The Battalion
Another Brick in Syd's Wall
"She does have a reason to help us..." Maple explained. "The Kolda-Bratha Calculus."
The Battalion raised an eyebrow. "What do you know of that?"
Maple was stone faced. "Enough to know your cult had control of one of the largest fragments of the formula in existence. Maranon is the single earliest person to ever experiment with it."
The Battalion crossed her arms. "We used to have that Fragment. The Man in White sealed it off from us."
"Your cult still has knowledge of it. Records she'll be very interested in."
"We had better be sure about this..." The Battalion replied "If we are discovered...I genuinely don't know how Xiphos will react. She might see it as treachery...or she might see it as a big joke and laugh it all off. She laughs at weird chit, sometimes. What will our defense be?"
"We call it for what it is...an intervention..." Maple said. "Though I confess, I'm not sure how much better things will be if you are head of the Cult. You're both sadists."
The Battalion rolled her eyes at this.
"Like you never took pleasure at the suffering of others." The Battalion replied.
"My life doesn't revolve around it like yours does." Maple countered.
"I am not Amy. I like Prey that's challenging to defeat. And every act of cruelty I inflict is strictly for the sake of my religion. Amy is often cruel simply because she can be. In the long run, her mindset is dangerous to the Cult. Her mindset is what nearly led to the Cult's eventual near-annihilation. I favor sustainable, renewable cruelty. To be honest, I rather like Laertia's approach to choosing victims. It's more professional than Amy's by a large margin."
"Such a ringing endorsement..." Maple joked in a grim manner.
The Battalion shrugged. "I am what I am."
Maple stared at The Battalion.
"Of all the things me and Laertia ended up having in common..." Maple thought out loud. "I never would've thought thirsty Sith would be one of them."
The Battalion winked at her. "We're in high demand."
Maple snorted at this.
"Half the people running this fething place are some kind of thirsty..." Maple grumbled. "I know where Maranon can be found...I'll need Percival to come with me."
"We can both go with you."
"No. It'll look suspicious if the three of us travel together..." Maple answered. "Laertia isn't stupid. She knows I ain't fond of your ass, Batty."
"What are you talking about? I have a perfect ass. Even Amy thinks so. Oh, wait, you mean not liking me..." The Battalion trailed, realizing she had misunderstood.
"Us suddenly traveling together would be incredibly out of character..." Maple clarified anyway. "But Xiphos won't question me and Percival working together. Especially if she thinks I'm training you."
"I still don't like your odds..." The Battalion said. "You should take Arianna with you."
"Can Arianna be trusted not to be a dirty filthy snitch?" Maple inquired. "She might despise Amy, but Arianna plays the Long Game, most times, like the spiders that helped me rob that liquor store last month. Even I couldn't have predicted that they'd set me up to get ambushed by RL Actor Scott Adkins."
(Cutaway of RL Actor Scott Adkins sitting by a fireplace)
(Scott Adkins: I won that fight, by the way. Fake internet money is sweeeeet.)
"Percival should approach her. One of him anyway..." The Battalion mused.
"Freud would have a fething field day with Laertia, with all her mommy issues." Maple muttered. "That is, if the Super Insects hadn't killed us all thirty seconds prior."
"And I thought Amy wasn't lucid..." The Battalion muttered.
Maple turned to Percival.
"One catch. We'll have to go to Coruscant..."
Meanwhile...
Countess Arianna Belasko was busily overseeing the installation of new security systems in the long defunct golden palace at the Center of Midas. Clad in a shimmering silver dress and heels, The Countess had been directing The Model 3 units all day and was on the verge of growing bored until she saw Prescott coming down the hall and felt her day brighten up a bit.
"Grandson!" The blond Countess with sharp blue eyes said affectionately, quickly striding over to him, silver metallic stilettos clicking on Ancient Marble.
