MAD CHATS!

[Scherezade deWinter]

[21:23:45] Andrew Ryan | Jared Ovmar: Talk to me.
[21:23:48] Andrew Ryan | Jared Ovmar: Tell me your name, Nessa.
[21:23:57] Nessarose deWinter: which one of them
[21:24:09] Andrew Ryan | Jared Ovmar: You blow me off like it's all the same, baby.
[21:24:20] Nessarose deWinter: you use the word 'blow' quite liberally
[21:24:29] Skarlet: He likes to blow.
[21:24:31] Skarlet: A lot.
[21:24:34] Skarlet: Mostly hot air.
[21:24:34] Andrew Ryan | Jared Ovmar: You lit my fuse, and now I am ticking away, hon.
[21:24:51] Nessarose deWinter: my being a pyromaniac is well known
[21:25:02] Andrew Ryan | Jared Ovmar: like a bomb, yeah babeh.
[21:25:06] Skarlet: he shoots up fast, explodes, and fades away.
[21:25:23] Andrew Ryan | Jared Ovmar: Well if lady luck! get's on my side, we are gonna rock this town aliveeeeeeeeee.
[21:25:57] Nessarose deWinter: will lady luck by you an airplane ticket to israel?
[21:26:25] Skarlet: He ain't that lucky.
[21:26:31] Skarlet: Not in a thousand lifetimes.
[21:26:32] Andrew Ryan | Jared Ovmar: I will steal a plane, and do the time with a smile on my face. Thinking of her in her leather and lace.
[21:26:43] Nessarose deWinter: i really dont look good in leather
[21:26:49] Nessarose deWinter: it emphasises all the bits i'm supposed to hide and cover
[21:26:58] Skarlet: By "time" you mean "summary execution via Air Marshal"
[21:27:10] Andrew Ryan | Jared Ovmar: Talk to me, baby. Tell me your sign.
[21:27:16] Skarlet: Stop.
[21:27:20] Nessarose deWinter: libra
[21:27:22] Andrew Ryan | Jared Ovmar: You are switching sides like a freaking gemini.
[21:27:27] Nessarose deWinter: no, libra
[21:27:41] Andrew Ryan | Jared Ovmar: fine fine, I will stop.
[21:27:42] Andrew Ryan | Jared Ovmar: ;-;
[21:27:50] Nessarose deWinter: it'sbecause i'm a libra, isn't it

 

[Farnyr]

[01:26:42] Corey (Vulcanus & Ethan Alde): I am the Germans or the Japs everytime I play Axis and Allies
[01:26:55] Ruu [I ams Ziltoids Overlords]: Because Germans are the best
[01:27:00] Ruu [I ams Ziltoids Overlords]: You just can't deny that fact
[01:27:27] Corey (Vulcanus & Ethan Alde): You have your moments and then suddenly lose the moment
[01:27:30] Corey (Vulcanus & Ethan Alde): and your freedom
[01:27:33] Corey (Vulcanus & Ethan Alde): and your territory
[01:27:37] Corey (Vulcanus & Ethan Alde): and half of your city
[01:27:40] Corey (Vulcanus & Ethan Alde): and country
[01:27:42] Corey (Vulcanus & Ethan Alde):
[01:27:48] Kaine, Emperor Fabulous Hair: Well, all of your city between four countries
[01:27:54] Ruu [I ams Ziltoids Overlords]: ...
[01:27:59] Ruu [I ams Ziltoids Overlords]: Damn you two ...
[01:28:02] Ruu [I ams Ziltoids Overlords]: Damn you ...
[01:28:05] Corey (Vulcanus & Ethan Alde): <3
[01:28:08] Kaine, Emperor Fabulous Hair: <3
[01:28:10] Ruu [I ams Ziltoids Overlords]: <3
[01:28:52 | Edited 01:28:55] Ruu [I ams Ziltoids Overlords]: I should madchat this.

