Last Joke Wins

[Ko Zan]

How do you get a squirrel to like you?


Act like a nut.

 

[Dantum Kryszar]

Why did Anakin cross the road? To get to the Dark Side.

 

[Ko Zan]

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

 

[Dantum Kryszar]

I invented a new word! It's plagiarism!

 

[Ko Zan]

How do you make 7 even?

Take away the s.

 

[Dantum Kryszar]

Ever try to eat a clock? It's time consuming!

 

[Caltin Vanagor]

The road to success is always under construction.

 

[Ko Zan]

If a youngling refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

 

[Caltin Vanagor]

Feeling pretty proud of myself. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months.

 

[Ko Zan]

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.

 

[Caltin Vanagor]

I just found out I'm colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.

 

[Ko Zan]

A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.'

 

[Caltin Vanagor]

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft dr

 

[Ko Zan]

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

 

[Dantum Kryszar]

Want to hear an airplane joke? Nevermind, it's over your head.

 

[Ko Zan]

My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.

 

[Dantum Kryszar]

What kind of streets do ghosts haunt? Dead ends!

 

[Ko Zan]

What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?

Where's Pop Corn?

 

[Dantum Kryszar]

Why should you never tell secrets in a corn maze? Because there's ears everywhere!

 

[Ko Zan]

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!