Well Titan, it is a long tale.
She found her son, [member="Bradshaw[/FONT][FONT=georgia] Ku"], he has a bad drug addiction, Opium. Kay feeling sorry for him has hidden him into hiding into the deepest parts of the kingdom and now he is but a legend and often some Maidens go missing when they venture too far into the catacombs of her ever expanding Kingdom.
[member="[/FONT][FONT=georgia]Veiere[/FONT][FONT=georgia] [/FONT][FONT=georgia]Arenais[/FONT][FONT=georgia]"] married Kay in a fashion very similar to how Triple H married Stephanie McMahon. Afterwards Kay kinda just accepted it and now they have their own little family of troglodytes who often gets hounded for Opium by the aforementioned Bradshaw Ku.
[member="Lady Kay"] herself, as you heard turned Sith but not for reasons one would expect. See, she went Skydiving but then a Dark Force Nexus opened up where she landed, broke her legs and for a few days survived on sucking out the essence slowly turning deranged in the process.
[member="Stardust [/FONT][FONT=georgia]Raxis[/FONT][FONT=georgia]"] lost her mind when her love muffin, Gray dissipated in a magic show, not through force but by genuine magic, a lot of smoke and mirrors. Ever since she has gone on a crusade to hunt and maim all those whose names start with G. We are still not sure why but when questioned there is a flurry of lights and obscenities threw about.
[member="Darlyn [/FONT][FONT=georgia]Excron[/FONT][FONT=georgia]"] got into some love scandal with a sultry Belugan. Ever since Kay and her cavalcade of mystery and villainy have done their best to cover it up, but to do so required a purging of sorts, sending a lot of maidens who even spoke ill of the rumours into the pits of the Kingdom. And we all know where that leads.
Next, we come across [member="Atheus"] who was found to have built up quite the slave trade and was using his business on the planet as a coverup to abduct random passersby into his ever expanding empire and now rivals Miss Blonde on the scale of evil.
Next up is @Adrelram Thul who was a strange case, see he was found out to have been an informant for the infamous Prospector Bill, a madman who lives off fear and drives a tank made of solid Pig Iron who has a total of Three Fiddy debt with Kay and he plans to collect. It is not known why he is trying to collect, considering he is the one who owes the money but that is an issue for another time.
Coming up next we got @Ardgal Raxis yet another of the Raxis clan he was found sleeping with a rival Mandolorian clan, one that has a bitter rivalry because in one fight a soldier of the Raxis clan called shotgun, only for it to be snapped from underneath them by said rival clan. A pretty deep rivalry that one is.
Up next we have.... Ahh yes [member="Azazel Darkstar"], why he is a fairly straight forward case, he started a bar fight with a prominent nobleman of high regard and then when he lost slept with the daughter of the noble to get revenge. Unfortunately, he didn't have a sister and it turned out to be one Kay's maids. And we know where that leads. Straight into Bradshaw's feeding den.
@B'enor Benjeel was caught adding illegal modifications to a car he did not own. Fairly sure he is also not who he claims to be and is actually some sort of manpigbear in disguise. Still collecting evidence to further my investigations on that one though.
[member="Benjamin Erinhart"], he was the noble that Darkstar punched. Who after he lost the fight with Darkstar, not too sure how they both lost but just like the prospector we don't ask questions. Well, he went to sleep with Darkstars daughter. And... Well. He too had no daughter so off to the feeding grounds with that one.
[member="Brent Smith"], he was caught doing a lot of Blue Pills in his sleep and Red Pills while he was awake, this caused him to go streaking in the middle of the night and overall no one was pleased with such a display and were quite irritated.
[member="[/FONT][FONT=georgia]Darben[/FONT][FONT=georgia] [/FONT][FONT=georgia]Skirae[/FONT][FONT=georgia]"]. The little Tike, what he was done was unthinkable, he abducted all the Tax Meters, replaced them with his own than when it was paid too, come out in the middle of the night and use the money to feed his sick Fantasies which mainly consisted of playing a lot of video games. Absolutely deplorable.
[member="Darth Morzas"], well this one is a Sith but boy howdy she took it a step beyond. She actually, made it rain cats and dogs. And not just once, it was a series of times and... Oh, it was just horrible. I mean, the cats were fine, but the puppies. We had to pay a lot of Dog owners back and find a lot of Cat Owners.
[member="[/FONT][FONT=georgia]Daxton[/FONT][FONT=georgia] Bane"], he killed some random child, mainly because the kid was scared because of Kay's little streak of cannibalism. And beating up orphans. But those are stories for other times.
[member="Gray[/FONT][FONT=georgia] [/FONT][FONT=georgia]Raxis[/FONT][FONT=georgia]"] broke magicians code and told everyone how he performed his smoke and mirrors trick, which he used to ditch his Hot Asian Wife Stardust Raxis, who sorta looks like a dude. He is now off in some galaxy far far away revealing the magic code.