 

[Josh Dragovalor]

[8:59:22 PM] Vulpesen Torrevaso: ... go ahead. Did you see what happened to the last Rancor I faced?
[8:59:31 PM] Sir Justin Of The Virgin Islands (Yusan/Alexandra): Rancor fighting?
[8:59:41 PM] Sir Justin Of The Virgin Islands (Yusan/Alexandra): I kinda want to try that on Alex
[8:59:45 PM] Not Josh Gavin: Obviously someone shot at you while you were flirting with it
[9:00:27 PM] Vulpesen Torrevaso: it did become my mount

 

[Farnyr]

[02:02:06] Ruu [I ams Ziltoids Overlords]: Y'know
[02:02:14] Ruu [I ams Ziltoids Overlords]: You two should totez come and pick up Farnyr
[02:02:17] Ruu [I ams Ziltoids Overlords]: So I can start RPing
[02:02:19] Ruu [I ams Ziltoids Overlords]: And stuff
[02:02:32] Luke Hales: You got petrol money?
[02:02:51] Ruu [I ams Ziltoids Overlords]: ... no ... but I can give you some other stuff ... like fur ... or meat ... and stuff
[02:02:59] Luke Hales: Squid?
[02:03:14] Luke Hales: Hasjo eats squid all the time, whenever I've done a thread that involves eating, Hasjo is eating a smelly squid
[02:03:22] Ruu [I ams Ziltoids Overlords]: Squidward
[02:03:24] Jebby #1 [Arcis-sama/Lok-senpai]: Arcis is a squid
[02:03:27] Ruu [I ams Ziltoids Overlords]: You will love Arcis then
[02:03:28] Jebby #1 [Arcis-sama/Lok-senpai]: Squidward!
[02:03:32] Luke Hales: Look whats on the menu!
[02:03:39] Jebby #1 [Arcis-sama/Lok-senpai]: Deep Fried Sith Emperor
[02:03:46] Ruu [I ams Ziltoids Overlords]: It's a random ex-Sith Emperor

[member="Darth Arcis"] [member="Hasjo Hallu"]

 

[Adenn Gra'tua]

[6:54 PM] Tef: we literally JUST had an announcement about harassment/threats.

[6:54 PM] Snowflake: poor Joakim

[6:54 PM] Trevor Gehrmann (Adenn Gra'tua): When?

[6:54 PM] Tef: You're an FJ now Adenn

[6:54 PM] Kaman: Um, a couple of days ago?

[6:54 PM] Tef: I'm gonna need you to get more answers,

Less questions.

[6:55 PM] Trevor Gehrmann (Adenn Gra'tua): I wasn't a FJ a couple of days ago.

[6:55 PM] Kaman: Excuses.

[6:55 PM] Tef: did you not get the digital knowledge package everyone gets?

What about the thousand dollar sign on bonus?

[6:56 PM] Popo didn't realize you had to so the digital knowledge packet to get the thousand bucks.

[6:56 PM] The Goat // Ayden Cater: Or the platinum dildo up your butt.

[6:56 PM] Trevor Gehrmann (Adenn Gra'tua): Niether.

[6:56 PM] Popo learned the old fashion way isntead

[6:56 PM] Trevor Gehrmann (Adenn Gra'tua): All three.

[6:56 PM] Popo sadface

[6:57 PM] Joakim (Thurion): Literally, the very first thing that happens when you become an staff or FJ, is you get a chip full of all teh knowledges implanted into your brain

[6:57 PM] Tef: oh

[6:57 PM] Joakim (Thurion): Did you not get the contract?

[6:57 PM] Tef: you must not be one of the "premium selectees"

'Cause everyone else in this room got all that stuff and more

What DID you get?

[6:58 PM] Joakim (Thurion): A fruitbasket?

A lollipop!

Nono, wait!

...an action-figure of Tef!

[7:12 PM] Trevor Gehrmann (Adenn Gra'tua): nothing.

Happened a few days ago, forgot to put it up here.

 

[Bluejay Ungolfen]

^
This. I shall come back to this whenever I feel the need to apply for a staff position.

 

[Domino]

[7:17:51 PM] Hanniballin': Wish I got a Tef action figure.
[7:17:59 PM] Hanniballin': With Kung-fu grip.
[7:18:07 PM] Hanniballin': And if you pull the string on his back, he bans Isis.
[7:18:30 PM] Kaman: Oh damn.
[7:18:39 PM] Kaman: Kaman falls out of her chair laughing.

