MAD CHATS!

[Caulder Dune]

[10:45:50 AM] Sneering Imperialist: It could've been written by President Obama himself and they still won't change their ways.
[10:46:24 AM] Anna (Fabula): To be fair, we've got some pretty militant conservatives hiding on this site. They'd probably take it as Satan's Bible if the President tried to say anything.
[10:46:39 AM] Sneering Imperialist: Ronald Reagan, then.
[10:46:43 AM] Sneering Imperialist: Everyone loves Reagan.
[10:46:48 AM] Anna (Fabula): -I'd- take that as Satan's Bible.
[10:47:01 AM] Sneering Imperialist: The Dalai Lama.
[10:47:08 AM] Anna (Fabula): Is he still a thing?
[10:47:13 AM] Sneering Imperialist: Presumably.

 

[Ak'lya]

[9:54:40 AM] Andrew Ryan: Ryan
[9:54:42 AM] Andrew Ryan: go post to me
[9:54:57 AM] Sneering Imperialist: I am posting as we speak.
[9:55:45 AM] annasachae: We are speaking as he posts.
[9:56:10 AM] annasachae: However, he is also speaking. This confuses me greatly.
[9:56:22 AM | Edited 9:56:27 AM] annasachae: I must conclude that Tyrin is actually two or more people.
[9:57:07 AM] Sneering Imperialist: As usual, I must remind you all that I am an alt of Cira.
[9:57:14 AM] Sneering Imperialist: I am numberless. I am Legion.
[9:57:25 AM] Andrew Ryan: Andrew Ryan claps.
[9:57:48 AM] annasachae: I was a Cira alt, like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee.
[9:57:54 AM] Andrew Ryan: Oh Lord
[9:58:01 AM] Andrew Ryan: another arrow

 

[Fabula Caromed]

[6:19:52 PM] Anna (Fabula): Okay, here's something I love about TOR that you never get in SWRP.
[6:20:03 PM] Anna (Fabula): I am playing a random Jedi Knight.
[6:20:25 PM] Anna (Fabula): People address me as "Master Jedi" and constantly respond with how honored they are that I'm helping them.
[6:21:28 PM] Anna (Fabula): When playing a Sith, I am legitimately feared. People quake as I pass and no one -ever- attempts to upset me, because the Sith are known to kill random people for being annoyed.
[6:22:28 PM] Anna (Fabula): You just don't get that in RP.
[6:22:40 PM] Smitty-sempai: Agreed
[6:23:26 PM] Anna (Fabula): But then, consider what TOR Jedi do compared to RP Jedi.
[6:24:58 PM] Anna (Fabula): TOR Jedi fight constantly to preserve the Republic and dispense of the most dangerous enemies a muggle will ever hope to face: the Sith. They help random people for no reason at all and frequently refuse payment. They competently and bravely lead troops into battle, fighting from the frontlines to endanger themelves as muc as their men. They protect their soldiers and make missions safer just by being around. Mystic miracle-workers who are far too rare after being brought to near-extinction.
[6:27:34 PM] Anna (Fabula): Meanwhile, RP Jedi are controversial knights templar who act as the Republic's private hit-squad. They still fight the Sith (usually), but the random acts of kindness are tainted with skewed opinions and personal motives. They expect to be rewarded and frequently walk around in million-credit gear. Many are non-combatants or even armchair generals, and their -horrendous- tactical decisions have resulted in countless both allied and civilian casualties. They're also the third-most common matter in the galaxy, right after Sith and TIE fighters.

--

The sequel!


