MAD CHATS!

[Valiens Nantaris]

We've never had snow where I live...not whilst it's been settled anyway.

 

[Ayden Cater]

[6:04:43 PM] Ayden Cater: Things from my childhood that I miss: Snow.
[6:04:49 PM] Ayden Cater: Things from my childhood that I do not miss: Snow down pants.

 

[Eun]

[3/2/15, 4:05:35 PM] Connor: Me and Shorn are going well
[3/2/15, 4:05:52 PM] Connor: He and I had a few posts going until Cassidy was like "Make sure y'all don't just spam the dominion"

[3/2/15, 4:06:06 PM] Connor: So I decided to wait till some other peeps to post before I continued
[3/2/15, 4:06:14 PM] Jared: Where's Cassidy at then?
[3/2/15, 4:06:32 PM] Connor: stuck in an air shaft
[3/2/15, 4:06:41 PM] Jared: ...Just an airshaft?
[3/2/15, 4:06:43 PM] Connor: You know how we're trying to stop the chaos?
[3/2/15, 4:06:47 PM] Jared: Yeah?
[3/2/15, 4:06:47 PM] Connor: He's trying to steal something
[3/2/15, 4:06:52 PM] Jared: . . .


[member="Adrian Cassidy"], [member="Seydon of Arda"], [member="Glurp"]

 

[Boethiah]

[7:39:33 PM] Sven Shapochka, Socialist Twi'lek: FRICK
[7:39:54 PM | Edited 7:39:58 PM] Sven Shapochka, Socialist Twi'lek: Apparently my avatar isn't just some painting I found.
[7:40:24 PM | Edited 7:40:28 PM] Sven Shapochka, Socialist Twi'lek: I thought it was just an interesting-looking picture of a girl with some bomber jacket.
[7:40:29 PM] Samuel Aten: is it porn?
[7:40:32 PM] Sven Shapochka, Socialist Twi'lek: It's...
[7:40:35 PM] Sven Shapochka, Socialist Twi'lek: A character...
[7:40:38 PM] Sven Shapochka, Socialist Twi'lek: From an anime...
[7:40:40 PM] Samuel Aten: From a porn?
[7:40:51 PM] Sven Shapochka, Socialist Twi'lek: Attack on Titan.
[7:40:55 PM] Samuel Aten: orly?
[7:40:58 PM] Sven Shapochka, Socialist Twi'lek: Yeah
[7:41:00 PM] Samuel Aten: is that porn?
[7:41:02 PM] Sven Shapochka, Socialist Twi'lek: LOL
[7:41:05 PM] Sven Shapochka, Socialist Twi'lek: No

 

[Fabula Caromed]

Depends on what you call porn. I mean, it has a lot of naked people, bodily fluids, and moaning.

 

[Fabula Caromed]

[8:51:39 PM] Anna (Fabula): OH MY GOD
[8:51:48 PM] Anna (Fabula): The woman currently on the Voice looks like Alna.
[8:51:50 PM] Anna (Fabula): And she can -sang-.
[8:51:56 PM] Smitty-sempai: :O
[8:52:23 PM] Smitty-sempai: Alna's singing voice is cannonically as horrible as Fabula's boobs are big.
[8:52:31 PM] Smitty-sempai: As horrible as it needs to be to make a joke.
[8:52:34 PM] Anna (Fabula): XD
[8:52:43 PM] Anna (Fabula): Like Aleidis' ability to make jokes.
[8:52:50 PM] Anna (Fabula): As horrible as they need to be to make a joke.
[8:53:08 PM] Smitty-sempai: Aleidis thinks she's funny. I think she's funny. She's so un-funny that she loops back to amusing.
[8:53:38 PM] Smitty-sempai: Every time Alna sings, a two-headed wolf is stillborn somewhere nearby.

