r/Roast the Person Above You

[Dax Perl]

Couldn't handle being alone so you got yourself mind-melded to someone? Talk about clingy

 

[Marina DeVoe]

You missed us..you missed spamming.

hey, got nothing else. I'm fried this morning.

 

[Aubrey Landcaster]

How does it feel to know that you spend your time passing out drinks to passengers during most of your flight time

 

[Sky]

How many birds take next in your hair?

 

[Aubrey Landcaster]

Anyone ever tell you a Zeltron dancer is about as common as a Mandolorian Bounty hunter?

 

[Tathra Khaeus]

Aubrey is a girls name, you know that. Right?

 

[Marina DeVoe]

Damn Palpatine's ghost! ...You still cook'n on the grill, Matador?!

 

[Tathra Khaeus]

You literally just called me hot. You wan' a lil Tathra on the side [member="Marina DeVoe"]? ;P

You're still a dumb blonde. <3

 

[Marina DeVoe]

Perhaps... But I'm still smart enough to turn and not burn.

 

[Aubrey Landcaster]

Don't have to be smart to be a flight attendant.

 

[Marina DeVoe]

Sigh.... I'm the stewardess...er, the PILOT!!
I'm the pilot...

Really.

 

[Aubrey Landcaster]

I guess I won that round Ms. Pilot

 

[Xander Blackmoore]

The 90’s called and wants their hair back...

 

[Tathra Khaeus]

'We look back at the ruins of who we used to be'

Mediocre storytelling wants their melodrama back.

 

[Marina DeVoe]

If you were at all a storyteller...sure. -_-

 

[Aubrey Landcaster]

You know, that flight attendant bit is overused so...

Let's do it some more!

Do you're job and show me the emergency exits on this aircraft!

 

[Marina DeVoe]

What?
I had gone over the safety and emergency procedures when you first boarded. You forget, or just weren't paying attention?..?? :huh:

 

[Marina DeVoe]

That's one LAME post, girl...

 

[Subject 73 Red]

Did you just insult yourself? I didn't expect your other personalities to join in. Also, tell your ward mates in the psychiatric ward I said "Hi"

 

[Tathra Khaeus]

You should change your name to Generico.