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Slice Spiralflame
I can count to 20, 50 and 100, it was Chaos
Your fire is colder than Ilum
Seth Huze
Wolfboy Extraordinaire Tresure Hunter
The Order called, they say, don't come back.
Atin Vendet
Journeyman Protector
"You trying to show off your muscles, or your insecurity?"
Seth Huze
Wolfboy Extraordinaire Tresure Hunter
*Tears up*
"A Mando that's a mercenary/bounty hunter..... never seen that before"
"A Mando that's a mercenary/bounty hunter..... never seen that before"
Atin Vendet
Journeyman Protector
"Never will again, once I drop you back in that new holovid about wyrwolves and anzati...yknow...the ones that sparkle?"
SirMayday
A Native Son
Sorry, sorry but when you said you would drop him into a holovid, I dropped to floor; Laughing at how lame that was. Haha you should go entertain the Hutts. They would find you funny for a while before they feed you to a Rancor.
Shadow Hand
You son of a hamster!
SirMayday
A Native Son
[member="Darth Prazutis"]
Oh go monitor the codex or whatever. You wish you were the son of a hamster, it would be awesome.
Oh go monitor the codex or whatever. You wish you were the son of a hamster, it would be awesome.
Miss Blonde
Trying to be straight in a crooked Galaxy
[member="Jan Valdum"]
You look like your dressed for the galaxies stupidest fashion show for the fashionably challenged. I just hate to be the one to tell you this- actually I love to be the one to tell you this but only D bags with no sense of style wear fur coats with berets and aviators. You look like a homeless army vet found a ruined minx coat in a trash can, you look like the rejected poster boy for a be all you can be army campaign ad in the eighties, you look like you are a part of the military created by Mayor McCheese to stop the Hamburgler from stealing all the burgers, the point is you look dumb
You look like your dressed for the galaxies stupidest fashion show for the fashionably challenged. I just hate to be the one to tell you this- actually I love to be the one to tell you this but only D bags with no sense of style wear fur coats with berets and aviators. You look like a homeless army vet found a ruined minx coat in a trash can, you look like the rejected poster boy for a be all you can be army campaign ad in the eighties, you look like you are a part of the military created by Mayor McCheese to stop the Hamburgler from stealing all the burgers, the point is you look dumb
James Justice
Charting new Paths
Hey, the 90's called, they want their sound track back. All that punk rock ain't nothing but sad attempts at angst by teens who's only problem is where they need go buy their leather from--Spencer's or Hot Topic.
Where did the defunct men go? Oh, that's right, the flock to you. After all, blonde is just the lowest common denominator you could sell too.
Your army is so lame it couldn't even topple the GR--and they were having a really off day. As in "didn't even get out of bed" and they still kicked your clone's sorry attempt at a coup down to its proper height, which is about as tall as your husband's bits are tiny.
[member="Miss Blonde"]
Where did the defunct men go? Oh, that's right, the flock to you. After all, blonde is just the lowest common denominator you could sell too.
Your army is so lame it couldn't even topple the GR--and they were having a really off day. As in "didn't even get out of bed" and they still kicked your clone's sorry attempt at a coup down to its proper height, which is about as tall as your husband's bits are tiny.
[member="Miss Blonde"]
SirMayday
A Native Son
[member="Miss Blonde"]
Miss Blonde. First off what the hell, you got an original bone in your body? Seriously? Miss Blonde, did you look at your character and say So my character is female and had blonde hair.....what should I call her.....OHHHH.
When does a mercenary care about sense of style? I shoot people for a living and sometimes eat them!(only in extreme cases). I throw the beret down and raise my hands and say "Read in between the lines!". You look like a bride that had a party and drank herself under the table. I wouldn't be surprised if I saw you doing the walk of shame in the wee hours on Antecedent. I would smile and say "So you went Rogue Knight last night?"
(P.S With Love from Jan Valdum)
Miss Blonde. First off what the hell, you got an original bone in your body? Seriously? Miss Blonde, did you look at your character and say So my character is female and had blonde hair.....what should I call her.....OHHHH.
When does a mercenary care about sense of style? I shoot people for a living and sometimes eat them!(only in extreme cases). I throw the beret down and raise my hands and say "Read in between the lines!". You look like a bride that had a party and drank herself under the table. I wouldn't be surprised if I saw you doing the walk of shame in the wee hours on Antecedent. I would smile and say "So you went Rogue Knight last night?"
