Lyli had booked passage to the Resort in question, The Yellow Flower Hideaway, located close to some coastal cliffs. (Try saying that last bit five times fast. Go on,
I dare you.)
The resort was pyramid like, surrounded by mini ziggurats, constructed of black glass. Lyli had flashed some credits, turning heads as she walked by in her white and gold chrome catsuit, faces reflecting on its surface.
She checked in at the lobby, three floors down from where Ajenn was supposed to be staying. She arrived at her suite, and without fanfare, got on the floor, meditating about the information on her target. Strikurr had given no missive except get it done at her discretion.
Since it was her discretion Lyli was going to choose the messy and brutal option, at least, that's what Syd underneath permitted The Mental Lie to believe. Lyli had no true sentience beyond what came from Syd's life force. If Syd wanted Lyli to believe she had killed someone when she had actually spared them, Lyli would believe it.
She took out her lightsaber, activating its red blade, preparing for the Force to tell her when Ajenn had arrived, not realizing how Jedi-like an approach this was...
Two hours later...
Count Ajenn had just gotten back from a deal he had turned down. The asking price had been too high for his taste and when it came to the local networks he was cultivating in Rakatan tech smuggling he was doing far to well, and transporting his goods on vessels that flew much cheaper.
At least he could relax at the Yellow Flower. For purposes of amusement, he will basically be described as looking like Star Lord in an all black Tuxedo.
Count Ajenn had four things going for him: He was the son of famous swordsman
Lur Redtide, for starters. Second, unlike his father who had only dueled one Force Adept in his entire career, Ajenn Redtide had survived not one, not two, not even three--
(Somewhere OOC, Red Grant is devoured by a Shark)
But approximately--you sitting down? Approximately
One Hundred and Fifty Thousand attempts on his life by Force Adepts. This motherfether had level-grinded
like a motherfether. He had level-grinded through foes that were worth
at least four hundred experience points apiece, if we want to think of the countless slain in this nightmarish hellscape that is the modern galaxy in the cold blooded rationality of RPG Mechanics.
Three, though he was up against somebody who qualified as boss you should not tackle until you are at least level 30 in Skyrim, (he was level 17, if you are curious.) he had sweet loot from past adventures.
Four: He looked like Star Lord, and good looks were one of Lyli's weaknesses, and possibly Syd's as well if you wanna get Freudian with it.
(
"Come And Get Your Love" by Redbone plays)
Count Ajenn Redtide swaggered out of his yellow and red Upsilon Class shuttle with his body guards, one an orange Twi'lek, the other a Nautolan, but both by hilarious coincidence possessing the name "Gary Busey".
It should be noted that Count Ajenn--and oddly, his bodyguards also--were so awesome that they could both hear and properly dance to the OOC music when no one else would be able to.
He was looking forward to relaxing the night away, after he took care of one final transaction in his own private suite at the very top of the resort. He owned it, after all.
Ajenn danced all the way from his private landing pad, his bodyguards keeping sync with him all the way into the Casino section. It should be noted that the Redbone music is still playing and will be playing on loop.
Don't worry. When it stops, you will
know.
"Count Ajenn!" The Floor Manager, a portly, surly man in a three piece suit bellowed jovially amidst the mass of people enjoying themselves at the resort, some, sampling foods from a hundred different planets, others watching various stage performances. "So good of you to drop in! What can I do for you?"
It should be noted Count Ajenn had not stopped dancing, nor had his bodyguards, nor had the
Narrator.
"I just want my suite prepped and ready, Niles. Corellian Alcohol-Free Martini, served chilled."
"Shaken or stirred?" Niles asked.
"Do I look like I give a damn?" Ajenn asked jokingly.
"Trust us, he doesn't." The Bodyguards said in unison.
"At once, Count!" Niles obeyed.
Just then, someone caught his eye. Someone quite far away but stuck out for the reflective outfit.
Count Ajenn was not without his faults. One of those faults, much like Lyli's weakness for rogueish charm and chiseled looks, of which Count Ajenn had both (and which was currently causing Lyli and even Syd deep within, sitting at a pazaak table in her gleaming white and gold suit, to
salivate.), was that sometimes Ajenn
didn't think with his big brain.
