MAD CHATS!

[Seydon of Arda]

[8:44:32 PM] Jon - Essay mode: workshop on how to write an essay
[8:44:34 PM] Poorsmitty: I'm writing a post.
[8:44:41 PM] Jon - Essay mode: gave them a number of potential subjects to workshop
[8:44:48 PM] Jon - Essay mode: whole class chose 'why the jedi are evil'
[8:44:51 PM] Poorsmitty: If you have cool ideas for flashbacks or whatever, include them.
[8:44:52 PM] Poorsmitty: XD
[8:44:54 PM] Poorsmitty: NICE
[8:45:07 PM] Jon - Essay mode: we then spent twenty minutes collectively crafting an essay on why the Jedi are evil
[8:45:39 PM] Jon - Essay mode: at the end of which we could successfully talk about unaccountable oligarchs who started as child soldiers walking into the Oval Office and saying 'we have discovered that you are Muslim and must die.'
Jon Olfert: ie, the end of ROTS

 

[Darth Isolda]

lol

 

[Kira Talith]

[5:13:29 PM] Elayne: so are we at war with the fringe? for sheltering our enemies?
[7:30:43 PM] Ti'Cira: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR
[7:34:47 PM] Grumpy Goat 2 - 40% More Goats: Not really sure.
[7:39:10 PM] Ti'Cira: it's complicated
[7:41:11 PM] Grumpy Goat 2 - 40% More Goats: ^
[7:41:35 PM] Ti'Cira: Like
[7:41:36 PM] Elayne: lol
[7:41:43 PM] Ti'Cira: that ex girlfriend
[7:41:51 PM] Ti'Cira: who you know you shouldn't go for that 2am booty call
[7:41:54 PM] Ti'Cira: but you still do
[7:41:59 PM] Ti'Cira: cause she's wild in the sack
[7:42:11 PM] Ti'Cira: And keeps things interesting
[7:42:16 PM] Ti'Cira: That's OP with Fringe.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

We keep OP on its toes.

Or on its back.

Whatever suits our fancies.

 

[Josh Dragovalor]

[10:06:44 PM] Tyrin: [8:58 PM] Lady Loxley:

<<< I'm going to play TORHow... Low-brow...
[10:07:09 PM] Maddogurētourufu: lol the YETI calls something low-brow
[10:07:44 PM] Tyrin: Tyrin yodels.
[10:12:53 PM] Josh Gavin: YODDELAY YODDELAY YODDELAY HEEEEEEEE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[10:17:28 PM] They Call Me...Big G: PIPE DOWN DAMMIT
[10:17:34 PM] They Call Me...Big G: They Call Me...Big G throws pillow at
[10:17:37 PM] They Call Me...Big G: They Call Me...Big G rolls over
[10:21:41 PM] Kest Sha: Kest Sha blows an airhorn.
[10:22:00 PM] cynnalore: Hey now
[10:22:09 PM] cynnalore: cynnalore beats with a stick




[4:20:52 PM] Michael Sardun (Andrew, Not Tyrin): I mean. You are entitled to your opinion, bro.
[4:20:54 PM] Josh Gavin: In all seriousness, no, I'm not asexual.
[4:21:02 PM] A J: I am
[4:21:02 PM] Josh Gavin: I like ze sex
[4:21:07 PM] Michael Sardun (Andrew, Not Tyrin): No, Mia. I am not asexual.
[4:21:09 PM] Amelia Berry: Really?
[4:21:10 PM] Amelia Berry: ^

 

[Bluejay Ungolfen]

[4/5/14 2:26:37 PM] Dorano: On 4/5/14, at 2:01 PM, Ruu, the Trandoshan Moses~ wrote:
> I will probably imply that - and - are doing a mating ritual.
> And that is more than just evil.