[6:33:14 PM] Smitty-sempai: Tor also means you have to back up your claims with gear and skill, not consent and screaming.
[6:34:16 PM] Anna (Fabula): That is also an important distinction. Power is given steadily to TOR, and is only earned with dedication. SWRP's version of power progression is...-very- loose.
[6:46:53 PM] Smitty-sempai: Exactly!
[6:47:32 PM] Anna (Fabula): "I'm stronger."
"No, I'm stronger."
"Why?"
"Because I said so."
[6:47:42 PM] Anna (Fabula): "I win."
"No, I win."
"Why?"
"Because I'll report you."
[6:48:14 PM] Smitty-sempai: "I'm stronger than you."
"Why?"
"Right click and inspect me."
[6:49:06 PM] Anna (Fabula): "I win."
"Why?"
"You're out of HP."
[6:49:40 PM] Smitty-sempai: "I'm more skillful than you."
"No you're not."
"/duel"

 

[Strider Garon]

[9:10:49 AM] *** Cryax Bane has shared contact details with Strider. ***
[9:10:55 AM] Cryax Bane: hey man!
[9:10:56 AM] Strider: WTF? Your a hawt chick. I thought you were a dude. lol
[9:10:59 AM] Cryax Bane: lolol
[9:11:05 AM] Cryax Bane: thanks i gues?

 

[Mrrew]

[9:10:49 AM] *** Cryax Bane has shared contact details with Strider. ***
[9:10:55 AM] Cryax Bane: hey man!
[9:10:56 AM] Strider: WTF? Your a hawt chick. I thought you were a dude. lol
[9:10:59 AM] Cryax Bane: lolol
[9:11:05 AM] Cryax Bane: thanks i gues?

o.o

Cryax isin't a guy?

 

[Darth Carnifex]

o.o

Cryax isin't a guy?

I.. have to confess.

It's time to come clean on who I really am.

I'm a shoe.

Which should be obvious by how I RP.

Shoes don't have fingers, so I have to just mush myself against the keyboard to produce what you see now.

 

[Cryax Bane]

o.o

Cryax isin't a guy?

I'm a Chiss!

 

[Fabula Caromed]

[8:56:33 PM] Anna (Fabula): Dredge posted a hit list. By causality of being friends with at least two people on it, Fabula is on his list valued at 5,000c.
[8:58:03 PM] Alex (Alli/Elayne): lol
[8:58:43 PM] Anna (Fabula): I think that's the first time she's ever made a death threat.
[9:00:41 PM] Alex (Alli/Elayne): I always remember elayne and fabula in the spring taking baths
[9:01:21 PM] Anna (Fabula): And Fabula was very uncomfortable with being touched. And now she's a porn star.
[9:01:27 PM] Veus (Vorhi): 5,000 credits? That's nowhere near the amount of damage she'd cause....
[9:01:40 PM] Anna (Fabula): I can't wait for someone to actually try a bounty on Fabs.
[9:01:55 PM] Anna (Fabula): She doesn't kill. She -definitely- maims.
[9:02:08 PM] Alex (Alli/Elayne): is she really a porn star?
[9:02:09 PM] Veus (Vorhi): I'm more talking about her propensity for massive property damage.
[9:02:16 PM] Anna (Fabula): XD
[9:02:20 PM] Veus (Vorhi): shes' a centerfold, at least.
[9:02:44 PM] Arrbi Betna: She's not a pornstar lol Like Veus said, centerfold/pin up girl at most
[9:03:10 PM] Anna (Fabula): "How much are you getting paid for this crap?"
"...Five grand?"
"Do you know how much damage you've caused -trying- to catch her?"
"Uh..."
*building collapses in the background*
*water hydrant explodes*
"...A little more?"
"A little more."
[9:04:20 PM] Alex (Alli/Elayne): lol
[9:05:08 PM] Veus (Vorhi): "Well, you've brought her in, so that's your keep. But minus the damages on the bridge, the blimp, thee thirteen security droids, getting the tank she threw at the droids right side up again, and water system, you owe the planetary government 78,493 credits. So, that's a thing."
[9:05:51 PM] Anna (Fabula): 78,493.22, and facing charges for disturbance of the peace.
[9:06:53 PM] Veus (Vorhi): disturbance of the peace, violation of local noise ordnances, destruction of public services, public indecency, and violation of the fire code.
[9:07:05 PM] Veus (Vorhi): "how did I violate the fire code?"
[9:07:13 PM] Veus (Vorhi): "Lighting a bridge on fire."
[9:07:26 PM] Spenser: "I put it out."
[9:07:29 PM] Spenser: "With a tank?"
[9:07:49 PM] Arrbi Betna: Hey, that is a viable way to extinguish a fire
[9:07:56 PM] Veus (Vorhi): "There isn't a fire any more, is there?"
[9:08:02 PM] Anna (Fabula): Suddenly I want this thread to happen.
[9:08:05 PM] Veus (Vorhi): "There also isn't a bridge."

