MAD CHATS!

[Jaxton Ravos]

[2:11:39 PM] Jaxton: I can pay
[2:11:42 PM] rhys (Raziel, Khallesh, Jaani): But requires knowing how far tef separated it
[2:11:43 PM] Jaxton: *checks alts*
[2:11:46 PM] Jaxton: like, twenty likes for it
[2:12:20 PM] Jaxton: hmmm
[2:12:26 PM] Jaxton: I'd have to look to see if he described it
[2:12:29 PM] Jaxton: but I'd bet he didn't
[2:12:35 PM] (Fabula): Are we using alt-likes as currency now?
[2:12:44 PM] (Fabula): Because if so, Illie is Bill Gates.
[2:12:51 PM] Like-Escort: looooooooooooooool
[2:12:53 PM] Jaxton: When I was in staff chat
[2:12:54 PM] Jaxton: forever ago
[2:12:56 PM] Ashin: and sio is pulling currency manipulation
[2:12:59 PM] Jaxton: we'd use illie alts as currency
[2:13:12 PM] Ashin: and andy is conspiring to adjust the likes-to-rubles exchange rate
[2:13:14 PM] Jaxton: "I'll pay you a hundred illie alts for this"
[2:13:29 PM] Ashin: 'what do you take me for, a ten-alt whore?'
[2:13:39 PM] Jaxton: hahahahahaha
[2:13:57 PM] Like-Escort: holy poodoo
[2:14:02 PM] Like-Escort: so that is why he lets her die
[2:14:17 PM] Ashin: yup
[2:14:33 PM] Like-Escort: lol Ashin understands me completely
[2:16:04 PM] rhys (Raziel, Khallesh, Jaani): Illie is the 1%
[2:16:12 PM] rhys (Raziel, Khallesh, Jaani): Has all the money and hordes it
[2:16:17 PM] rhys (Raziel, Khallesh, Jaani): Sio is greece
[2:16:24 PM] Like-Escort: LOL
[2:16:40 PM] Ashin: nah
[2:16:45 PM] Ashin: sio is the world bank
[2:16:49 PM] rhys (Raziel, Khallesh, Jaani): Lol
[2:17:01 PM] Ashin: 'SUUUUUUURE you can have it! have ALL of it! ..with the following caveats'
[2:18:10 PM] rhys (Raziel, Khallesh, Jaani): Pete is Greece
[2:18:12 PM] rhys (Raziel, Khallesh, Jaani): Then
[2:18:34 PM] Like-Escort: ....I am literally Russia.
[2:19:20 PM] (Fabula): [2:18:39 PM] The Lying Dutchman: ....I am literally Russia.

As you can see, this is a lie, because he is clearly a Dutchman. Who lies.
[2:19:28 PM] Like-Escort: look, man
[2:19:37 PM] Like-Escort: the Netherland-analogy doesn't work
[2:19:39 PM] Like-Escort: with this one
[2:19:45 PM] Jaxton: I feel like this discussion needs to be madchatted
[2:19:58 PM] (Fabula): Someone else do it. I've put up two today already.
[2:20:00 PM] Like-Escort: it's too real
[2:20:00 PM] (Fabula): >.>;;

 

[Boethiah]

[4:30:33 PM] Samuel Aten: men don't have anything notable
[4:30:35 PM] Samuel Aten: except for dicks.
[4:30:38 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: lol
[4:30:41 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: did
[4:30:42 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: you just
[4:30:48 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: insult half of the human race?
[4:30:50 PM] Samuel Aten: YUP
[4:30:54 PM] Samuel Aten: MY HALF
[4:30:55 PM] Samuel Aten: TOO
[4:30:57 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: XD
[4:30:57 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: damn
[4:31:17 PM] Samuel Aten: Well, Kaine might argue beards.

 

[Darth Carnifex]

[4:30:33 PM] Samuel Aten: men don't have anything notable
[4:30:35 PM] Samuel Aten: except for dicks.
[4:30:38 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: lol
[4:30:41 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: did
[4:30:42 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: you just
[4:30:48 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: insult half of the human race?
[4:30:50 PM] Samuel Aten: YUP
[4:30:54 PM] Samuel Aten: MY HALF
[4:30:55 PM] Samuel Aten: TOO
[4:30:57 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: XD
[4:30:57 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: damn
[4:31:17 PM] Samuel Aten: Well, Kaine might argue beards.

Both are essential.