 

[Adenn Gra'tua]

[7:17:51 PM] Hanniballin': Wish I got a Tef action figure.
[7:17:59 PM] Hanniballin': With Kung-fu grip.
[7:18:07 PM] Hanniballin': And if you pull the string on his back, he bans Isis.
[7:18:30 PM] Kaman: Oh damn.
[7:18:39 PM] Kaman: Kaman falls out of her chair laughing.

Arg! You beat me to it!

 

[Ilias Nytrau]

[21:02:52] Kaman: HK should get with.... MSE-007.
[21:02:56] Kaman: <_<
[21:03:27] #RedheadsReign: I can imagine the bedroom life of those two
[21:03:31] #RedheadsReign: <_<
[21:03:35] Kaman: HAHAHAHA
[21:03:45] Doctor Jan: He's evil! He needs like a.. Good-Natured Moira or Mae, like somebody he could have for companion that's not just his copy and he doesn't have to be worry about watching them die from old age
[21:04:36] Serothzilla: Statement: Your plating is sublime.

Conjecture: It would be a wonderful to peel you apart and bond my CPU to your own

Admittance: ...Hurt me, HK. I want the pain~

[21:06:42] Serothzilla: 'Ti'Ci decided now was the best occasion to service her traumatized senses with healthy Long Corellian Iced Teas and a touch of narcotic. She'd passed HK's recharge station, hooked in to what seemed to be a heavily, spitefully, and terrifying modified mouse droids. By the next morning cycle, she was praying she'd forget the phrase HK murmured:' "MSE, I'm going to lubricate!"
[21:07:12] Cira: ...........
[21:07:13] Cira: oh god
[21:07:15] Cira: oh god
[21:07:15] Cira: oh god
[21:07:19] Cira: i can't breathe
[21:07:28] Doctor Jan: Lol!
[21:07:45] Kaman: OH FETH
[21:07:47] Kaman: HAHAHAHAHA
[21:08:28] Serothzilla: XD
[21:09:55] Serothzilla: Memo:

The units designated HK-36 and MSE-007 are by no means allowed to be within physical contact with one another. If sighted together in what appears to be romantic congress, you are to aid in interrupting all digital congress with a series of stun-shots.

~Ti'Cira

P.S.: EEEEWWWWWWWWWW!

[21:10:40] #RedheadsReign: Pray you don't get a virus
[21:10:45] #RedheadsReign: USE PROTECTION HK
[21:11:11] Cira: ewwwwwwwwww
[21:11:22] Serothzilla: Regretful Utterance: ...I believe my firewall has dropped.
[21:11:37] Serothzilla: Panicked Wail: What have you done!?
[21:17:03] Serothzilla: Disgusted Observation: You got it all over my chassis. You Hunter-Killer slut.

Smug Rebuttal: I did not hear an objection prior.

Hostile Ultimatum: You will cease communication and aid in my upkeep. Or this unit will take your unit and /trash compact/ hip-frame.

Fear: Yes, dear.

[21:21:03] Serothzilla: Worrisome Query: ...Do you think this unit is ungainly?

Unsure Counter: ...What does this unit mean?

Follow Up: ...Do you think this unit is... obesely manufactured.

Nonchallant Reply: No more than usual.

Raging Statement: 00011011011100101011011001101100110101!

 

[Ayden Cater]

Aaaaaand I now have to clean pudding up off my keyboard and monitor. Kark you people.