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

Is that a little human in his arms?
[9:07:44 PM] Sarge: That's
[9:07:48 PM] Sarge: a Sontaran
[9:08:05 PM] The Wife : Ah yeah
[9:08:07 PM] [SIZE=13.63636302948px]The Wife[/SIZE] : Of course
[9:08:08 PM] [SIZE=13.63636302948px]The Wife[/SIZE] : Duh.
[9:08:12 PM] [SIZE=13.63636302948px]The Wife[/SIZE] : :|
[9:08:24 PM] Sarge: hold on I'll find you a video
[9:08:26 PM] Sarge: Don't give me that face!
[9:08:46 PM] [SIZE=13.63636302948px]The Wife[/SIZE] : :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :|
[9:09:25 PM] Sarge: staaaahhhp
[9:10:55 PM] [SIZE=13.63636302948px]The Wife[/SIZE] : :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| (cool) :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :|
[9:11:09 PM] Sarge: y u do dis

[member="Kiskla Grayson"]

Here's the thread, since you got lost... like a woman

 

[Kiskla Grayson-Matteo]

hate you a lot [member="Sarge Potteiger"]

at least i can ask for directions, unlike a man.

 

[Fabula Caromed]

[2:28:30 PM] Anna (Fabula): Realization: since Hutts use base 8, Yodas probably use base 6.

Hutt > Yoda mercantilism would be completely fucking alien to humans.
[2:28:54 PM] Arrbi Betna: I roleplay a Hutt
[2:29:05 PM] Arrbi Betna: The best reason I can give to corporate success
[2:29:12 PM] Arrbi Betna: Take everything you know
[2:29:17 PM] Arrbi Betna: Write it down on a piece of paper
[2:29:28 PM] Arrbi Betna: Then copy it over as many times as you can until you pass out from exhaustion
[2:29:30 PM] Arrbi Betna: Wake up
[2:29:35 PM] Arrbi Betna: Take the thousands of papers
[2:29:39 PM] Arrbi Betna: Light them on fire
[2:29:43 PM] Arrbi Betna: And scatter the ashes
[2:29:56 PM] Arrbi Betna: That is literally the only way to be successful as a Hutt merchant.
[2:30:00 PM] Arrbi Betna: 'Cause nothing makes sense
[2:30:04 PM] Anna (Fabula): XD
[2:30:24 PM] Anna (Fabula): What did you expect? When a Hutt sells you 100 of something, he's selling you 64. Immediate confusion results.
[2:30:38 PM] Arrbi Betna: What? You didn't know? That's a Hutt Baker's Dozen
[2:30:55 PM] Anna (Fabula): Anna (Fabula) counts.
[2:31:12 PM] Anna (Fabula): Hutt baker's dozen is...11.
[2:32:04 PM] Arrbi Betna: No, a Hutt bakers dozen is 20, you pay for 20, but you get five. If the Hutt likes you, you pay for 20, but get six
[2:32:19 PM] Arrbi Betna: If the Hutt doesn't like you, you pay for 20 and wake up in a metal bikini with a collar and leash.
[2:32:34 PM] Anna (Fabula): If the Hutt -really- likes you, you don't have to pay for that sort of treatment.