 

[Jaxton Ravos]

[2:02:38 PM] Josh Gilbert: tag to Andrew
[2:58:21 PM] Like-Escort: Tag where?
[3:33:21 PM] Josh Gilbert: Akron
[3:33:35 PM] intProp // Oscar: I still misread that as Akon
[3:33:50 PM] Connor: SMACK DAT
[3:33:56 PM] Josh Gilbert: UP ON DA FLOOOR
[3:34:01 PM] Connor: SMACK DAT
[3:34:07 PM] Josh Gilbert: GIMME SOME MOOOORE
[3:34:11 PM] Connor: SMACK DAT
[3:34:37 PM] Josh Gilbert: TIL YOU GET SORE
[3:34:44 PM] Connor: SMACK DAT
[3:34:49 PM] Josh Gilbert: OH-Ooooh

 

[Boethiah]

[4:37:30 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: good luck with that
[4:37:33 PM] Samuel Aten: Also. Can I crash on your couch?
[4:37:36 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: kick some dominion butt, folks
[4:37:40 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: my couch?
[4:37:41 PM] Samuel Aten: will do.
[4:37:42 PM] Samuel Aten: yes.
[4:37:50 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: why would you want that? xD
[4:38:02 PM] *** Samuel Aten whispers "Codex doesn't supply cots." ***

 

[Boethiah]

[5:32:03 PM] Samuel Aten: DO YOU NOT
[5:32:16 PM] Samuel Aten: BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF OUR GREAT ELDER GODS?
[5:32:24 PM] Logan - Killasin: I BELIEVE IN THE ELDERS
[5:32:27 PM] Logan - Killasin: NOT THE ELDER GODS
[5:32:43 PM] *** Samuel Aten flails his arms around "PURGE THE HERETIC" ***

(just popping another one up in here)

 

[Marcus Tritum]

[member="Gerion Ardik"] and [member="Darth Vornskr"] on the merits of Djem So.


[3/6/15, 4:48:44 PM] Kaine: There's a reason why Kaine is an imposing monster and uses Djem So as his primary form.
[3/6/15, 4:48:45 PM] Kaine:
[3/6/15, 4:48:53 PM] Kaine: Dat physical strength, yo.
[3/6/15, 4:48:56 PM] Kaine: Djem So is demanding.
[3/6/15, 4:49:04 PM] Kaine: It's also why Bane used it.
[3/6/15, 4:49:11 PM] Kaine: He mined cortosis for most of his childhood
[3/6/15, 4:49:16 PM] Tyrin Ardik: More like Djem Swole™

 

[Boethiah]

[4:59:42 PM] Samuel Aten: Never meet nether IRL?
[4:59:48 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: XD
[4:59:55 PM] Snuk [Yvette / Felix]: Mate
[4:59:56 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: I'm actually a rly non-violent person
[5:00:00 PM] Snuk [Yvette / Felix]: If I ever meet Nether IRL
[5:00:05 PM] Samuel Aten: you're going to wear a chasity belt?
[5:00:06 PM] Snuk [Yvette / Felix]: I am fucking putting myself in a chasity belt willingly
[5:00:08 PM] Samuel Aten: YES

dat timing

 

[Slice Spiralflame]

Ice Cube: whisps
Whisps: Hello is it me your looking for?
Ice Cube: I can see it in your eyes
Whisps: I can see it in your smile
Ice Cube: I dont know any more lyrics
Ice Cube: I am so sorry :c

 

[Cryax Bane]

[7:41:19 PM] Laura (Cryax): huh, there's a planet in hutt space called 'Cyax'
[7:41:22 PM] Laura (Cryax): i want it
[7:42:42 PM] Cassidy: Our Dominion just involves us going around and adding R's to all their signs xD
[7:43:02 PM] Laura (Cryax): ROFL

 

[Cryax Bane]

[7:26:48 PM] Samuel Aten: IDK
[7:27:06 PM] Samuel Aten: You guys start s**t all the time, you called me out on my spelling
[7:27:14 PM] Samuel Aten: and refer to me as 'demon woman'
[7:27:43 PM] Laura (Cryax): you'll know when we criticize your grammar that the gauntlet has been thrown down
[7:27:58 PM] Samuel Aten: I guess I'll just have to invade you.
[7:28:05 PM] Laura (Cryax): i guess so!
[7:28:20 PM] Samuel Aten: I know how to run you dry.
[7:28:24 PM] Samuel Aten: I'll make an entire world into a casino
[7:28:34 PM] Samuel Aten: topless twi'leks 24/7
[7:28:53 PM] Samuel Aten: free shrimp.
[7:29:00 PM] Laura (Cryax): OH FREE SHRIMP
[7:29:07 PM] *** Laura (Cryax) joins the primeval ***
[7:29:09 PM] Samuel Aten: You can't beat us.
[7:29:11 PM] Samuel Aten: Join us.