[member="Helios[/FONT][FONT=georgia] [/FONT][FONT=georgia]Venth[/FONT][FONT=georgia]"], this guy started scamming thieves out of their hard earned Credits and claimed it was because "It's against the law" and he was just doing his "Civic duty." Except this was Tatooine and we don't like people policing on our turf.
[member="James[/FONT][FONT=georgia] Justice"], He was caught trespassing on public property and when told to Respect Mah Authoritah, simply scoffed and tied himself to a tree, claiming it was because "Trees are people too" we do not know why he was doing this action but we believe Spice was involved.
[member="Jayce R. [/FONT][FONT=georgia]Vitalus[/FONT][FONT=georgia]"], he was caught rigging the Rancor Fight bets. He made it so that he knew who was to win prior and then used that to get rich quick to fund his Video Gaming addiction. This one is closely tied with Darben Skirae and is equally as grotesque in such actions.
[member="John Ash"], now we talked a lot about maids. Now, you may ask. "But Thraxis oh benevolent one, who escorts these maidens?" Well, it ain't John. No, he was found taking money from banks to create very large intricate toilets in which he flushed children down. He is a strange man. Also, as shown clearly homicidal.
[member="John [/FONT][FONT=georgia]Rakugan[/FONT][FONT=georgia]"], no see this is the one who drags the maidens kicking and screaming into Bradshaws dungeon of death and food. If he didn't have diplomatic immunity for being a Minority he would not have gotten away with it so long. But he is so there ain't nothing we can do about it.
[member="[/FONT][FONT=georgia]Kalyr[/FONT][FONT=georgia] Alor"], he was found graverobbing which he then sold to moratoriums at a profit, mainly because he was getting them for free and selling them at any price was a profit, but that is beside the point, only to then dig it up and start the cycle again. Absolute madman. But a wise investor, at least that much is true.
[member="Katrina"], was caught shoplifting. We haven't found much more but we suspect this is to fuel some sort of chronic addiction of hers. At this point, we are fairly sure she sells the stolen products to feed her shoplifting addiction, but we aren't sure... Yet.
[member="Kendall Ginn"]. Now, he is believed to be a grand pirate, but also on the side a nefarious hacker. It is believed that as of right now he is trying to figure a way to make the Gulag Plague digital and sell his own internet protection online to make bank loads of cash off of this sick and twisted plan.
[member="Lauri Törni"], well, aside from his name containing a ö, which is maddening to try and type up. We do believe he is part of some homeless fight club, the way he dresses implies overcompensating so no one knows he is really a homeless man trying to get a free meal.
[member="Lorian [/FONT][FONT=georgia]Venalt[/FONT][FONT=georgia]"], totally honest. Do not know what he has done, but I have sources telling me that the V in his name stands for Vendetta, we do not know what his Vendetta is about, but if I was to hazard a guess. It was for his abusive stepfather who he disowned at a young age than brutally murdered because his step-sister encouraged him to do it and now seeks redemption through her blood.
[member="[/FONT][FONT=georgia]Macoda[/FONT][FONT=georgia] [/FONT][FONT=georgia]Haberon[/FONT][FONT=georgia]"]. He has a moustache and beard that reminds us all of one person. That's right infamous actor slay comedian, LeBouuf Shire. We believe this is because he is his favourite actor and plans on killing him, assuming that once killing his beloved star he can easily slip into his position and live a life of relaxation and paradise. But we are onto you Macheda. Our eyes are watching.
[member="Myles [/FONT][FONT=georgia]Vylumnar[/FONT][FONT=georgia]"], I mean, come one listen to that last name. Doesn't that just scream evil? Which is why we at first didn't expect him. He was too obvious a suspect to be evil but looking deeper in we found his family connection to the Hutt Cartel and his nare do well dealings with the group which includes, but is not limited too. Stealing candy from small children, abducting said small children and finally, selling said children to John Ash for a quick buck.
[member="[/FONT][FONT=georgia]Owazza[/FONT][FONT=georgia]"], Wooza as he shall be referred to from now on, was caught in a scandal when he was found selling Spice to minors at their wild parties. Only to have the last laugh, as he was merely selling Sugar died in different colours and denying these children their rightful crippling addiction.
[member="[/FONT][FONT=georgia]Reshmar[/FONT][FONT=georgia]"], other than stinking up a room like old fish? Not much. Oh, wait, except for that one time he gassed an entire civilisation because their entire diet consisted of consuming rotted fish and the odour offended his delicate fish like senses. Careful around this guy, don't ever ask him if he likes fish sticks.
[member="Riven Black"]. His last name irked me first of all, and that is when I dug into the Black Family name, called such because of their close affiliation with the Black trade all those years ago. Except that was but a mere coverup, in truth his family dealt in White Slavery, something far less opposed to in these progressive times.
