r/Roast the Person Above You

[Arekk]

You probably smell like Paco Rabanne crawled up your arse and died.

 

[Tathra Khaeus]

​I've had my bouts of off the cuff disappearances. But boy you have commitment issues.

 

[Amz]

You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.

 

[Tathra Khaeus]

But can you write anything other than soft-core porn?

 

[Arekk]

You're like Rapunzel, except that instead of letting your hair down, you just let down everyone you know.

 

[Tathra Khaeus]

'Commitment issues - let people down' eerily similar. Sounds like you need to deal with your incompetence before coming here bud.

 

[Arekk]

If I jumped from your ego to your IQ, I'd be dead.

 

[Tathra Khaeus]

​I've never seen someone so oblivious to their complete uselessness.

 

[Arekk]

You're the human equivalent of small talk.

 

[Tathra Khaeus]

​Says the guy who is nothing but talk. Your bark isn't even that good and that's barely more than your toothless gummed bite.

 

[Silent One]

Should change your last name to Cactus. You're mighty prickly.

 

[Tathra Khaeus]

Be quiet 5ft something female human OC#359558548518483921

 

[Marina DeVoe]

I'd say you'd been done a while ago...roasted to a crisp..no?

 

[Silent One]

Your charming eyes would look great black.

 

[Tester 001]

I bet you got nothing but messed up teeth under there.

 

[Silent One]

We can't decide if you are having a bad hair day or if it just looks bad.

 

[STaCLO]

For so many people to be in one place you're bound to at least have one smart individual in there...right?

 

[LE-03 (Leigh)]

Spoken as someone who speaks in fluent emoji. I suspect that under that mask you a little more than a thirteen-year-old girl.

 

[Marina DeVoe]

Droids... *eyes make a circle*

...they are the most arguable arguing pieces of equipment in this galaxy.

 

[Silent One]

Chatter box