 

[Darth Carnifex]

[2:50:56 PM] Anaya: love how happy Kaine and Shorn will be when Anaya comes into to troll you all
[2:51:03 PM] Othorious: o,..,o
[2:51:19 PM] Anaya: they love her really
[2:52:20 PM] Anaya: you can't deny it
[2:52:29 PM] Josh Gil: yes
[2:52:31 PM] Josh Gil: yes I can
[2:52:36 PM] Othorious: Othorious slowly sharpens blade.
[2:52:53 PM] Josh Gil: Josh Gil grinds his axe
[2:53:07 PM] Anaya: Anaya smiles sweetly and blows kisses
[2:53:35 PM] Josh Gil: Josh Gil mutters something about amputated lekkus
[2:54:20 PM] Anaya: this
[2:54:27 PM] Anaya: is what Mikhail and Anaya will be like
[2:54:30 PM] Anaya: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz7eew2UA_0
[2:54:47 PM | Edited 2:55:13 PM] Anaya: "There are six other rooms in this house. Go find one."
[2:55:51 PM] Anaya: makes me laugh
[2:55:53 PM] Anaya: every time
[2:56:58 PM] Josh Gil: lol
[2:56:59 PM] Josh Gil: yes
[2:57:23 PM] Anaya: no turst
[2:57:25 PM | Edited 2:57:32 PM] Anaya: lots of hate
[2:57:40 PM] Anaya: and lots of Anaya trying to get her way
[3:01:43 PM] Josh Gil: lol
[3:11:34 PM] Othorious: http://i.imgur.com/JXIaV.gif Kaine during all of this.

 

[Darth Carnifex]

Corey (Vulcanus & Ethan Alde) hugs the Suz and pets her head
[1:11:53 AM] Corey (Vulcanus & Ethan Alde): DOONNT WORRY
[1:11:55 AM] Corey (Vulcanus & Ethan Alde): IM HERE
[1:11:57 AM] Corey (Vulcanus & Ethan Alde): TO SAVE YOU
[1:11:59 AM] Othorious: Othorious shanks Corey, and fades into the shadows.
[1:12:02 AM] Corey (Vulcanus & Ethan Alde): AH!
[1:12:05 AM] Corey (Vulcanus & Ethan Alde): Corey (Vulcanus & Ethan Alde) falls over
[1:12:08 AM] Corey (Vulcanus & Ethan Alde): TRAITOR
[1:12:47 AM] Corey (Vulcanus & Ethan Alde): Corey (Vulcanus & Ethan Alde) rolls on the ground and curls into a ball
[1:12:48 AM] Corey (Vulcanus & Ethan Alde): PAIN
[1:12:50 AM] Corey (Vulcanus & Ethan Alde): TERRIBLE PAIN
[1:12:57 AM] Bria: You have nothing to fear Othorious Bria still your toy to play with
[1:13:35 AM] Corey (Vulcanus & Ethan Alde): Et tu, Bria?!
[1:13:38 AM] Corey (Vulcanus & Ethan Alde): Corey (Vulcanus & Ethan Alde) dies

 

[Cerusia Shamalain]

[5/31/14, 9:25:09 PM] Chris: My weakness is that im too darn handsome
[5/31/14, 9:25:28 PM] Othorious: MY WEAKNESS IS THAT I'M IMPULSIVE
[5/31/14, 9:25:29 PM] Othorious: AND RECKLESS
[5/31/14, 9:25:35 PM] Othorious: 10/10
[5/31/14, 9:25:39 PM] The Kind Bully [Amorella]: THOSE ARE NOT WEAKNESSES
[5/31/14, 9:25:39 PM] Chris: MY WEAKNESS IS THAT I GET ANGRY SOMETIMES.
[5/31/14, 9:25:47 PM] The Kind Bully [Amorella]: "I HAVE NO FRIENDS"
[5/31/14, 9:26:09 PM] The Kind Bully [Amorella]: "IM SUPER NICE ALL THE FUCKING TIME UNLESS IM NOT"
[5/31/14, 9:26:21 PM] Chris: "I SHIT A TON WHEN I EAT BERRIES"
[5/31/14, 9:26:22 PM] Othorious: "I'M GIRL SHY"
[5/31/14, 9:26:26 PM] Josh Gil: I AM A GOOD GUY
[5/31/14, 9:26:28 PM] The Kind Bully [Amorella]: LOL
[5/31/14, 9:26:28 PM] Josh Gil: AND NOT ANGRY
[5/31/14, 9:26:32 PM] Josh Gil: BUT DONT MAKE ME ANGRY
[5/31/14, 9:26:36 PM] Josh Gil: CAUSE I WILL MURDER YOU
[5/31/14, 9:26:38 PM] The Kind Bully [Amorella]: "MY WEAKNESS IS THAT I CRY SOMETIMES"
[5/31/14, 9:26:53 PM] Chris: "MY WEAKNESS IS STRONG"
[5/31/14, 9:27:03 PM] Othorious: I'M TOO STRONG FOR MY OWN GOOD
[5/31/14, 9:27:12 PM] The Kind Bully [Amorella]: "I HAVE A PET RAT"
[5/31/14, 9:27:48 PM] Chris: "SOMETIMES MY CLOTHES GET DIRTY AND THEN I HAVE TO WASH THEM"
[5/31/14, 9:28:02 PM] Othorious: xD

