King of the Hill

[Mrrew]

I discover a piece of time lord technology, that turns out to be a prison cell. Millions of Daleks attack the hill.

My hill.

 

[Darth Armyss]

I don't watch Doctor Who.

My hill.

 

[EmKay]

I make a new hill with a casino. My hill and profit margin.

 

[Mrrew]

I turn in nto Dawyne Johnson and wreck your casino with nothing but a wooden beam.

My Hill.

(Who's seen that movie? )

 

[Xall Zadron]

I blow up you and the wooden beam and then shoot you corpse with a disruptor pistol.
My hill.

 

[Mrrew]

I am re-constructed with cybernetic parts, and come back to murder you.

My hill.

 

[Xall Zadron]

I am saved from death by my armor, and I throw you into a giant pit of evil, giant, carnivore bunnies.
My hill.

 

[Darth Armyss]

I show up with the cops. Apparently you need a license to own a giant pit of giant, evil, carnivorous lagomorphs, and since you lack said license, you get ten years with possibility of parole. Nevermind that there is still a limit on such pits that declares that they be no wider than 20 meters in diameter, while yours is at 21.3 meters.

My hill.

 

[EmKay]

I say Ni until you leave.
My hill.

 

[Mrrew]

Since I am cybernetic, alreayd, the bunnies don't eat me. I crawl out, and kill Artetes.

My hill.

 

[EmKay]

I block your attack and engage in an epic battle.
Contested hill.

 

[Mrrew]

Darth Mrrew raises both of his hands, channeling the dark side through his fingers. With a shout of rage, lightning blew from his fingertips, sending spiraling strings of electricty in to his enemy's chest. POWAAA! TRUE POWAAAA!

My hill.

 

[Nikolas Faselli]

Uses Tutaminis.

My hill.

 

[EmKay]

Turns the hill into a sentient muffin who wants to die.
Who wants a muffin?

 

[Mrrew]

Becomes Voractitos and eat the muffin.

My hill muffin.

 

[Darth Armyss]

The muffin was poisoned. You got to the ER convulsing in agony.

My hill.

 

[Mrrew]

I... am god.

My hill.

 

[EmKay]

I am supergod. My hill.

 

[Nikolas Faselli]

I am the Force. Your argument is invalid.

My hill.

 

[EmKay]

I am a void of hunger in the Force. Your Forceness is invalid.

My hill.