(P.S With Love from Jan Valdum)
Miss Blonde
Trying to be straight in a crooked Galaxy
[member="James Justice"]
Oh I'm sorry were you talking to me? I just couldn't tell from you slurring all your words, what with the rampant alcohol addiction and one too many hits on the head. But speaking of clones how's your business going? Clone any good or noteworthy armies that actually did something? No? Gasp I'm shocked that the alcoholic leather jacket wearing child support dodging asshat that is James Justice couldnt make a single change on a galactic level.
Also how's your business going? I'm having a hard time remembering when the mandos didn't slap you around and make you their little queen. What with pay offs, destroying your facilities, wanting to take your ships, at this point you should just tattoo a arrow on your butt and have it say insert here.
Oh I'm sorry were you talking to me? I just couldn't tell from you slurring all your words, what with the rampant alcohol addiction and one too many hits on the head. But speaking of clones how's your business going? Clone any good or noteworthy armies that actually did something? No? Gasp I'm shocked that the alcoholic leather jacket wearing child support dodging asshat that is James Justice couldnt make a single change on a galactic level.
Also how's your business going? I'm having a hard time remembering when the mandos didn't slap you around and make you their little queen. What with pay offs, destroying your facilities, wanting to take your ships, at this point you should just tattoo a arrow on your butt and have it say insert here.
Miss Blonde
Trying to be straight in a crooked Galaxy
[member="Jan Valdum"]
First off? You can count? Holy crap I just assumed by the way you stressed you couldn't do so, good for you I'm so proud of you Jan. And let me just name some mercenaries with a sense of style. Boba Fett, Cad Bane, Jango Fett, Bosk, literally any bounty hunter who can dress themselves in an outfit that matches.
And you are one to talk to me about drinking. You look like you just got off a three week bender and said fuck I'll wear this today, and for the record every single step you take in that god forsaken outfit is a walk of shame. I should just start calling you trail of tears.
(<3 I know)
First off? You can count? Holy crap I just assumed by the way you stressed you couldn't do so, good for you I'm so proud of you Jan. And let me just name some mercenaries with a sense of style. Boba Fett, Cad Bane, Jango Fett, Bosk, literally any bounty hunter who can dress themselves in an outfit that matches.
And you are one to talk to me about drinking. You look like you just got off a three week bender and said fuck I'll wear this today, and for the record every single step you take in that god forsaken outfit is a walk of shame. I should just start calling you trail of tears.
(<3 I know)
James Justice
Charting new Paths
[member="Miss Blonde"]
Yeah I'm quite sure your familiar with things getting stuck up your butt. First the Ravens. The the Republic. Honestly I'd be surprised to find if your rectum was even operational.
At least my company is still 100% mine. You just got a bunch of share holders. Rumor on the street is you needed the cash for a tummy tuck. Makes sense the way you suck on them bon bons--and Hutt parts. Don't you know a High fat diet is bad for you? Wait--your a blonde. Never mind.
Yeah I'm quite sure your familiar with things getting stuck up your butt. First the Ravens. The the Republic. Honestly I'd be surprised to find if your rectum was even operational.
At least my company is still 100% mine. You just got a bunch of share holders. Rumor on the street is you needed the cash for a tummy tuck. Makes sense the way you suck on them bon bons--and Hutt parts. Don't you know a High fat diet is bad for you? Wait--your a blonde. Never mind.
JanesBatter
Zenith of Bakers
[member="James Justice"]
*Cries.* Meanie...
You're a big, big bully and only big bullies get the two day old cookies! Nice and hard for you to break your teeth on! >:,(
*Cries.* Meanie...
You're a big, big bully and only big bullies get the two day old cookies! Nice and hard for you to break your teeth on! >:,(
James Justice
Charting new Paths
[member="JanesBatter"]
Zeradias Mant
Democracy Dies in Darkness
If Hugh Jackman had a baby face and worked at Best Buy, he'd almost look like you.
Lord Ajihad
I use Aristois
[member="Ilyn Keldau"]
You look like the sexiest man alive... 300 chromosomes later.
You look like the sexiest man alive... 300 chromosomes later.
Rocu
Shadow Walker
Night Brother: Male version of "lady of the night".
That literally makes no sense...Slice Spiralflame said: