How many goats are you worth??

[Nyx]

8 goats and my uncle.
I feel both expensive and cheap at the same time. I was going to put a goat pun, but I couldn't ram one on here.

 

[Condor]

8 goats and my uncle.
I feel both expensive and cheap at the same time. I was going to put a goat pun, but I couldn't ram one on here.

You goat to be KIDding me. That pun was just baaad.

 

[Nima Tann]

10. Marriage material. Natalie Portman, is that you?

You heard the quiz, guys.

Let the proposals flow

 

[Condor]

[member="Nima Tann"]

Have you heard of [member="Valiens Nantaris"]? Something tells me he likes Twi'leks...

 

[Fabula Caromed]

Only the blue ones.

He's racist like that.

 

[Nima Tann]

Well he can't know if he doesn't try. Doesn't mean that only the blue ones have the good stuff haha

But I won't judge. Everyone has their own taste

[member="Fabula Caromed"] [member="Valiens Nantaris"] [member="Condor"]

#PurplePower

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

[member="Fabula Caromed"] [member="Nima Tann"]
Lies, I love all Twi'leks. Taste the rainbow I say!

(Except the yellow ones...eww)

 

[Ordo]

7...If [member="Ayden Cater"] doesn't steal them for his harem.

 

[Darth Atrox]

Just 6...

 

[Nima Tann]

[member="Valiens Nantaris"]

That's good to hear!

Now, where is my proposal? *cute face*

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

[member="Nima Tann"]
Come join my ship! You'll get as many lekku massages as you want and we'll roam the galaxy fighting evil and injustice!

 

[Nima Tann]

[member="Valiens Nantaris"]

Proposal accepted!

After the invasion Nima'll need a lot of massages as well

See you around then

 

[Vulpesen]

9. So close!

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

[member="Nima Tann"]
Twi'lek army intensifies!

 

[Sanya Val Lerium]

Your goat worth is:





10. Marriage material. Natalie Portman, is that you?

o.o [member="Nima Tann"] you ain't the only one

 

[Nima Tann]

[member="Sanya Val Lerium"]

MUST.ELIMINATE.

 

[Sanya Val Lerium]

[member="Nima Tann"] try it I'll capture you and use you as a test subject