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I didn't say that. I imagine the only thing shooting you would do is *maybe* offer you a blessed moment of peace and quiet amidst the insanity, and even then only if it hit. And I've no illusions that it would. That would be too...logical.
Uh...something you're incapable of doing, even in your twisted imagination. Can't imagine that covers many things, so that ought to whittle it down for you.
Don't give him weapons, Sheena. He usually ends up donating them to a school Charity Sale or something for kicks. Just to see if someone's stupid enough to smack hard on the casing and set off the pressure sensors...