 

[Boethiah]

Lune777: i've gone from
Smokin' Jay: GOTTA WATCH
Lune777: the lion king
Lune777: to
Smokin' Jay: Alaadin?
Lune777: pocahontas
Smokin' Jay: Alaadin*
Smokin' Jay: fuck
Smokin' Jay: I cant even
Smokin' Jay: get double ds...
Smokin' Jay: ...
Smokin' Jay: THAT
Smokin' Jay: CAME OUT
Smokin' Jay: WRNG
Lune777: LOL

 

[Cira]

[2:12:53 AM] Seroth: [ Flashbacks begin with a panning introduction, voiced by Morgan Freeman. ]

"We didn't know Isolda in those days. She wore a different name, a different destiny. Ultimately, however, we caught on to her peculiar fate when, one day, she came home from school bearing a dead sparrow in her mouth."

Said I to everyone in attendance: "That's some messed up poodoo."
[2:13:02 AM] Isolda: looool
[2:13:40 AM] Kana: And then the paragraph splitted and I thought it was Sam Jackson
[2:14:16 AM] Kana: "That's some messed up poodoo, mothakarka."
[2:14:27 AM] Isolda: LMFAO
[2:17:00 AM] Seroth: XDDD

"Isolda, I ain't nevah forgivin' yo ass for this poodoo, this is some karked up repugnant poodoo."
[2:17:11 AM] Isolda: loooooooooooool
[2:17:17 AM] Kana: "BASIC, MOTHERkarkER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"
[2:20:03 AM] Seroth: "I'm just saying, Shara. I'm like a race car and you got me in the red, and you don't want no race car in the red. I could blow."

"Oh, you ready to blow??"

"Yeah, I'm ready!"

"Well I'm a mushroom cloud layin' muthakarka, muthakarka! I'm superfried cortosis, I'm the Guns of the Sith! In fact, what the kark am I doing in the back fore ordaining?? You the muthakarka who should be divining and poodoo! We karkin' switchin'! I'm killin' Carach, and you're figurin' out where the kark the pieces o' his skull's gonna fly!"
[2:20:31 AM] Seroth: SWRP: Pulp Fiction Edition

 

[Onrai]