 

[Edward Vyperion]

Not between me and a guy here, but worth noting

"You freaking genius... ._.
[10:45:29 AM] Luc: Ed, and Edd
[10:45:31 AM] Zandalor: Yep XD
[10:45:34 AM] Luc: And here's Eddie. .__.
[10:45:37 AM] Zandalor: Yep
[10:45:41 AM] Zandalor: THAT was a fun idea
[10:45:58 AM] Zandalor: and a really REALLY old one "

 

[Daella Apparine]

[7:57:22 PM] Mason: IT'S TIME
[8:28:46 PM] Chris | My German Vanilla Cake: ITS TIME?
[8:39:14 PM] Matt Brown | Poops on his foot: http://starwarsrp.net/topic/44227-totgmalik-rodarch-vs-tsavong-kraal/?p=655082
[8:39:17 PM] Matt Brown | Poops on his foot: ITS TIME.

 

[Placeholder 0123]

TODAY WE FINISH THE REFORMATION THREAD
[8:32:55 AM] The Bandersnatch: Logan Edition: AND BEGIN A NEW ERA OF D***ckery
[8:33:00 AM] Eddie: ...
[8:33:13 AM] The Bandersnatch: Logan Edition: WHERE WE BECOME THE ONE SITH
[8:33:19 AM] The Bandersnatch: Logan Edition: AND THE MOST HATED FACTION ON THE BOARD.
[8:33:21 AM] Logan (Naka/Sov/Kaig): ^
[8:33:21 AM] The Bandersnatch: Logan Edition: FOR CHRIMMASS
[8:33:25 AM] Eddie: Why the F*** would you do that
[8:33:26 AM] Logan (Naka/Sov/Kaig): ^
[8:33:34 AM] The Bandersnatch: Logan Edition: BECAUSE F*** EVERYTHING CHRIMASSS
[8:33:39 AM] Logan (Naka/Sov/Kaig): LULZ! LULZ!
[8:33:57 AM] The Bandersnatch: Logan Edition: WE'LL CRASH A LUKREHULK
[8:34:05 AM] Eddie: I do NOT want to be a hated person JUST for a faction
[8:34:06 AM] The Bandersnatch: Logan Edition: INTO ANOTHER LUKREHULK
[8:34:18 AM] The Bandersnatch: Logan Edition: AND CRASH THAT LUKREHULK INTO A PLANET OF ORPHANS
[8:34:27 AM] Dario Zelasko: On 12/25/2014, at 8:34 AM, Eddie wrote:
> I do NOT want to be a hated person JUST for a faction
I'm totes for being hated
[8:34:35 AM] Dario Zelasko: TEAM OG MOFOS
[8:34:37 AM] Logan (Naka/Sov/Kaig): #Purge the Orphans 2014
[8:34:46 AM] Eddie: Well, I SAID I'm leaving if we become like the One Sith
[8:34:46 AM] The Bandersnatch: Logan Edition: GRAXIN2012#
[8:35:02 AM] The Bandersnatch: Logan Edition: CRUSAADDEEEE
[8:35:09 AM] The Bandersnatch: Logan Edition: CRUSAADDEEEE
[8:35:13 AM] The Bandersnatch: Logan Edition: SLAUGHTER THE ORPHANS
[8:35:14 AM] Eddie: #WhatAnAsshole
[8:35:17 AM] The Bandersnatch: Logan Edition: BRING ME A CHILD ARMY
[8:35:35 AM] Logan (Naka/Sov/Kaig): http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/265/090/f5d.jpg
[8:35:39 AM] Logan (Naka/Sov/Kaig): Graxin#2012
[8:35:42 AM] Eddie: .___.
[8:35:45 AM] The Bandersnatch: Logan Edition: BRING ME NORGE LUCAS'S HEAD ON A PIKE
[8:37:30 AM] Dario Zelasko: It's like happiness is when you slaughter all of the men, plunder and destroy villages, and hear the lamentation of the women
[8:38:20 AM] The Bandersnatch: Logan Edition: Merry Chrimmass to all, and to all the Orphans, burn in the name of Otis, the Yorkie God!

