How many women has Darth Carach slept with on Chaos? (Poll)

[Jsc]

Who knows, maybe Staff will put a 20 post count limit on smut threads like we're doing with the dominion ones. That way everyone gets a turn.

I like where this is going

 

[Coren Starchaser]

Hehe 'porking'
hehe.

 

[Jsc]

[member="Lugus Porkins"] [member="Valo Porkins"] Seems like a lot of Porkin going around this thread. You guys need to step up and clear your names. We need to shift the political correctness meter back towards being "Circe'd", or "Starchaser'd", or "Windspeaker'd". This whole Porkin people thing. Man. It just ain't right.

 

[Darth Vazela]

Ah... This thread. I know it well.

 

[Judah Dashiell]

Why am I not surprised that this was started by Taylor Swift [member="Spark Finn"] ?

 

[Jairus Starvald]

A gentleman never tells.

 

[Tmoxin Temi]

[ fanning intensifies ]

[member="Mordecai Zambrano"]

 

[Caulder Dune]

A gentleman never tells.

"gentleman"

So the press conference is later today?

 

[Willard Jamaane]

First person to make a character who believes him or herself to be a lovechild of Darth Carach gets a cookie. Two cookies if the char is not human. Three cookies if the name is a play on Carach or Ovmar.

 

[Judah Lesan]

...

[member="Jay Scott Clark"] [member="Marek Starchaser"]

 

[Goros the Hutt]

All he needs is a good hutt woman!

[member="Momma the Hutt"]

 

[Jsc]

[member="Judah Lesan"] Uh huh... >.>

 

[Corey's OOC]

[member="Judah Lesan"]

Its fun to mix it up sometimes. You can learn a few things.

 

[The End Narrator]

First person to make a character who believes him or herself to be a lovechild of Darth Carach gets a cookie. Two cookies if the char is not human. Three cookies if the name is a play on Carach or Ovmar.

Done.

 

[Judas of Vahl]

[ fanning intensifies ]

brownchickenbrowncow

 

[Judah Lesan]

Was referring to the reputation I had pre Katara >.>

[member="Jay Scott Clark"] [member="Marek Starchaser"]

 

[Alleycat]

[member="Judah Lesan"] Yes, about that… What matters is the present, and the future. Hopefully the past doesn't repeat itself for your sake, dear. I'm still a Corellian redhead even without Corellia.

 

[Judah Lesan]

[member="Katara Starkos"]

Not even tempted my dear... You've ruined other women for me as none could ever compare

 

[Lugus Porkins]

There can only be TWO Porkins (okay really 3 but you know...)

Dev threads! Dev threads! Dev threads! We need them when it comes to these random acts of fading to black when you knock boots with anything that walks. I'm pretty sure it's not health to black out during the making of the whoopee.

I recommend at least 10 development threads to establish the romance and at least 800 post before the doing the mattress mambo. If you still black out well....... At least you know their name afterwards. >.>

*Contemplates breaking down all of the dev threads in a blog post so that love might have a chance for once*

 

[Corey's OOC]

[member="Judah Lesan"]

I'm too lazy to switch but I'm sure Tokes can say somethings.