[3/20/2015 2:22:03 PM] *** Samuel Aten removed Snuk [Yvette / Felix] from this conversation. ***
[3/20/2015 2:22:05 PM] Samuel Aten: He's ded.
[3/20/2015 2:22:07 PM] Samuel Aten: RIP
[3/20/2015 2:22:11 PM] Stefan:
[3/20/2015 2:22:14 PM] Logan - Killasin: rip in pieces
[3/20/2015 2:22:27 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: what's going on here? xD
[3/20/2015 2:22:31 PM] Logan - Killasin: hi bop
[3/20/2015 2:22:33 PM] Logan - Killasin: how are you?
[3/20/2015 2:22:39 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: umm
[3/20/2015 2:22:44 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: enjoying a beer
[3/20/2015 2:22:48 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: so pretty great
[3/20/2015 2:22:49 PM] Logan - Killasin: what kinda beer?
[3/20/2015 2:22:52 PM] Stefan: I hope you didn't like snuk, he was just killed in chat
[3/20/2015 2:22:57 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: lel
[3/20/2015 2:23:05 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: we were the bestest frenemies
[3/20/2015 2:23:09 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: um, it's a gruit
[3/20/2015 2:23:13 PM] Logan - Killasin: ;(
[3/20/2015 2:23:20 PM] Logan - Killasin: I thought I was your best frenemy
[3/20/2015 2:23:27 PM] Transkalpic Elder God: you're not a frenemy
[3/20/2015 2:23:34 PM] Logan - Killasin: oh
[3/20/2015 2:23:36 PM] Logan - Killasin:
[3/20/2015 2:23:45 PM] Stefan: You're like a side character
[3/20/2015 2:23:49 PM] Logan - Killasin: no
[3/20/2015 2:23:52 PM] Stefan:
[3/20/2015 2:24:01 PM] Logan - Killasin: I'm a side character in my dorm TV show too
[3/20/2015 2:24:07 PM | Edited 2:24:10 PM] Logan - Killasin: well
[3/20/2015 2:24:12 PM] Logan - Killasin: I cameo'd
[3/20/2015 2:24:18 PM] Logan - Killasin: and now they can't get rid of me
[3/20/2015 2:24:39 PM] Logan - Killasin: hold on real quick I need to do a ritual
[3/20/2015 2:25:31 PM] Samuel Aten: Okay.
[3/20/2015 2:25:33 PM] Samuel Aten: So
[3/20/2015 2:25:42 PM] *** Logan - Killasin walks over to the shelf and grabs a wood nymph in a jar and an elephant gun ***
[3/20/2015 2:25:52 PM] *** Samuel Aten hoists the bloodied spear ***
[3/20/2015 2:25:55 PM] Samuel Aten: Who's next?
[3/20/2015 2:26:02 PM] *** Transkalpic Elder God joins in with the flamethrower ***
[3/20/2015 2:26:05 PM] *** Logan - Killasin pulls out a piece of chalk and draws a pentagram on the ground ***
[3/20/2015 2:26:32 PM] *** Samuel Aten stabs Stefan ***
[3/20/2015 2:26:38 PM] Stefan: What
[3/20/2015 2:26:39 PM] Stefan: no
[3/20/2015 2:26:42 PM] Samuel Aten: you're ded
[3/20/2015 2:26:44 PM] Samuel Aten: shh
[3/20/2015 2:26:45 PM] Stefan: love, why?
[3/20/2015 2:26:49 PM] *** Samuel Aten removed Stefan from this conversation. ***
[3/20/2015 2:26:55 PM] *** Logan - Killasin placed the wood nymph in the center of the pentagram, and started chanting ***
[3/20/2015 2:27:11 PM] *** Samuel Aten points the spear towards the others ***
[3/20/2015 2:27:15 PM] Logan - Killasin: hocus pocus and all that shit
[3/20/2015 2:27:33 PM | Edited 2:27:37 PM] Logan - Killasin: the wood nymph explodes in a gruesome manner and the pentagram catches fire
[3/20/2015 2:27:34 PM] *** Samuel Aten stabs cat daddy miller ***
[3/20/2015 2:27:36 PM] Samuel Aten: He's dead, Jim.
[3/20/2015 2:27:40 PM] *** Samuel Aten removed Cat Daddy Miller from this conversation. ***
[3/20/2015 2:27:50 PM] *** Samuel Aten stabs Bryson ***
[3/20/2015 2:27:53 PM] *** Samuel Aten removed Bryson Wheatley from this conversation. ***
[3/20/2015 2:27:55 PM] Samuel Aten: OH NO
[3/20/2015 2:27:59 PM] Samuel Aten: THERE'S A BRYSON CLONE
[3/20/2015 2:28:03 PM] *** Samuel Aten stabs Bryson's clone ***
[3/20/2015 2:28:05 PM] *** Logan - Killasin added Snuk [Yvette / Felix] ***
[3/20/2015 2:28:08 PM] *** Samuel Aten removed Bryson Wheatley from this conversation. ***
[3/20/2015 2:28:10 PM] Samuel Aten: Logan
[3/20/2015 2:28:10 PM] Samuel Aten: no
[3/20/2015 2:28:14 PM] *** Samuel Aten removed Snuk [Yvette / Felix] from this conversation. ***
[3/20/2015 2:28:14 PM] Logan - Killasin: THE RESURRECTION SPELL IS COMPLETE
[3/20/2015 2:28:20 PM] Logan - Killasin: hey
[3/20/2015 2:28:23 PM] *** Samuel Aten stabs logan ***
[3/20/2015 2:28:24 PM] Logan - Killasin: I resurrected him
[3/20/2015 2:28:29 PM] *** Samuel Aten removed Logan - Killasin from this conversation. ***
[3/20/2015 2:28:49 PM] *** Samuel Aten HOISTS THE BODIES OF HIS FALLEN VICTIMS ***
[3/20/2015 2:29:02 PM] Samuel Aten: NETHER
[3/20/2015 2:29:06 PM] Samuel Aten: WE SHALL FEAST TONIGHT

 

[Fabula Caromed]

Rank means exactly nothing to her. She just wants to kill things.
[2:42:24 AM] Strider/Serg: lol
[2:42:26 AM] Strider/Serg: awesome
[2:42:36 AM] Strider/Serg: Rank really doesn't mean much in this faction either
[2:42:43 AM] Strider/Serg: its all just merit and activity
[2:43:34 AM] Strider/Serg: but as master, i hope you are open to training folks
[2:43:50 AM] Anna (Fabula): I can give it a shot, if they don't mind learning basically one power.
[2:44:39 AM | Edited 2:44:44 AM] Anna (Fabula): Or the three most aggressive lightsaber forms in existence.
[2:45:43 AM] Anna (Fabula): "Hello. My name is Fabula Caromed. I am going to teach you how to kill people."
"We already know that."
-picks up a boulder, throws it at initiates-
"Do you, now?"
-silence-
[2:45:48 AM] Strider/Serg: better then being impregnated by me
[2:46:12 AM] Anna (Fabula): Hope you're wearing your armor for that, or she might break every bone in your body.
[2:46:29 AM] Strider/Serg: armoured sex?
[2:46:45 AM] Strider/Serg: isn't that a tad bit over doing it on the safe sex practices?
[2:47:05 AM] Anna (Fabula): We clocked her "resting deadlift" at somewhere around a short ton.
[2:47:14 AM] Anna (Fabula): She can push that number if she focuses.
[2:47:17 AM] Anna (Fabula): :|
[2:48:23 AM] Strider/Serg: so.......
[2:48:26 AM] Strider/Serg: power armor it is