RUU...
[4/5/14 2:26:54 PM] Luke. Erebus/Astrian Callus/Jon: Only catching onto that?
[4/5/14 2:27:01 PM] Ruu, the Trandoshan Moses~: Don't worry, I didn't do it.
[4/5/14 2:27:10 PM] Ruu, the Trandoshan Moses~: I like you too much for that, Dorito
[4/5/14 2:27:14 PM] Dorano: Dude, I've been gone for half an hour. I wasn't here to catch onto it earlier.
[4/5/14 2:27:27 PM] Dorano: And you'd better not have, Lizard-boy
[4/5/14 2:27:27 PM] Luke. Erebus/Astrian Callus/Jon: Excuses, excuses...
[4/5/14 2:27:46 PM] Ruu, the Trandoshan Moses~: lizard? just because I'm Trandoses?
[4/5/14 2:27:52 PM] Ruu, the Trandoshan Moses~: Why not call my Fuzzball.
[4/5/14 2:27:55 PM] Ruu, the Trandoshan Moses~: Or Furrball
[4/5/14 2:28:03 PM] Luke. Erebus/Astrian Callus/Jon: Alender, send me the link to the thread. I'll do it!
[4/5/14 2:28:06 PM] Dorano: Trandoshan. Lizard people. Lizardboy.
[4/5/14 2:28:12 PM] Ruu, the Trandoshan Moses~: [link]
[4/5/14 2:28:18 PM] Dorano: I hate you both right now.
[4/5/14 2:28:22 PM] Ruu, the Trandoshan Moses~: Because you were calling me Lizard Boy
[4/5/14 2:28:26 PM] Ruu, the Trandoshan Moses~:
[4/5/14 2:28:44 PM] Dorano: Dorano sulks in a corner with her .50 caliber MG
[4/5/14 2:28:59 PM] Ruu, the Trandoshan Moses~: Ruu, the Trandoshan Moses~ gets behind a ray-shield
[4/5/14 2:29:56 PM] Luke. Erebus/Astrian Callus/Jon: Luke. Erebus/Astrian Callus/Jon laughs at Dorano
[4/5/14 2:30:11 PM] Luke. Erebus/Astrian Callus/Jon: I'm sorry, but that's hilariously adorable.
[4/5/14 2:30:22 PM] Dorano: ...
[4/5/14 2:30:29 PM] Luke. Erebus/Astrian Callus/Jon: I'm just imagining it, a crying dragon with a 50 Cal MG.
[4/5/14 2:30:49 PM] Dorano: Dorano smashes her face into the wall
[4/5/14 2:31:06 PM] Luke. Erebus/Astrian Callus/Jon: Okay...
[4/5/14 2:31:13 PM] Luke. Erebus/Astrian Callus/Jon: That head used to be pretty.
[4/5/14 2:31:16 PM] Luke. Erebus/Astrian Callus/Jon: Now, not so much...
[4/5/14 2:31:48 PM] Dorano: *head
[4/5/14 2:32:47 PM] Ruu, the Trandoshan Moses~: OH MY
[4/5/14 2:32:53 PM] Ruu, the Trandoshan Moses~: HOW DID I NOT COME UP WITH THAT EARLIER
[4/5/14 2:33:00 PM] Ruu, the Trandoshan Moses~: SCHUTTAS LOVE CANNONS.
[4/5/14 2:33:05 PM] Dorano: What?
[4/5/14 2:33:12 PM] Ruu, the Trandoshan Moses~: SCHUTTAS love cannons.
[4/5/14 2:33:18 PM] Luke. Erebus/Astrian Callus/Jon: Dorano, why did you smash your head?
[4/5/14 2:33:31 PM] Will: i'll tell you what, cannons = schuttas
[4/5/14 2:33:33 PM] Will: this guy gets it
[4/5/14 2:33:33 PM] Luke. Erebus/Astrian Callus/Jon: Was there a fly or something?
[4/5/14 2:33:39 PM] Dorano: On 4/5/14, at 2:30 PM, Luke. Erebus/Astrian Callus/Jon wrote:
> I'm just imagining it, a crying dragon with a 50 Cal MG.
[4/5/14 2:33:53 PM] Ruu, the Trandoshan Moses~: Schuttas. Love. Cannons.
[4/5/14 2:33:53 PM] Dorano: That's why
[4/5/14 2:33:59 PM] Dorano: That too
[4/5/14 2:34:00 PM] Luke. Erebus/Astrian Callus/Jon: But it's cute.
[4/5/14 2:34:05 PM] Luke. Erebus/Astrian Callus/Jon: Don't you think so?
[4/5/14 2:34:22 PM] Ordo/ Oryuken: I love doritos
[4/5/14 2:34:30 PM] Ruu, the Trandoshan Moses~: ^
[4/5/14 2:34:36 PM] Luke. Erebus/Astrian Callus/Jon: I ate dorito's earlier.
[4/5/14 2:34:46 PM] Dorano: O___O
[4/5/14 2:34:58 PM] Luke. Erebus/Astrian Callus/Jon: Like the food, not you.
[4/5/14 2:35:06 PM] Luke. Erebus/Astrian Callus/Jon: Fething hell.
[4/5/14 2:35:06 PM] Ruu, the Trandoshan Moses~: Oh wow, I didn't know you two were so- Oh, nvm.
[4/5/14 2:35:06 PM] Dorano: Oh thank god
[4/5/14 2:35:29 PM] Luke. Erebus/Astrian Callus/Jon: I would never suggest such a thing.