 

[Judah Dashiell]

[9:56:41 PM] #RedheadsReign: Like all us gingers are the same, ugh
[9:57:03 PM] Doctor Jan: I never said that! It's still better than what Danger sounds in my head
[9:57:12 PM] Doctor Jan: It's very simmilar to Foghorn Leghorn
[9:57:44 PM] Serothzilla: I always think Tef speaks like Yosemite Sam. Just all piss and vitriol and itching to kill something.
[9:58:14 PM] #RedheadsReign: I think of Danger like Pepe Le Pew . Trying to flirt with everything
[9:59:29 PM] Doctor Jan: It's the Southern accent that warps things for me into a giant red-headed rooster "I'll say-I'll say, boy, look at my breasts, we should do some trading, see?"
[9:59:56 PM] #RedheadsReign: LMFAO!
[10:00:17 PM] #RedheadsReign: Mad chats!
[10:00:28 PM] Ti'Cira: Ti'Cira beats

 

[Darth Carnifex]

Othorious no breaks on the Ramsay train.
[1:41:24 AM] Othorious: Choo Choo.
[1:41:42 AM] Libby: xD
[1:42:43 AM] Libby: we totally deRAILED this thread..
[1:44:29 AM] Othorious: Yeah we did
[1:44:36 AM] Libby: xD
[1:44:43 AM] Libby: I have a few more LINEd up
[1:44:56 AM | Edited 1:45:09 AM] Othorious: Sadly, there is only a small number of good Ramsay gifs ;n;
[1:45:15 AM] Libby: Anyway d00d GoT an exam to go to
[1:45:16 AM] Libby:
[1:45:25 AM] Othorious:
[1:45:31 AM] Libby: Seaworth you later
[1:45:37 AM] Othorious: DamnitLibby
[1:45:43 AM] Libby:
[1:45:46 AM] Othorious: <3
[1:45:51 AM] Libby: Madchatit

 

[Fabula Caromed]

A Texan speaking to a Russian, re: things the rest of the world experiences.

[8:54:57 AM] Anna (Fabula): The things I do to keep from dying in the heat of the day.
[8:55:06 AM] Andrew-baka: eh?
[8:55:15 AM] Andrew-baka: oh your internet is playing up?
[8:55:20 AM] Anna (Fabula): I'm at McDonalds.
[8:55:32 AM] Anna (Fabula): Because it's 95 degrees outside and I have no other source of internet + A/C.
[8:56:13 AM] Andrew-baka: Damn.
[8:56:17 AM] Andrew-baka: It rains here.
[8:56:20 AM] Andrew-baka: and it's cold.
[8:56:44 AM] Anna (Fabula): What's "rain?"
[8:57:07 AM] Anna (Fabula): What's "cold?"
[8:57:57 AM] Andrew-baka: it is an experience like no other, my girl.
[8:58:08 AM] Andrew-baka: Picture water dropping from the sky.
[8:58:20 AM] Anna (Fabula): What's "water?"
[8:58:52 AM] Andrew-baka: Well, you know how your desert has cactuses?
[8:59:00 AM] Andrew-baka: and if you slice them open, their is a certain liquid coming from them?
[8:59:11 AM] Anna (Fabula): Right. It's green and tastes funny.
[8:59:29 AM] Andrew-baka: Yeah, "Water" has no color, and no taste.
[8:59:35 AM] Andrew-baka: well.
[8:59:38 AM] Andrew-baka: Depending on where you live.
[8:59:59 AM] Andrew-baka: If it's Beijing, it's probably pitch-black.
[9:00:18 AM | Edited 9:00:21 AM] Anna (Fabula): Oh, you mean like oil?
[9:00:27 AM] Anna (Fabula): We've got plenty of that!
[9:00:32 AM] Andrew-baka: :|
[9:00:36 AM] Anna (Fabula): But you can't drink it. :|