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

I heard power armor

 

[PadawnPrawn]

XD

 

[PadawnPrawn]

You guys are mental omg

 

[PadawnPrawn]

crazy people everywhere xD

 

[PadawnPrawn]

I've been reading through these posts for ages

 

[PadawnPrawn]

help, I can't stop

 

[Jaxton Ravos]

[8:47:06 PM] tahira_solo: Ryan is being really quiet, too.
[8:47:25 PM | Removed 8:47:36 PM] tahira_solo: This message has been removed.
[8:47:38 PM] Connor: I wonder if I can summon him
[8:47:43 PM] Connor: with CAPITALISIM
[8:47:47 PM] Sheogorath: CAPITALISM!?
[8:47:51 PM] tahira_solo: LOLOL
[8:47:52 PM] Sheogorath: Sheogorath INVESTS FURIOUSLY


It only takes 4 seconds guys.

 

[Judah Dashiell]

[8:46:11 PM] Moira Skaldi: likes Judah post
[8:46:22 PM] Undead Ginger Rancor: Thank you!
[8:46:36 PM] Moira Skaldi: Hurricane!
[8:46:41 PM] Undead Ginger Rancor: Yay!
[8:46:50 PM] Moira Skaldi: He better get out safely.
[8:47:09 PM] Undead Ginger Rancor: lolol
[8:47:17 PM] Undead Ginger Rancor: Geez, you'd think you were his wife lolol
[8:47:29 PM] Moira Skaldi: LOLOLOL.
[8:47:54 PM] *** Undead Ginger Rancor calls up Tegs ***


[member="Thessa Kai"] , [member="Siobhan Kerrigan"]

 

[renegade solstice]

crazies everywhere

 

[Fabula Caromed]

[4:18:59 PM] Anna (Fabula): UGH I LOVE SIEG
[4:19:06 PM] Anna (Fabula): I named my blasted computer after her.
[4:19:23 PM] Anna (Fabula): Literally. You know how your computer has you name it when you first boot up?
[4:19:27 PM] Anna (Fabula): I named my laptop "Sieg."
[4:20:05 PM] Smitty-sempai: That's awesome. I had no idea!
[4:20:34 PM] Anna (Fabula): YEP
[4:20:41 PM] Anna (Fabula): Sieg is love. Sieg is life.
[4:21:02 PM] Smitty-sempai: I'm glad you've got such a connection with her. I really am.
[4:22:23 PM] Anna (Fabula): Such a connection that I have trouble playing classes that don't have quick weapon switching, or characters that don't have bipolar issues.
[4:23:45 PM] Smitty-sempai: Your spirit animal is a huge, Dragon-slaying Plant-hating sword-slingin' Amazon from the Frozen Wastes.
[4:23:51 PM] Smitty-sempai: It's almost too perfect.


Relevant link: http://i.gyazo.com/9c0a4b79e3e75b91d903cbb705ef2715.png

 

[Ibby]

*My friend and I, listening to ChaoticMonki (aka Cry) read the creepypasta "The Pacemaker." Don't read if you want to read the story, as it has spoilers.*

Cry: *at the end* I just remembered, my girlfriend had a Pacemaker.
Friend: What'd he say?
Me: He said his girlfriend had a pacemaker.
Friend: So?
Me: Think about it. His girlfriend had a pacemaker. There's an unidentifiable metal object in his gut.
Friend: But what does that have to do with the story?
Me: *Struggling to hold back laughter* When he woke up, he was covered in blood and his girlfriend's heart was missing. Now he's at the asylum, and there's a thing in his gut. *pause* Do you know what a pacemaker is?
Friend: Uh...sort of. It's a thing for your heart, right?
Me: Yeah. You get a pacemaker in your heart to keep the beating in check, I think.
Friend: Oh, okay. But I still don't get it.
Me: Again, think about it. The girlfriend had a pacemaker. The guy went insane and woke up next to his -- literally -- heartless girlfriend. There's now a metal object in his stomach.
Friend: .... *is silent for several seconds, then rips out her earbud* OH MY GOD YOU'RE ****ING KIDDING ME! WHAT THE ****?! NO WAY!
Me: *cackling evilly* Finally! Why do you think I'm laughing so hard?!
Friend: *glares* I hate you so much.
Me: *still laughing* I know!

 

[Dmitri Starkos]

I love how there's 27 pages of this

 

[Dmitri Starkos]

this is so random omg