Juuuust another average day in the Dread Guard chat...

 

[Delila Castillon]

[9:55:07 PM] #RedheadsReign: I saw. I assume it only lasted for that small duration. Bane is a diminished threat. Although Judah may get paranoid once the tadpole is born.
[9:57:05 PM] #RedheadsReign: May, who am I kidding. He will. lolol
[9:57:30 PM] tahira_solo: (nerd)
[9:57:36 PM] tahira_solo: "once the tadpole is born"
[9:57:38 PM] tahira_solo: >.>
[9:57:39 PM] tahira_solo: <.<
[9:58:02 PM] #RedheadsReign: Or not born! Personally, I'd rather see it killed soon before it seriously messed up Judah.
[9:58:13 PM] tahira_solo: DANG
[9:58:32 PM] tahira_solo: Don't tell me how to raise my fake children!hahahaha
[9:58:38 PM] #RedheadsReign: LMAO!!
[9:58:52 PM] #RedheadsReign: Best line ever.


@[member="Thessa Kai"]

 

[Fabula Caromed]

[2:06:56 PM] Anna (Fabula): You suck.
[2:07:08 PM] Andrew-baka: You suck harder.
[2:07:21 PM] Anna (Fabula): I do believe you are mistaken, and -you- are the one who sucks harder.
[2:07:39 PM] Andrew-baka: I see where you are coming from, but I cannot concede. It is you who sucks the most.
[2:08:33 PM] Anna (Fabula): An interesting hypothesis, to be sure, but Borislav's Sucking Principle clearly states that you are he who sucks the hardest.
[2:10:13 PM] Andrew-baka: My dear, you should pay closer attention. For Borislav's First Principle was proven to be false, coincidentally by his second Principle. Which states that it is, in fact, Anna who sucks the hardest.
[2:11:38 PM] Anna (Fabula): A common mistranslation. In Borislav's original language, "Andy" was often spelled "Annah," which has frequently been borked over by hacks who believe themselves to be translators. In the original text, it clearly states that you suck far more than I ever could.
[2:15:49 PM] Andrew-baka: I commend you on your perseverance, but it is riddled with fallacies. For one, Borislav's original language, the Borislavian, does in fact not have 'Andy' in its Dictionary. It was deemed to feminine and unmanly for a young lad to be called. Only the appropriate expression "Andrew" was used. So you see... only "Annah" or even more "Anna" could be used. As such, I will have to stand by my statement. There is only one who sucks harder than them all. Anna the Sucker.
[2:19:51 PM] Anna (Fabula): Aha, but in the obscure, barely-admissible Borislavian renaissance-era text "Vikmut Korspekt Annah (Andrew)," the two names were used interchangeably, long predating the modern use of the word "Annah" in the sense of the English name "Anna." I believe this further cements my point, and I'm afraid I must insist that you are incorrect. Your sucking far outstrips mine.