"Whoa..." he said under his breath as he stared at Lyli, slicking his hair back like he'd spotted Rachel while looking for Harvey Dent.
"Hellooooo beautiful..." he said under his breath. He nudged Nautolan-Busey.
"Hey, is she making googly eyes at me, Gary? She's looks like she's making googly eyes at me."
Lyli stared directly at Count Ajenn, playing with a pazaak card, bending it...biting her lower lip.
Momma like...Lyli thought lustfully.
Too bad you gotta die.
Ajenn was concerned, from the moment he saw her, solely with turning on the old Redtide charm. To be fair, it was kind of working: Lyli wanted to gaze upon Adonis-like features a little longer, and his synchronized dancing with his bodyguards was truly something to behold.
Ajenn played it cool, asking if everyone at her table was comfortable. Lyli kept her stare fixed on him, the desire to get paid having issues with the desire to...well...it rhymes with 'paid'.
"Drinks are on me, folks!" He said to everyone, having not stopped dancing. This caused resort guests at the table to cheer.
"Count Ajenn, right?" Lyli questioned seductively, smirking as she was announced the winner at the table, like she had been the last three times.
"I'm on a bit of a winning streak, it seems..." she noted of the casino chips she had earned.
"Heeeyyyy, good for you!" Ajenn remarked in a happy go lucky, still dancing manner.
"You seem on top of the world..." Lyli couldn't help but remark as she was given another hand by the dealer.
"Did the dancing give it away?" he asked sarcastically, inwardly growing more enamored with her beauty. If he had known what she was, he would have been anywhere but here.
Keep in mind however, that in spite of his dancing, the man was badass, or perhaps he was badass because of it. Both?
(shrugs)
"Kind of..." Lyli answered coyly. "I myself am not much of a dancer."
"Its easy. You just need to have the music within you!" He claimed with enthusiasm. "Listen to that beat!"
Lyli chuckled deliciously from Ajenn's perspective. Anyone thinking with the big brain could have recognized the purr in Lyli's voice as she chuckled as the snicker of a lion before it tricks the sheep into its den for a robust conversation, in which the sheep could then lodge any complaints thereafter from within the Lion's digestive tract.
Ajenn, sadly, did not catch it, because Lyli was making googly eyes at him even she wasn't sure was being fully faked.
"I only dance when I'm happy." Lyli replied to him smoothly. "And when I have someone worth dancing with."
Ajenn and his bodyguards started snapping their fingers in unison like divas, spinning in place before resuming the previous synchronized jig.
"I must be happy most of the time. I love dancing!" Ajenn proclaimed. "But I get not dancing if you don't feel it."
Lyli smirked, holding out her hand.
"Cynthia" She lied...
Ajenn spun in place, snapping his fingers expertly to the looping, OOC Redbone music.
"Count Ajenn Redtide..." Ajenn proclaimed. "A pleasure to meet you..."
"I've never met a Count before..." she purred, fixing green eyes on him. "What do they do?"
"Counts do awesome things, like my father Lur did..." Ajenn answered, have impressively not missed a single beat with his guards as they danced.
"Oh?" Lyli asked, eyes occasionally noticing how outright handsome he was. It was like he was Austin Powers, with the added benefit of not looking like Mike Meyers with bad teeth.
"Yeah! He punched a sleeping Force Vampire in the face...
after robbing it." the Count answered. "I punched a whole
Coven of Force Vampires.
Who were already awake. To
death. For no fething reason at all save to be awesome."
Lyli forgot about her cards, losing all her chips in the process as she made a bad play and didn't care. Count Ajenn had her complete attention.
While she would still kill him, surely it couldn't hurt to...
indulge?
His bodyguards both spun in place with him snapping their fingers.
"Too bad about your card game!" He said earnestly, shimmying in synchronous with his guards.
"It's ok..." Lyli said politely, leaving the table. "It was a boring game anyway."
Lyli got up and walked away from the table.
"Perhaps you play a better one ?" She asked, blinking as she stepped forward to him.
Ajenn, still not using the Big Brain, could only go "eeep." in a small, small voice as she looked very pointedly at him. But he still didn't stop dancing. Nor did the guards.