 

[Lok Jorunn]

[member="Josiah Denko"] [member="CHANI"] [member="Bjornveld Skjoldsen"]

[7:26:24 PM] Josh [Arcis/Lok]: I've got a better K/D than Hitler.
[7:26:34 PM] Josh [Arcis/Lok]: I've got more care packages than Haiti.
[7:26:41 PM] Ruu - The Cat Crusader [Batcat]: Hobi-Juan Huenobi
[7:26:46 PM] Josh [Arcis/Lok]: I autographed Jesus's bible.
[7:26:48 PM] Josh [Arcis/Lok]: Mad chat that
[7:27:06 PM | Edited 7:27:17 PM] Ruu - The Cat Crusader [Batcat]: If Hitler had you as a coach, he'd actually have finished a race.
[7:27:08 PM] Ruu - The Cat Crusader [Batcat]:
[7:27:15 PM] Josh [Arcis/Lok]: The race to where?
[7:27:17 PM] Josh [Arcis/Lok]: Heaven?
[7:27:20 PM] Josh [Arcis/Lok]: Hell*

 

[Bjornveld Skjoldsen]

Oh yeah, good times in SJO Voice Chat. Good times.

 

[Lucianus Adair]

[11:15:20] The Honey Badger // Kaman: Did he just... put it all on a 16GB flash drive?
[11:15:21] The Honey Badger // Kaman: lol
[11:15:27] Josh Gil: hahaha
[11:15:29] Josh Gil: apparently, Kaman
[11:15:31] The Bear // Andrew Ryan: rofl.
[11:15:35] Isolda: lol
[11:15:45] Ordo: His BS-USB
[11:16:07] The Honey Badger // Kaman: This is my BSU
[11:16:15] The Honey Badger // Kaman: ...'Don't you mean USB?'
[11:16:32] The Honey Badger // Kaman: 'No, this is better. I can offload data AND bs at the same time.'
[11:17:01] Ordo: 50 billion terra bytes of simultaneous BS

 

[Fabula Caromed]

[11:07:31 AM] Atery-kun: we should put space before everything we make.
[11:07:47 AM] Spenser: Why's that?
[11:08:01 AM] Bikini Inspector (HK): Like Space Spaceship?
[11:08:04 AM] Bikini Inspector (HK): Or Space Polio
[11:08:20 AM] Spenser: Oh, gotcha now
[11:08:22 AM] Atery-kun: like space frigate and space blaster, make it all 100% cooler
[11:08:27 AM] Spenser: DIbs on colonizing Space Texas.
[11:08:30 AM] Spenser: Wait, that's Corellia.
[11:08:59 AM] Bikini Inspector (HK): Lol Have you seen the Small Ripple in a Big Pond thread, Ayden?
[11:09:31 AM] Bikini Inspector (HK): HK stops by Corellia to recruit some mercenaries or freelances, and Levia Sol, and it's just a bunch of people in cowboy hats
[11:09:40 AM] Spenser: Sounds about right.
[11:10:53 AM] Anna (Fabula): Spenser, stop trying to turn Corellia into Space Texas.
[11:11:34 AM] Anna (Fabula): Anna (Fabula) reads two messages up.
[11:11:34 AM] Spenser: I don't have to try.
[11:11:37 AM] Spenser: It just is.
[11:11:39 AM] Anna (Fabula): Holy crap you literally -just- made that joke.
[11:11:43 AM] Anna (Fabula): Now I feel old.
[11:11:47 AM] Spenser: Hahahahaha