@Ronen Jerik or Jerk as he shall be called to earned the title because he was that guy at the party who ate all the food. Quite literally all of it. He set up an ingenious strategy where he wore a gas mask, filled the whole room up with SLeping gas and whilst everyone slept on the floor, cold and uncomfortable he snatched it all up and left, the bitter laughter left everyone in a dire straight. Safe to say, the party was ruined after that, and he hasn't invited to them anymore.
[member="Ryn'Dhal"]. He shed everywhere. And not like, just here or there, I mean absolutely everywhere. It was stuck not only on the ceiling but inside the walls! We have, no idea how he managed it, we would be lying if we said we weren't impressed, but still, the fact remains. We had to tear the palace down, careful to make sure no prying eyes caught a glimpse of the horror that was Bradshaw and then rebuilds it from the ground up.
[member="[/FONT][FONT=georgia]Samka[/FONT][FONT=georgia] [/FONT][FONT=georgia]Derith[/FONT][FONT=georgia]"], Same crime as before though this one was even worse. We... We don't know how it happened a second time, but the DNA evidence was there it was hers. And she managed to fill the entire Palace with the stuff overnight. We... We just don't know and are fairly worried seeing of her capacity to fill a palace with Furballs. Worrying indeed.
[member="[/FONT][FONT=georgia]Symara[/FONT][FONT=georgia] [/FONT][FONT=georgia]Tarriq[/FONT][FONT=georgia]"]. She was caught performing Grand Theft Auto on a global scale. She hijacked into every car on Commenor and crashed them all into one large burning pile. Questions as to how the hell she managed that was not met with Answers, but merely cryptic clues to hint as to how. But we aren't into riddles so just dropped the charges and put her on parole. Twice, at first, we used a droid. That... Well, hindsight is twenty-twenty so now we have a Biological policeman around her at all times.
[member="Tál[/FONT][FONT=georgia] Martec"], other than having a á, which is again a nightmare to type up. She was found guilty of multiple charges of Stalking. It would be fine and dandy if it was just SpaceBook stalking, everyone does that, but this was straight up invasive and now she has aGunman pointed at her at all waking hours. We can't let those horrors happen again. No one deserves such horrors.
[member="[/FONT][FONT=georgia]Tiali[/FONT][FONT=georgia] Orazio"] was found guilty of some sort of psychological torture which consisted of a very effective Doctor assigning him as a bait on Kay, a false ally whose single job was to keep the doctor updated. He has yet to be tired of his crimes but we are also a very inefficient police force and shall get onto it in the near future.
[member="[/FONT][FONT=georgia]Tiland[/FONT][FONT=georgia] Kortun"] has a serious problem with road rage, which peaked on the day the cars didn't stay still and all piled into a crash and destroyed each other in a fiery ball of the explosion, which yes is directly linked too Symara Tariq. We have reason to believe they worked together so that he could properly get angry however, he too talks in riddles and we are just too lazy to look any deeper than "We give up."
[member="Tydus [/FONT][FONT=georgia]Wryeens[/FONT][FONT=georgia]"], Public Deformation, he publicly declared Zeltrons a superior race to most. This is personal bias but screw that guy for daring to spew such vile lies to the people,w ho are already doomed by the artificial joy of Zeltros Oh, and he was also found guilty of a plan to exterminate all life outside of the outer rim but that is nowhere near as deplorable as declaring Zeltros as "The future of this galaxy!"
[member="Victor Tesla"] Now I know what you're thinking "What vile scientific Experiments has this man performed? What dastardly deed?" Well. Let me tell you, he did. And I truly cannot extend how important this is, he purpsoefully misconstrewed information of his drugs to sell his product fast, which instead of curing all disease, simply weakened the immune systems exacerbating the stae of most ill patients.
[member="[/FONT][FONT=georgia]Vraukt[/FONT][FONT=georgia]"], he was found to be broadcasting a Public Radio Station without proper identification papers, nor did he even own the place he was operating from and decorated it to fit his own personal tastes which in the loosest of terms, which I am using in this case, comes under vandalism. Also, unlicensed broadcasting is a crime so it was two counts. More than most people on this list.
[member="William"] Forlorn. Identity theft, that's right William. Or should I say, Billy Gun, the world's Tallest Midget? We're on to you, we know that you killed William Forlorn, tossed him into a river and then took over his life. You thought it was all going swimmingly. Until you revealed your identity to the public. Sure no one liked Forlorn and you have made leaps and bounds in our field of expertise but the fact remains you killed a man and stole his identity. And I swear if we were a more active police department and you weren't the friend of one of the Police Men's dogs friends aunties uncles. We would be coming straight for you you sick and twisted man.
I mean, there are other minor details but that s the main deal @Titan.
the Head Engineer for Commenor. Don't worry, I will be a fair and mostly friendly boss... and also eccentric, hyper, and most of all, hopefully entertaining haha. We shouldn't have any problems as long as you don't mention my size.