 

[The End Narrator]

Really should be called - "Hater Chats" or "Totes Jelly of Southern Weather"

[member="Matsu Xiangu"] has been reported to the God of Weather...and he shall smite her.


[12:46:30 AM] Ghost: http://starwarsrp.net/topic/42-what-are-you-listening-to/page-240#entry766277
[12:46:38 AM] Ghost: No bigs though
[12:47:05 AM] Matsu: oh my GOD YOU'RE THE WORST I WANT TO HEAR THEM
[12:47:25 AM] Ghost: It's so quiet.
[12:47:41 AM] Ghost: I can hear them chirping.
[12:47:58 AM] Ghost: And their song of peace is so lovely.
[12:48:43 AM] Ghost: (emo)
[12:52:14 AM] Matsu: Wow, I totally just imagined you in a dark room staring out the window just communing with the crickets. *hairflip*
[12:54:51 AM] Ghost: Lmao
[12:54:53 AM] Ghost: Outside
[12:54:57 AM] Ghost: Smoking a cigar
[12:55:03 AM] Ghost: Listening to them
[12:55:12 AM] Ghost: While posting on my Galaxy edge
[12:55:36 AM] Ghost: A cool 65 degrees
[12:55:43 AM] Matsu: Wow, I'm so F'IN JEALOUS RIGHT NOW
[12:56:05 AM] Ghost: Sitting on my front porch, barefoot, in shorts oh yeah.
[12:56:08 AM] Ghost: Rocking it.
[12:56:12 AM] Ghost: Just rocking it.
[12:56:48 AM] Ghost: Be jealous. *defiant hairflip*
[12:56:59 AM] Matsu: *shakes tiny fist*
[12:57:10 AM] Ghost: Did I mention...
[12:57:17 AM] Ghost: A coke and rum?
[12:57:22 AM] Ghost: Oh yes, oh yes.
[12:57:31 AM] Matsu: slaps coke and rum out of your hand
[12:58:15 AM] Ghost: .... *goes to make another* How is that weather up there? Cold? Like you slapping my drink away?
[12:58:23 AM] Ghost:
[12:59:33 AM] Ghost: Tomorrow, 74 degrees and sunny. Oh yes, shorts again. My legs are so pale I can signal the space station bahah.
[1:02:41 AM] Matsu: Tomorrow when there's a solar event I'll know it's because the glare off your legs burned a hole in the ozone.
[1:03:06 AM] Matsu: And it was in the 50's today, but it doesn't seem to matter because there's so much snow. -__-
[1:03:20 AM] Ghost: You are being reported for weather jealousy.
[1:04:11 AM] Ghost: I am calling upon Jupiter - Weather God to smite you.
[1:04:20 AM] Ghost: :|
[1:05:18 AM] Matsu: I wish you'd report me. DO IT.
[1:05:39 AM] Ghost: Mad Chats - Except it's going to be called Hater Chat.
[1:06:20 AM] Matsu: (cool) - She tried to rock some sunglasses but failed.

 

[Fabula Caromed]

[5:18:06 PM] Smitty-sempai: "After eating a sour cream pinata sandwich, I needed to cleanse my palate with some jellied tomato refresher, a Weight Watchers concoction which in a perfect world would look like goblets full of cubed steak.