 

[Lok Jorunn]

[member="Graxin Rade"]

gibe da booty b0ss

 

[Cryax Bane]

[7:00:36 PM] Laura (Cryax/Jorda/Diego/Zendu): by the way..sometimes if im feeling sad i just think about that thing that you said about the carlton playby and it instantly cheers me up
[7:00:45 PM] Cat Daddy Miller (Tuarz//Logan/Josh): LMAO
[7:00:45 PM] Laura (Cryax/Jorda/Diego/Zendu): random thought
[7:00:54 PM] Cat Daddy Miller (Tuarz//Logan/Josh): Isn't it a great karking idea?
[7:00:59 PM] Laura (Cryax/Jorda/Diego/Zendu): so great
[7:01:03 PM] Cat Daddy Miller (Tuarz//Logan/Josh): Im very proud of myself
[7:01:17 PM] Laura (Cryax/Jorda/Diego/Zendu): in the context of luke's family though it was a priceless comment
[7:01:31 PM] Cat Daddy Miller (Tuarz//Logan/Josh): Like super serious jedi
[7:01:34 PM] Cat Daddy Miller (Tuarz//Logan/Josh): and then just Carlton
[7:01:41 PM] Laura (Cryax/Jorda/Diego/Zendu): carlton in the red ravens
[7:01:50 PM] Cat Daddy Miller (Tuarz//Logan/Josh): oh god
[7:01:55 PM] Laura (Cryax/Jorda/Diego/Zendu): carlton in the graug

 

[Cryax Bane]

[11:53:18 PM] Luke Hales [Lysle]: I just found out some Jedi Knight in canon had porn tapes of Hutts...

It's on Wookieepedia

EWWWWWW
[11:53:33 PM] Viper: ....
[11:53:48 PM] Viper: Lies! Deceit! Slander!
[11:54:01 PM] Eyeless Jack: Well, now that I'm mentally scarred for the night...
[11:54:15 PM] Viper: lol well at least it's only for the night. ;P
[11:54:17 PM] Laura (Cryax/Jorda/Diego/Zendu): all the titles come to mind
[11:54:24 PM] Laura (Cryax/Jorda/Diego/Zendu): "Jabba Hadher"
[11:54:31 PM] Viper: lol omg
[11:55:13 PM] Luke Hales [Lysle]: Star Wars: Rise of the Hutt?
[11:55:13 PM] Eyeless Jack: The night and possibly the rest of forever.
[11:55:26 PM] Luke Hales [Lysle]: I can't think of any good titles
[11:55:47 PM] Laura (Cryax/Jorda/Diego/Zendu): that was a good one
[11:55:53 PM] Josh (Mord/Xalus/Carlos): Slugs and Slugthrowers
[11:55:56 PM] Josh (Mord/Xalus/Carlos): Oh god
[11:55:59 PM] Luke Hales [Lysle]: OHHHH
[11:56:12 PM] Luke Hales [Lysle]: JOSH THAT'S SO GROSS
[11:56:17 PM] Josh (Mord/Xalus/Carlos): lmfao
[11:56:26 PM] Viper: lol
[11:56:35 PM] Laura (Cryax/Jorda/Diego/Zendu): i'm dying

 

[Cryax Bane]

