King of the Hill

[Nikolas Faselli]

I am a Yuuzhan Vong, everything Force-related is a taboo to me.

My hill.

 

[EmKay]

I am a scientist who just engineered a virus that literally rips apart Vong DNA and shoves as many midichlorians in their cells as is possible, sending them all into an autocide to remove the taint from themselves.

My hill.

 

[Doctor Azure]

I um.... stab you...

All your hills are belong to me.

 

[EmKay]

I stab you back.

Waaaaghill.

 

[Doctor Azure]

I get a chubby Korean guy to Gangnam Style you into oblivion.

My Hill

 

[EmKay]

I counter with a fox.
My hill.

 

[Ravi Savak]

Ravi tilts his head to the side, biting his lower lip, and widening his eyes just slightly.
You have a cuteness stroke.

My hill.

 

[Darth Armyss]

Cuteness is an abomination. I shall destroy it!

My hill.

 

[Robb Killian]

Your master is furious that you'd waste so much effort over a hill and, in a rage, summons you home to be grounded.

My hill.

 

[Ravi Savak]

You are destroyed by the sheer cuteness, before you can destroy it.

My hill.

 

[Darth Armyss]

[member="Popo"] jumps out of a plane and lands on you, crushing you under his weight.

My hill.

 

[Renci Selzen]

I punch your face in with my armored fist. (But seriously, nice use of the Supreme Chancellor.)

My hill.

 

[Aurelio Murtix]

As a man of superior birth I lay claim to the hill, then hire a bunch of armed thugs to take it for me by force!

My hill.

 

[Nikolas Faselli]

Viva la revolución!

My hill.

 

[Onrai]

The hill is mine. I'll release Mnggal-Mnggal on anyone who says otherwise.

My hill.

 

[Saran Drast]

Oh, if we're useing banned species...

I have a Celestial.

My hill.

 

[Nikolas Faselli]

Celestials and Mnggal-Mnggals are banned, so...

My hill.

 

[EmKay]

I summon Obelisk the Tormentor to claim the hill, and I build an obelisk in his honour on the hill.
My obelisky hill.

 

[Nikolas Faselli]

Lightning time! Not really, but... While you manage to survive and run away, I conquer the hill.

My ashy hill.

 

[Ravi Savak]

I crawl out from underneath the Hutt, and ride [member="Popo"] in to battle!

My hill.