"Pazaak's not really my thing. I'm more of a Checkers sort."
Lyli smiled flirtatiously. "I 'adore' checkers..."
Thirty minutes later...
Count Ajenn and his bodyguards danced ahead of a slowly sauntering Lyli as he used the pass card, the OOC Redbone music still on loop. They danced their way up steps to the top of his resort.
The guards stayed outside the door while the Count dramatically danced his way into a ruby floored suite pouring seltzer water for both, as The Count never drank. Lyli slinked over to a black couch with a floral pattern as Count Ajenn Redtide danced his way over to a couch opposite of her, handing one of the seltzer drinks and still shimmying slightly, snapping his fingers slightly.
"So, Count Ajenn..." Lyli began slyly enjoying flirting with him before moving for the kill. Syd within however, had no intention of allowing this to occur: in minutes he would be unconscious, not dead, not that Lyli knew the difference. Still, she indulged the same as the surface persona did.
Hubba-Hubba.
"Tell me more about this coven of Force Vampires you punched to death. That sounds...
breathtaking..."
The Count smiled, shimmying.
"It was on a spiritual journey to Mimban, when I was deep in doubt about how to be awesome in life. I sought to commune and dance with nature, to understand the ways of hardcore badassery as my father did. My ship crashed. I decided that the only way to be awesome was to find abominations and then just spend three solid weeks punching the chit out of them while gathering parts to fix my vessel. Found a lot of sacred relics that day. After that, I spent two years fighting The Sith Empire. Killed four Darths with a block of frozen cheese."
Lyli's lust for the Count increased as she sensed he wasn't lying about any of that. Oh, if only she hadn't gotten the kill order...however she was concerned. The file on him said nothing of a war record...
However, the money came first...Lyli had never been stopped by mere soldiers.
However, this talk of relics intrigued Lyli, ever looking to increase her power, decided she might as well coax a peek at the Relics from him.
"Sacred Relics?"
"Oh yes. Really cool!" Ajenn answered between shimmies while seated. "So Cynthia...what do you do?"
Lyli chuckled, stringing it out.
"I'm an investor. Stocks and the like..." she lied. "I enjoy navigating the spaceways in my spare time...of which I have a very great deal..."
She smiled a little more as she watched Redtide take the bait.
"Neat! I'm an explorer myself!" Redtude confessed, bobbing his head and shoulders seemingly unable to get tired of dancing.. "Mimban wasn't the only place I found sacred relics though. Found a really neat one!"
"Oh?" Lyli purred, leaning forward and taking a sip.
"Yeah! Wanna see it?" The Count asked excitedly, inwardly stretching their flirting out himself.
Lyli smirked. "Of course I would..."
"Okay then! Follow me!" The Count replied, getting up and breaking into full dance again, Lyli ever slinking behind him as she was led into a room of artifacts that made her flesh tingle as she got closer. They were arranged neatly on stands, from a dozen different worlds.
"This axe blade comes from a Matukai Warrior's Wan Shen," The Count pointed out. Lyli slinked over to it, gold chrome gloved hands touching the blade as the Count danced his way over to a Mask.
"A Sith Sensory blocking mask..." he pointed out. "Very hard to obtain."
Lyli shivered at the power she felt. These would be very fine prizes for her indeed...
He then dance-spun his way over to something in a led box.
"This next one is very special...." he explained, diva-snapping his fingers as Lyli strode over to him, the environment reflected by her suit.
"This..." he said, opening the latch to the box even as he continued to snap his fingers and dance. "Is from Mimban. An idol of Pomojema..."
He brought out the ancient idol of the inhuman figure with wings. At the center of its chest glowed a red stone Lyli was fairly certain was Quixoni.
It was at this point the looping Redbone music came to a complete fething stop.
Lyli's flesh, not truly hers but the enchanted flesh of Syd, reacted violently to the magical idol. Understandably, Count Star Lo--I mean,
Count Ajenn backed away in horror, still holding the idol as Lyli's flesh writhed violently everywhere, thick, sludge like gray blood leaking out of the corners of her eyes and mouth as she shook, going red as a beet, steam rising off the surface as she struggled to take a step forward...