 

[Kira Talith]

[7:47:50 PM] Jonathon Patches: Why is it everytime I hear a Jedi talk, all I hear is "blah blah blah"
[7:47:51 PM] Ti'Cira: SKIRTCHASER
[7:48:17 PM] Josh Gil: hahaha
[7:48:37 PM] Jonathon Patches: And I have chased no skirts!
[7:48:37 PM] Josh Gil: if Patched and Mikhail met again
[7:48:38 PM] Jonathon Patches: ...
[7:48:39 PM] tahira_solo: I come online at the right time.
[7:48:40 PM] Jonathon Patches: today at least
[7:48:42 PM] Josh Gil: i believe the galaxy might explode
[7:48:49 PM] Josh Gil: from snark overload
[7:48:55 PM] tahira_solo: [7:48 PM] Jonathon Patches:

<<< Why is it everytime I hear a Jedi talk, all I hear is "blah blah blah"Especially that Hawk jedi chick
[7:48:58 PM] tahira_solo: blah-blah-blah
[7:49:00 PM] Ti'Cira: -__-
[7:49:04 PM] Josh Gil: lol
[7:49:10 PM] Ti'Cira: Ti'Cira shoves a pie on Tahira's face
[7:49:21 PM] Jonathon Patches: No, Tahira is more like the sound from the emergency broadcast network
[7:49:25 PM] Jonathon Patches: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[7:49:26 PM] tahira_solo: Just like a jedi to get violent with food!
[7:49:28 PM] Ti'Cira: LOL
[7:49:38 PM] Josh Gil: ROFL
[7:49:47 PM] Ti'Cira: i'ma madchat that
[7:49:53 PM] Jonathon Patches: haha
Josh Gil
Jonathon Patches

 

[Kira Talith]

PROOF THAT TAHIRA GETS JIGGY WITH PATCHES
[8:02:20 PM] tahira_solo: Oh stars, Patches. Oh stars.
[8:02:43 PM] Jonathon Patches: Whoa, Tahira...
[8:02:45 PM] Jonathon Patches: NOT here...
[8:03:11 PM] tahira_solo: Oh please stop, I did core work today!

 

[Tahira Solo]

Whole Story:

[7:59:47 PM] tahira_solo: HA - if only we could see the inner diaries of TiCi
[7:59:56 PM] Ti'Cira: CAN'T
[8:00:00 PM] Josh Gil: "Patches came today"
[8:00:05 PM] tahira_solo: HAHAHA
[8:00:05 PM] Josh Gil: "I wanted him so bad"
[8:00:11 PM] tahira_solo: tahira_solo high fives Josh
[8:00:11 PM] Josh Gil: "but I couldn't say anything"
[8:00:12 PM] Ti'Cira: she was illiterate for the past 12 years.
[8:00:14 PM] Jonathon Patches: The writer or the Character? Two very different diaries
[8:00:16 PM] Ti'Cira: Can't write.
[8:00:17 PM] Ti'Cira: Or read.
[8:00:19 PM] Josh Gil: "My throat just clogs up around him"
[8:00:25 PM] Josh Gil: "But... I need him"
[8:00:28 PM] Josh Gil: "Oh Stars"
[8:00:31 PM] tahira_solo: hahahaha
[8:00:32 PM] Josh Gil: Josh Gil high fives Tahira
[8:00:36 PM] Ti'Cira: STOP IT WITH THE STARS
[8:00:38 PM] Ti'Cira: THERE ARE NO STARS
[8:00:40 PM] Ti'Cira: NO.
[8:00:41 PM] tahira_solo: MAN - now I know what oh stars means!
[8:00:42 PM] Ti'Cira: STARS.
[8:00:47 PM] tahira_solo: "OH STARS"
[8:00:50 PM] tahira_solo: bahahaha
[8:00:59 PM] Josh Gil: . . .
[8:01:00 PM] Jonathon Patches: a rather dull read
[8:01:04 PM] Josh Gil: . . .
[8:01:12 PM] tahira_solo: oh stars means dot, dot, dot!
[8:01:20 PM] Josh Gil: Josh Gil nods
[8:01:24 PM] Ti'Cira: Ti'Cira takes her stars back!
[8:01:33 PM] Josh Gil: Josh Gil raises an eyebrow
[8:01:34 PM] tahira_solo: I don't think you can take dots back...
[8:01:41 PM] Josh Gil: i'm not sure...
[8:01:42 PM] Josh Gil: how
[8:01:42 PM] Ti'Cira: you have ruined my stars!
[8:01:43 PM] Josh Gil: that works
[8:01:47 PM] Ti'Cira: Ti'Cira beats
[8:01:48 PM] Josh Gil: well you use em once
[8:01:50 PM] Ti'Cira: That's my saying!
[8:01:51 PM] Josh Gil: and they're done
[8:01:51 PM] tahira_solo: (writer is lullzing so hard)
[8:01:53 PM] Ti'Cira: get your own!
[8:01:56 PM] Josh Gil: they aren't reusable

