Natural ways to induce labor?

[Verz Horak]

TO THE INTERNET!

Oh wait, we're already here...

 

[Barrett Haskins]

Pray to Barrett Haskins, ancient god of fertility in many civilizations, he will come down and bless your wife with a baby.

 

[Davin Jusik]

Pray to me. I'll make your baby awesome.

 

[Feena]

She's going to most likely get a c section, I'm 6'4 and she's 4'11 :/ I fell in love with someone nearly 2 feet shorter then me. She's accepted it though. She just wants it over already

I wish her the best of luck and hope her doctor is better than mine was.
Be VERY VERY VERY nice to her after. Seriously. She will be in mass amounts of pain for a few weeks.

 

[Tefka]

I can't believe it was post #10 before something not completely bonkers was said in this thread.

 

[Matreya]

If I let nature take its course, one or both of then will die. I am to massive for my kid to be a natural birth.

 

[Soeht]

Yeah, most likely the doctors will recommend a c-section soon.

Congratulations, btw.

 

[Natasi Fortan]

If I let nature take its course, one or both of then will die. I am to massive for my kid to be a natural birth.

There are these really neat things-- oh God, what are they called again? --oh, that's right. Doctors.

Get one. Then ask him or her what to do. But make sure it's a medical doctor, not another kind.

 

[Matreya]

LMAO gotta love rudeness over the internet.

Those things called doctors? They said they didn't know what would be the best decision. Those things called doctors aren't all knowing and told us she might be able to push Samael out but that it might kill one or the other. Then they also said that some kind of bacteria might be there, making a C Section a problem

 

[Natasi Fortan]

LMAO gotta love rudeness over the internet.

Those things called doctors? They said they didn't know what would be the best decision. Those things called doctors aren't all knowing and told us she might be able to push Samael out but that it might kill one or the other. Then they also said that some kind of bacteria might be there, making a C Section a problem

Rudeness? You must be new. There was nothing rude about what I said. Sarcasm doesn't equal rudeness. A simple dictionary would illustrate this fact. (That last sentence? That was rude -- for reference )

Clearly you're having a rough time and are hypersensitive, so I'm going to let it slide (just this once). I guess the lesson is, if you don't want advice from people on the Internet, don't ask people on the Internet for advice.

 

[Matreya]

I clearly wanted the advice, or would not have posted an entire thread asking for help. I enjoyed the advice given by others, obviously. I just did not wish to be treated rudely, especially considering I'm the one in my relationship that has been most involved with the Drs. And simply to see if I'm over reacting on the sarcasm, I showed the post to a few others near by. It was rude. Sarcasm, can be used lightly or roughly. It can sound like teasing or jokes, or it can sound like an insult. Your post seemed to be utterly rude. No matter how I try rereading it. By saying it as such, you made it seem as if I did not no of nor think to call a Dr. Thusly you were implying I was not intelligent enough. That is not rude? However, I acknowledge I am SEVERELY sensitive recently for obvious reasons so I may be wrong. And if i am I do apologize forthwith.

 

[Delila Castillon]

I personally would just go for the C-Section if there is a risk. Thats just me though.

 

[Matreya]

That's what I told my fiance. Imagine a pitbull mating with a chihuahua. That's kind of how I picture it working out.

 

[Barrett Haskins]

that's scarier than the kelp thing.

 

[Matreya]

Like I said. Huge height difference lol

 

[Barrett Haskins]

yeah, but you could have used a more flattering analogy.

 

[Delila Castillon]

Not so much the height difference but your fiance sounds like she is very petite. Anything bigger than a slightly than average baby in terms of weight would scare the heck outta me.

 

[Matreya]

The drs say he's already without a doubt 8 lbs. But he's probably more. And yes, prior to her robust size now, she was VERY petite actually.

 

[Vascious Relens]

I remember hearing in medieval medicine somewhere that you should cook bacon right next to her and waft the smell his way to coax him out.

... or maybe that was their way of getting parasite worms out of the body in those days.

Either way the science is clearly there!

 

[Jak Sandrow]

Okay, I may have some advice here.

Give it a rest! Calm down! There is no such thing as "too large". Okay, 12 lbs is a bit big, but my dad was 6'5", and my mom was 5'6" when I was born.
Also, my brother was 1 week late. I was two weeks late. I suggest C-section after three weeks. I mean, I turned out completely normal. [insert maniacal giggling]