[9:21:11 PM] Cassidy: My favourite thing are Chiss characters who have tried to make a traditional Chiss name and then entirely misunderstood how they work.
[9:21:21 PM] Cassidy: Just.. just dont if you dont understand
[9:28:12 PM] Laura (Cryax): who didthat?
[9:28:23 PM] Cassidy: ALL OF THEM
[9:28:33 PM] Cassidy: Like, 90% just use the middle bit
[9:28:34 PM] Laura (Cryax): i've always wondered if mine sounded traditional enough
[9:28:41 PM] Cassidy: Which is specifically down as atypical
[9:28:48 PM] Cassidy: If you all do it, it's not atypical
[9:28:58 PM] Laura (Cryax): yeah im part of that 90% probbly
[9:30:13 PM] Cassidy: And you totally did it right!
[9:30:19 PM] Cassidy: A letter on either side as well!
[9:30:22 PM] Cassidy: Yaaaay!
[9:30:22 PM] Laura (Cryax): i did? hahahaha
[9:30:27 PM] Laura (Cryax): im sure it was by accident
[9:30:32 PM] Laura (Cryax): but i do love chiss
[9:30:41 PM] Cassidy: Every other Chiss name;
[9:30:48 PM] Cassidy: hyfriadgfeu'stan'gbfrurguy
[9:30:54 PM] Cassidy: And they go by stan
[9:31:11 PM] Cassidy: YOU ARE USTANG queen
[9:31:17 PM] Cassidy: BET YOU REGRET THAT NOW
[9:31:17 PM] Laura (Cryax): lol
[9:31:26 PM] Laura (Cryax): a chiss named stan

 

[Judas of Vahl]

[9:22:45 PM] Laura (Cryax): who is Yuuta Namari
[9:22:47 PM] Laura (Cryax): ?
[9:22:51 PM] Viper: where?
[9:22:57 PM] Laura (Cryax): in our casino thread
[9:23:10 PM | Edited 9:24:01 PM] Cassidy: I dunno but the chick seems to think killing one of our buddies will be an in?
[9:23:10 PM] Viper: shrugs
[9:23:12 PM] Josh (Mordecai): S/he is our new transgendered, sociopathical, assassin.
[9:23:17 PM] Cassidy: Thats not how that works >.>
[9:23:42 PM] Cassidy: You kill a rival gang leader, not an aligned one. Yeesh people
[9:23:43 PM] Viper: she sounds like she'll be the dead new transgendered, sociopathical, assassin.
[9:24:02 PM] Josh (Mordecai): S/he*
[9:24:02 PM] Laura (Cryax): interesting
[9:24:09 PM] Viper: ya that
[9:24:15 PM] Laura (Cryax): i was about to get my bromance on with logan but now i have to deal with her
[9:24:32 PM] Viper: wait...cryax and logan are a thing now?
[9:24:42 PM] Laura (Cryax): cryax wishes
[9:24:45 PM] Cassidy: Everything is a thing with everything else
[9:24:48 PM] Cassidy: True story.
[9:24:51 PM] Eyeless Jack: *whispers* if she identifies as female it's she
[9:24:58 PM] Viper: lol
[9:25:04 PM] Viper: and yes! what jack said
[9:25:06 PM] Cassidy: Gender studies 101!
[9:25:30 PM] Josh (Mordecai): All of my characters are asexual.
[9:25:34 PM] Josh (Mordecai): They like sunlight.
[9:25:37 PM] Josh (Mordecai): #Photosynthesis
[9:25:54 PM] *** Cassidy becomes the sun ***
[9:25:54 PM] Laura (Cryax): oh i see
[9:25:58 PM] Laura (Cryax): she posted in our forums
[9:25:58 PM] Josh (Mordecai): ohbby
[9:26:10 PM] Laura (Cryax): for some reason i thought for a sec that she was trying to attack the casino
[9:26:11 PM] Laura (Cryax): maybe
[9:26:14 PM] Laura (Cryax): im paranoid
[9:26:34 PM] Cassidy: Yeah no, literally seems to believe killing our allies will make her our ally.
[9:26:34 PM] Viper: nods lol
[9:26:43 PM] Cassidy: At least she didn't come in wearing his skin?
[9:26:55 PM] Cassidy: "ITS ME THAT ONE NPC YOU LEIK"
[9:27:27 PM] Josh (Mordecai): LOL
[9:27:53 PM] Josh (Mordecai): You make my life, Cassidy.

[member="Cryax Bane"], [member="Chiasa Kritivaas"], [member="Ice"]

 

[Chiasa Kritivaas]

I probably shouldn't be allowed on Skype.

Yes I should, I am the best at Skype. <3

Also I love how much of the Red Ravens chat is ending up on this thread xD

#Bestfaction