"Oh, I'm so glad to see you. I heard all about your Trifurcation, and...wait...which grandson are you? You're all my grandsons, but which are you?"
The Battalion raised an eyebrow. "What do you know of that?"
Maple was stone faced. "Enough to know your cult had control of one of the largest fragments of the formula in existence. Maranon is the single earliest person to ever experiment with it."
The Battalion crossed her arms. "We used to have that Fragment. The Man in White sealed it off from us."
"Your cult still has knowledge of it. Records she'll be very interested in."
"We had better be sure about this..." The Battalion replied "If we are discovered...I genuinely don't know how Xiphos will react. She might see it as treachery...or she might see it as a big joke and laugh it all off. She laughs at weird chit, sometimes. What will our defense be?"
"We call it for what it is...an intervention..." Maple said. "Though I confess, I'm not sure how much better things will be if you are head of the Cult. You're both sadists."
The Battalion rolled her eyes at this.
"Like you never took pleasure at the suffering of others." The Battalion replied.
"My life doesn't revolve around it like yours does." Maple countered.
"I am not Amy. I like Prey that's challenging to defeat. And every act of cruelty I inflict is strictly for the sake of my religion. Amy is often cruel simply because she can be. In the long run, her mindset is dangerous to the Cult. Her mindset is what nearly led to the Cult's eventual near-annihilation. I favor sustainable, renewable cruelty. To be honest, I rather like Laertia's approach to choosing victims. It's more professional than Amy's by a large margin."
"Such a ringing endorsement..." Maple joked in a grim manner.
The Battalion shrugged. "I am what I am."
Maple stared at The Battalion.
"Of all the things me and Laertia ended up having in common..." Maple thought out loud. "I never would've thought thirsty Sith would be one of them."
The Battalion winked at her. "We're in high demand."
Maple snorted at this.
"Half the people running this fething place are some kind of thirsty..." Maple grumbled. "I know where Maranon can be found...I'll need Percival to come with me."
"We can both go with you."
"No. It'll look suspicious if the three of us travel together..." Maple answered. "Laertia isn't stupid. She knows I ain't fond of your ass, Batty."
"What are you talking about? I have a perfect ass. Even Amy thinks so. Oh, wait, you mean not liking me..." The Battalion trailed, realizing she had misunderstood.
"Us suddenly traveling together would be incredibly out of character..." Maple clarified anyway. "But Xiphos won't question me and Percival working together. Especially if she thinks I'm training you."
"I still don't like your odds..." The Battalion said. "You should take Arianna with you."
"Can Arianna be trusted not to be a dirty filthy snitch?" Maple inquired. "She might despise Amy, but Arianna plays the Long Game, most times, like the spiders that helped me rob that liquor store last month. Even I couldn't have predicted that they'd set me up to get ambushed by RL Actor Scott Adkins."
(Cutaway of RL Actor Scott Adkins sitting by a fireplace)
(Scott Adkins: I won that fight, by the way. Fake internet money is sweeeeet.)
"Percival should approach her. One of him anyway..." The Battalion mused.
"Freud would have a fething field day with Laertia, with all her mommy issues." Maple muttered. "That is, if the Super Insects hadn't killed us all thirty seconds prior."
"And I thought Amy wasn't lucid..." The Battalion muttered.
Maple turned to Percival.
"One catch. We'll have to go to Coruscant..."
Meanwhile...
Countess Arianna Belasko was busily overseeing the installation of new security systems in the long defunct golden palace at the Center of Midas. Clad in a shimmering silver dress and heels, The Countess had been directing The Model 3 units all day and was on the verge of growing bored until she saw Prescott coming down the hall and felt her day brighten up a bit.
"Grandson!" The blond Countess with sharp blue eyes said affectionately, quickly striding over to him, silver metallic stilettos clicking on Ancient Marble.
"Oh, I'm so glad to see you. I heard all about your Trifurcation, and...wait...which grandson are you? You're all my grandsons, but which are you?"