Elizabeth Sunrider, Freelance Gun Bunny

[Sarge Potteiger]

Gotta say, you do pull off the jacket.

Also I fail to see how a desire to work for a living means I didn't have a healthy father/son bond. But hey, I try not to judge when it seems people aren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling.

 

[Ayden Cater]

Shoot things. Don't get shot. Is there anything else a father really needs to teach his son?

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

Also gotta teach you to avoid the wrong women.

 

[Ayden Cater]

It's not Daddy's responsibility to teach you not to get poison ivy on your junk.

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

Kark you.

 

[Fabula Caromed]

Should I give you two some alone time? In my bio.

 

[Shinju]

So what would the going rate be? I might need you to acquire somethings.

 

[Steph Zenima]

FRANDS FORIVER.

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

@[member="Elizabeth Sunrider"]

Please, no. I already spent way more time with him than anyone ever should.

 

[Shinju]

Weren't you guys stuck in a timeloop for ten years but it was the same day over and over?

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

No, I was stuck working with him for four centuries.

 

[Shinju]

But Sarge your beard and Ayden's hat are like the pinnicle of manliness on the site. Nothing compares to it.

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

This is why they can never be together.

 

[Ayden Cater]

It's true. Last time the Hat and the Beard came within close proximity of each other, a star exploded from the sheer manliness.

It's why Sarge took to wearing full-body gear.

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

I'm actually covered in fourth degree bones across my entire body and can't actually feel anything until you get below like, the third layer of skin. Even then, it's more like a light pressure.

I'm actually just wearing an Ooglith Masquer.

 

[TAI]

Bloody hell...

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

I like this Sunrider chick. She’s got a cool hat.

I gotta feel for Sarge. Being stuck with Ayden for 400 years would be like the Twilight Zone….

 

[Onrai]

I have some work to be done in my sector... Pays well too.