More than just a blunt instrument.

OBELISK VACATION RESORT
”UNDISCLOSED LOCATION
A booming, yet very recognizable voice overtook many of the conversations around the bar and the restaurant.
I have a question to ask anyone here at this steakhouse… are you hungry?
Attention by many was naturally drawn to the center grill where he stood. The massive Jedi Master who (in all honesty) looks a bit silly in a chef coat, refused to wear one of those hats (talk about “silly”). ... because you won’t be when you leave tonight! "Cooking With Caltin" is live and on the air! Let’s get the ball rolling with the very first raffle of the evening at this brand new beautiful “Obelisk” Vacation resort. The custom “Reauleks” winner is… Torag… Torag Villuk of Coruscant! Congratulations!
Caltin looked right at the two Jedi, who he knew (though to be fair, one by reputation) and smirked, odd that they did not seem to know each other by their mannerisms. Maybe they were simply keeping up appearances to not draw attention. Others came out of the back with various foods as several members of the show staff, all wearing “Cooking with Caltin” Chef coats and aprons began cooking up culinary delights. The big man? He was mostly playing host, but his station was right in front of the conversation defenders of the light.
I’m a big eater, so I’m a big cook… no matter how many times I say that it sounds wrong and so if you are on board the “Obelisk” and able to hear my voice… get to the “Nova” Steakhouse and your bill is on the house! This no doubt caused a stir, especially among those who were already there, many sidling up to watch. Caltin could see the GAL Ltd. CFO with his mouth practically on the floor.
Caltin just gave him a look back as if to say “Don’t look at me like that.”
Caltin Vanagor’s parents were majority owners of a huge intergalactic commercial shipping company who set up a huge trust fund for him on the day of his birth. When it was determined he would be best served as a Jedi, his trust fund was all but forgotten until decades later when his sister told him about it (she had her own) and they split the money on a family house on Naboo. He was soon lost on the planet Rhen Var for eight hundred sixty years frozen in ice. When he came out, he was a part of a new time, but found the bank that had his account was still open and his account was still active… full of over eighty six decades of interest.
Caltin then decided to make good with it and went into business with a man who was his distant relative, Liram Angellus, forming GAL Ltd. Liram would be the CEO and handled day-to-day and Caltin would simply be the financier and silent partner. He had no need for the money, so all of his stock options and residuals went back into the company, leaving enough to build and maintain a home and living expenses.
Caltin then decided to make good with it and went into business with a man who was his distant relative, Liram Angellus, forming GAL Ltd. Liram would be the CEO and handled day-to-day and Caltin would simply be the financier and silent partner. He had no need for the money, so all of his stock options and residuals went back into the company, leaving enough to build and maintain a home and living expenses.
The big man started pulling out spices and herbs to go with the butter he was putting on a pan. He looked between the GrandMaster and the Vanguard and flashed a cheesy grin. Hi! Caltin Vanagor. I’ll be your master Je… Chef he joked, while pulling two pristine pieces of Nerf beef out and laid them out on the sizzling pan. As one of the other chefs was working on other items nearby, he nodded and they kept an eye on the two steaks.
Alright, it is time for the next raffle winner, and this one is cool! So everyone listen up! Up next is a Custom H-Type Nubian Yacht, this is cool because you decide what you want on the ship… heh within legal reason of course… and the shipyards of GAL Ltd will build it for you, building a ship specifically for you and you alone. So without further adieu… He stopped and scrunched his nose having no idea what he just said. The winner is… “Alfie… ThaVonGard”... Alfie ThaVonGard… congratulations! This is an awesome win…



[Text in Brackets is spoken on Comm-link] ~Like this is through the Force~