Fortunately, this recipe was far easier than the previous diarrhea rainbow: heat up some clear gelatin, then add tomato juice, garlic salt, broth mix, lemon juice, green pepper flakes, and cloves, then chill and carve. Congratulations, you're now serving your guests frozen spaghetti sauce, like Dracula's sad brother Roycula, who collects Hummel figurines and goes to bed at midnight even though he wakes up at 9:30 p.m."
[5:19:26 PM] Anna (Fabula): Maaan, nobody likes Roycula.
[5:19:53 PM] Anna (Fabula): I heard his hypnotism is based on pity fucks.
[5:20:01 PM] Smitty-sempai: (rofl)
[5:20:30 PM] Smitty-sempai: I heard he only uses dominate to get the homeless to leave him alone when he's hunting.
[5:21:04 PM] Anna (Fabula): Fuckin' Roycula.
[5:22:59 PM] Smitty-sempai: "You know that when a recipe specifically warns "DO NOT ALLOW 2 OUNCES FOR SHRINKAGE" and resembles a prolapsed dog colon giving birth to a palm tree, you're in for the treat of the century."
[5:23:17 PM] Smitty-sempai: http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/8/7/6/380876_v1.jpg
[5:23:39 PM] Anna (Fabula): wat
[5:25:28 PM] Smitty-sempai: "Remember how in Ratatouille, that rat controlled that chef by sitting under his hat? This was exactly like that, only my motor functions were being usurped by the racist ghost of a 1950s housewife. (Fuck you, Myrna, I'm not telling your great-grandchildren where you buried those savings bonds)."
[5:25:48 PM] Smitty-sempai: Amg. Best cooking article.
[5:28:31 PM] Smitty-sempai: "The finished dish smelled liked a banana slaughterhouse, but for the good of culinary archaeology, I dug right in. The end result was OK going down, but two cans of Coke and a mouthful of Listerine did nothing for the lingering aftertaste. Important note: If your face assumes a thousand-yard stare after eating something, there is something wrong with that food."
[5:28:53 PM] Smitty-sempai: I'm just going to keep pasting out-of-context clips from this until you give me something better to do.
[5:29:27 PM] Anna (Fabula): I'm about a paragraph into a SpaceWoW reply.
[5:29:34 PM] Smitty-sempai: Osum.
[5:32:16 PM] Smitty-sempai: "Despite looking like a Cronenberg creation notched up to 11, it is surprisingly good. Unlike all those other fish-Jell-O blends, this one had double the fish and no-flavor gelatin. It took a while to get used to the texture of fish Jell-O, but it was edible, even if it did fill me with the terrible realization that I had become a mad god."
[5:32:24 PM] Smitty-sempai: (rofl)
[5:34:20 PM] Smitty-sempai: "Simply put, I almost threw up. Even people born without a sense of taste in neighboring counties could taste how bad this was through my psychic anguish alone. The meat-mayo-jelly mix didn't even remotely taste like any one of those three things."
[5:35:19 PM] Anna (Fabula): Anna (Fabula) wipes eyes.
[5:35:23 PM] Anna (Fabula): Anna (Fabula) attempts to breathe.
[5:37:04 PM] Smitty-sempai: "Mind you, this isn't a healthy seafood alternative to a cheeseburger. This is just a regular cheeseburger with a chunk of dead crustacean on top, making the entire sandwich look like an alien prostitute you'd find in Jabba the Hutt's sex dungeon."

 

[Boethiah]

[8:49:08 PM] Samuel Aten: looks like
[8:49:11 PM] Samuel Aten: vilox is sponding
[8:49:25 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: hmmhm?
[8:49:30 PM] Samuel Aten: he's
[8:49:32 PM] Samuel Aten: viewing the thread
[8:49:36 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: LOL
[8:49:56 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: sem's resume:
[8:50:00 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: prime FO
[8:50:03 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: witch elder
[8:50:07 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: expert stalker

 

[Fabula Caromed]