 

[Kira Talith]

LOL

 

[Jonathon Patches]

PROOF THAT TAHIRA GETS JIGGY WITH PATCHES
[8:02:20 PM] tahira_solo: Oh stars, Patches. Oh stars.
[8:02:43 PM] Jonathon Patches: Whoa, Tahira...
[8:02:45 PM] Jonathon Patches: NOT here...
[8:03:11 PM] tahira_solo: Oh please stop, I did core work today!

...

I like @[member="Kira Liadain"] 's version better than @[member="Tahira Solo"]

 

[Jak Sandrow]

Proof that technology is completely useful at any and all times:

Circe Savan 9:28 PM
GUESS
WHAT
I GOT
jaksandrow guesses
jaksandrow guesses wrong
Circe Savan 9:28 PM
GOAT SIMULATOR
Circe Savan bleats in the negative
jaksandrow lols
Circe Savan 9:28 PM
I shall name him
Ayden

[And then the chat dissolved into hysterics]

 

[Darth Carnifex]

[12:52:23 AM] Jon - Grading Things: Kaine! The man they call Kaine!
[12:52:33 AM] Jon - Grading Things: He robbed from the rich and he gave to the poor
[12:52:40 AM] Kaman [Lucianus]: Kaman [Lucianus] glomps Kaine.
[12:52:41 AM] Jon - Grading Things: Stood up to the Pubs an' he gave'em what fur
[12:52:45 AM] Othorious: Or robbed from the rich to make myself richer.
[12:52:49 AM] Jon - Grading Things: Our luv for him now ain't had to explain
[12:52:49 AM] Kaman [Lucianus]: ^
[12:53:03 AM] Jon - Grading Things: the hero of Frihinge, the man they call...Kaaaaine
[12:53:19 AM] Jon - Grading Things: Now Kaine saw them Fringers' backs breakin'
[12:53:26 AM] Jon - Grading Things: An' Kaine heard the Fringers' lament
[12:53:38 AM] Jon - Grading Things: An' Kaine saw Republic fools takin'
[12:53:47 AM] Jon - Grading Things: Erry starship an' every red cent
[12:54:16 AM] Jon - Grading Things: so he said 'you can't do that to my people'
[12:54:24 AM] Jon - Grading Things: 'you can't crush them under your heel'
[12:54:34 AM] Jon - Grading Things: Kaine strapped on his hat
[12:54:38 AM] Jon - Grading Things: and in five seconds flat
[12:54:48 AM] Jon - Grading Things: stole ERRYTHING the Empire had to steal
[12:54:55 AM] Jon - Grading Things: He robbed from the rich and he gave to the poor
[12:55:03 AM] Jon - Grading Things: Stood up to the Pubs an' he gave'em what for
[12:55:11 AM] Jon - Grading Things: Our love for him now ain't hard to explain
[12:55:21 AM] Connor: Jon is singing again
[12:55:22 AM] Jon - Grading Things: The hero of Friiiinge, the man they call....Kaaaaine

Shout it from the rooftops.

I demand this hit the top of the charts.

 

[Velok the Younger]

I endorse this.

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

We all know Sarge had a statue of himself first.

#KainesASwaggerJacker

 

[Darth Carnifex]

You just jelly I make inanimate effigies of thyself look good.

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

Hardly. you couldn't even finish a coloring book.

 

[Darth Carnifex]

I blame the Mandalorians.

And that scoundrel Velok.