Ko Zan
I can fix that!
There will always be one left over or missing when he is done.
Star Wars Roleplay: Chaos
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Ko Zan
I can fix that!
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
Nothing, it just waved.
Kitter Bitters
OOC Account
Chuck Norris has a bear skin rub in his living room. The bears not dead, its just too scared to move
Ko Zan
I can fix that!
Do I want to know what Chuck Norris rubs on the bear?
Kitter Bitters
OOC Account
Chuck Norris once urinated in a trucks gas tank. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime
Ko Zan
I can fix that!
Poor Optimus Prime, had no idea he was violated like that.
Kitter Bitters
OOC Account
Chuck Norris was exposed to Covid-19.
Covid-19 had to go into quarantine for a month.
Covid-19 had to go into quarantine for a month.
Ko Zan
I can fix that!
See this is why no one should be exposed to Chuck Noris
Chancellor Emerita / Advisor of State
Did you know that diarrhea is genetic?
Runs in your jeans.
Runs in your jeans.
Ko Zan
I can fix that!
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
Eclipse it.
Faith is the heroism of the intellect.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Ko Zan
I can fix that!
Where do you learn to make a banana split?
Sundae school.
Sundae school.
Faith is the heroism of the intellect.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.
Ko Zan
I can fix that!
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind.
Faith is the heroism of the intellect.
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
Ko Zan
I can fix that!
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.
They'd crack each other up.
Faith is the heroism of the intellect.
I have a few jokes about unemployed people but it doesn't matter none of them work.
Ko Zan
I can fix that!
Why are football stadiums so cool?
Because every seat has a fan in them.
Because every seat has a fan in them.
Faith is the heroism of the intellect.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
The Corellian Sharpshooter
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. Then it exploded.