[11:09:27 PM] Anna (Fabula): Goblin monk. Booyaka.
[11:10:08 PM] Smitty-sempai: That's a decent goblin warcry.
[11:10:44 PM] Anna (Fabula): It's actually a Ron Stoppable warcry. >.>
[11:11:14 PM] Smitty-sempai: Was he a goblin?
[11:12:13 PM] Anna (Fabula): I wouldn't put it past him. Loud, obnoxious, not simply useless but often openly detrimental to his allies, and shitty hygiene.
[11:12:55 PM] Smitty-sempai: Eats piles of near-food items.
[11:13:06 PM] Anna (Fabula): Eeeyup.
[11:13:39 PM] Anna (Fabula): Makes up official-sounding nonsense to make it sound like he knows what he's doing.
[11:16:06 PM | Edited 11:16:13 PM] Smitty-sempai: Responds instantly and unquestionably to an authority figure who can beat him up.
[11:17:29 PM] Anna (Fabula): If it looks like a duck and smells like a duck and cringes like a duck, Stoppable's a freakin' goblin.
[11:18:12 PM] Smitty-sempai: Oh! Gross, subterranean animal companion, also!
[11:18:37 PM] Anna (Fabula): Who he swears talks to him.

 

[Darth Carnifex]

[12:25:24 PM] Harry S. Truman: So, looks like Kaine's papa has shown up finally.
[12:25:36 PM] Laura (Cryax): Oh? Who's dat?
[12:25:46 PM] Harry S. Truman: http://starwarsrp.net/topic/51444-episode-vi-balance-of-the-force/page-2#entry775771
[12:27:18 PM] Laura (Cryax): More Zambranos to keep track of!
[12:27:25 PM] Harry S. Truman: Well
[12:27:28 PM] Harry S. Truman: He's dead as dicks
[12:27:38 PM] Harry S. Truman: But he's stirred from his damnation because of Akala
[12:27:39 PM] Harry S. Truman:
[12:29:18 PM] Laura (Cryax): So he's a
[12:29:21 PM] Laura (Cryax): Wait for it
[12:29:28 PM] Laura (Cryax): Zombrano?
[12:29:31 PM] Harry S. Truman:
[12:29:36 PM] Harry S. Truman: Yer the absolute worst.

 

[Fabula Caromed]

It turns out Akala isn't to blame for Corellia's destruction.

[1:34:18 PM] Limey Bastard (Rhys): Evening all
[1:36:56 PM] Limey Bastard (Rhys): Vong form the molten slag that corellia is
[1:37:11 PM] Spenser: Try that again, in English please.
[1:37:28 PM] Limey Bastard (Rhys): You ask too much of me.
[1:38:01 PM] Anna (Fabula): That was in English. Or as close to it as Star Wars allows.
[1:38:22 PM] Spenser: Right, but see, Corellia was just broken in half. It wasn't slagged.
[1:38:33 PM] Spenser: You dumb Slab.
[1:38:57 PM] The Lying Dutchman: yet.
[1:39:03 PM] The Lying Dutchman: It wasn't slagged yet
[1:39:25 PM] Anna (Fabula): I wanna get a big machine to play puppet theater with the decimated fragments of Corellia.
[1:39:49 PM] Anna (Fabula): "What are you doing tonight, Brokellia?"
"Crying, mostly."
*audience laughter*
[1:39:50 PM] Spenser: We have that already. We call it "The Force"
[2:00:18 PM] Limey Bastard (Rhys): On 18/03/2015, at 18:38, Captain Hat wrote:
> Right, but see, Corellia was just broken in half. It wasn't slagged.
Extinction event
[2:00:48 PM] Petal (Tegaea Alcori): I blame Anna.
[2:00:54 PM] Anna (Fabula): I also blame Anna.
[2:01:08 PM] The Lying Dutchman: I thirdly blame Anna.
[2:01:38 PM] Anna (Fabula): We're agreed then. Anna is to blame for this tragedy.
[2:02:05 PM] The Lying Dutchman: The Lying Dutchman sage nods.

...

[2:03:51 PM] Jon (Ashin): are we blaming anna?
[2:03:53 PM] Jon (Ashin): i'm in
[2:03:56 PM] Limey Bastard (Rhys): Orders of magnitude more than melting crust
[2:04:01 PM] Connor (Jax): can I blame anna too?
[2:04:12 PM] Jon (Ashin): yes