lived in moments. If some of those moments happen to come with embarrassingly large paychecks, then I'm alright with that.

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

I wouldn't really call them embarrassingly large.

Unlike those things on your chest.

 

[Darth Athora]

@[member="Sarge Potteiger"]
I get the feeling daddy didn't love you enough. Wanna talk about it?

And fighting for money makes you softer. I fight to fight. Hence why I lead a group of zealous pirates AND have built an arena on Thule to test my mettle in.

 

[Fabula Caromed]

I wouldn't really call them embarrassingly large. Unlike those things on your chest.

Fashionable hat: 200 credits
Designer sunglasses: 350 credits
Genuine Corellian sand panther leather jacket: 2500 credits
The tits to pull it off: Priceless

Some things, money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterChit.