Ravens and Wizards [Red Raven Dominion of Far Pando]

[Robbi]

Location: The Village
Objective: Hang on!
Race: Dwarf
Class: Warrior

"Weee!" Robbi was used to flying, but it was a whole different thing like this! Clinging on to the Dragon's shin, trying not to be flung off as it barrel rolled and dived. He hadn't mangaed to do much more then make a few teeth marks in the dragon's shin, but he was having fun! What else mattered? However, it did get a little hot when green fire started shooting out of it's mouth again... Maybe they should kill it? How would they kill it? Hm... Without a better idae, the new Dwarf started an attempt in climbing up the dragon's leg, while in flight. The flying around didn't make him dizzy- that was his normal mode of transportation. It would be pretty hardd to shake him off too- his new arms were strong!

 

[Puppet Kyrios]

Location: the village
Objective: kill skelly dragon
Race: Halfling
Class: Warrior

Asteria killed a few skeletons before the dragon formed. When it did, some hidden part of her mind took over and she screamed in terror when the lizard dude and the crab walking dwarf were carried off. She was surprised at her own scream, which was high-pitched and very loud. The flight part of her mind took over way too easily and she ran and hid behind [member="Keira Ticon"], quaking with terror. Some warrior she turned out to be. She was shaking uncontrollably and was trying to keep her grasp on her knife sword.

"I-it h-had t-to be a d-dragon."

Asteria chided herself silently for not being able to reign in her emotions, but she was terrified.

Allies: [member="Jarven Zexxel"] [member="Cryax Bane"] [member="Chiasa Kritivaas"] [member="Robbi"] [member="Foebacca"] [member="Dakita Calfur"]
Enemies: [member="The Wizard Council"] [member="The Dungeon Master"]

 

[The Dungeon Master]

[member="Cryax Bane"] [member="Chiasa Kritivaas"] [member="Jarven Zexxel"] [member="Dakita Calfur"] [member="Foebacca"] [member="Keira Ticon"] [member="Robbi"] [member="Asteria Starcatcher"]

The clouds above the gnome wizard began to darken further and streaks of light flooded the air and thunder boomed and lighting flashed as the elements bent to the will of the wizard. His spell was going to cost a lot of mana and strength but the furious will of nature was to be unleashed upon the necromancer in dragon form. A streak of lightning cracked again only this time it was much closer to the chiss in gnome skin. And as he commanded the elements into a spell of evocation lighting cracked down into his staff harnessing that magical energy.

And with a word of power the gnome would uncontrollably snarl and tell at the top of his lungs.

"FULMINOS!!" The gnome bellowed and lighting arced from the staff with violent power.

The bolt shot forward with the critical effectiveness of rolling a nat twenty. It set the air aflame in power and was aimed right at the dragon's boney wing.

And to the question the dwarf raised, yes, yes it is.

 

[The Wizard Council]

Location: Village cemetery
Objective: Kill the adventures
Allies: None
Enemies: [member="Cryax Bane"] [member="Chiasa Kritivaas"] [member="Jarven Zexxel"] [member="Dakita Calfur"] [member="Foebacca"] [member="Keira Ticon"] [member="Robbi"] [member="Asteria Starcatcher"]

The necromancer let out another shriek of battle and dove down to destroy the adventures, to lay waste to the traveling party and all those who dared defy it's power. The dwarf and dragon born had managed to hold on but it wouldn't matter, they would simply watch as their friends were burnt into ash. The necromancer again let out a shriek and was moving closer and closer, until the skies began to light up in flashes of white hot light. And before the dragon could even react to what was going on, white hot fire bit into it's wing and it simply ceased to be.

The dragon's right wing cracked off and it roared in pain as it tumbled towards the ground at terminal velocity. It only took a few seconds and the massive beast hit the ground with the force of starship impacting the earth. The weakened shin bone the dragon born had carved into it snapped and it's forward left leg went flying off, warrior and all to land somewhere on the ground. Skidding through the dirt with the dwarf warrior still attached to him perhaps he rolled and finally collapsed slamming into a tavern. Everything was still for a minute and the dust began to settle. But this was not quite over. The dragon was very near death but it had some fight left in it.

Heaps of broken bones and dying green fire began to rise up in sick cracks and pops. The dragon limped it's way forward missing it's front leg and wing. And with a weak roar it blew more green fire at the party, there was less of it now that he was weak.

 

[Robbi]

Location: The Village
Objective: Don't die
Race: Dwarf
Class: Warrior

The Dawrf hung on as best as he could when the dragon suddenly began plummeting, doing his best to arrange hismelf on the drgaon's massive shinbone sot hat the leg would take more of the impact then he would. He didn't much like the idea of turning into a grease stain on the groundd once the dragon hit. Despite the fact that the chances of death were skyrocketing as the dragon plummetted, Robbi's yell could still be heard over the drgaon's roars. "WHEEEE!" However, that yell was cut short as the dragon smashed into the tavern.

 

[Jarven Zexxel]

Human Warrior
Location: On the field of battle
Objective: Kill it with...Well, JUST KILL IT!
Allies: Ravens [member="The Dungeon Master"] [member="Robbi"]
Enemies: Dragon! I shall slay thee! [member="The Wizard Council"]

The dragon landed with a mighty crash. Jarven was close and he watched as a dwarf was shaken loose from the dragon's shin. Leaping into the air, he caught the dwarf and held him in both arms as he fell to the ground. He landed on the shield on his back and slid a good distance. Setting the largely unscathed dwarf on the ground, he said with a smile, "Next time, you catch me, okay?" He re-equipped his shield and ran at the dragon's back right leg. The dragon, being in pain, angrily swished his tail from side to side. His tail went left and when it came back, it would hit Jarven. Jarven may have been an ordinary man, but in the real world (outside of the illusion) he still had his reflex implant working in his brain. Jarven quickly unsheathed his sword, brought his shield up, and began to bring it down in a hacking motion at the midway point of the dragon's tail. He didn't know if his swing would be enough to do damage or if he would simply be swatted away like a fly, but he put all of his power into the swing against the bone.

 

[Cryax Bane]

Location: Village cemetery
Objective: Recoup mana
Race: Gnome
Class: Wizard

Ok, being a wizard was better than fun. It was amazing. Watching the lighting storm take the bone dragon right out of the sky was inspired. As the spell crackled through his veins, Cryax was high on his own power for a moment, which wasn't too far off from the Chiss' usual state of being, to be perfectly honest. Then once it was cast, his body suddenly felt heavy and worn. He felt himself slumping to the ground on his tiny little knees, his long white beard dragging through the grass. The spell took all of the energy out of his diminutive body and he was spent.

Still with a loud crack of lightning, the dragon was flung out of the sky, its wings sizzling and burning. The poor little crab-human hybrid was still hanging on for dear life, making the Chiss cover his now blue eyes when the dragon made impact. Helplessly sitting on the ground, Cryax was relieved to see one of the transformed Ravens, Jarven from the sound of his voice, hacking valiantly at the disabled dragon with his primitive weapons.

Cryax wanted to cast another spell, but he found himself unable. Perhaps it was for the best for him to sit this one out. He wouldn't want to hog all of the awesome, after all.

 

[Puppet Kyrios]

Location: village cemetery
Objective: screw being scared and chop the crap out of the dragon
Allies: [member="Cryax Bane"] [member="Jarven Zexxel"] [member="Robbi"] Ravens
Enemies: [member="The Wizard Council"] Neutral: [member="The Dungeon Master"]
Class: Warrior
Race: Halfling

Cryax's bravery gave Asteria courage to step out from behind [mention=Keira Ticon] and rushed at the fallen dragon, dodged the flame, ran around it to its hind leg, and started hacking at it with her knife sword.

 

[Robbi]

Location: The Village
Objective: Slay the vile dragon!
Race: Dwarf
Class: Warrior

Robbi had been shaken loose at the last second, jsut before the drgaon made impact, only to be caught by one of the others! Robbi barely had time to thank him before he ran off and started hacking at the dragon's shins. The dragonw as still alive! Normally that would fill Robbi with fear. But, perhaps because of his current body, Robbi was enjoying the challenge! The Dwarf didn't bother getting ot his feet. Ratherhe got back on his hand and feet, on all fours, and galloped at the dying dragon. It was much easier then walking on just two legs. How did anyone do that, anyway?

Just before the odd looking Dwarf would've collided with the dragon's one remaining front leg, Robbi pushed off the ground, propelling himself into the air much like a dog would jump, and landed on the Dragon's hand. Biting didn't relaly help last time... What was he going to do? That's when the Dwarf remembered the weight on his back. He'd hardly noticed with how strong this body was... Some of the other people got swords.. Did he get one too? With a smile Robbi held onto the weakend dragon's front leg with one massive arm, and pulled the pickaxe free with the other. Ooooh... Better then a sword!

That's what was going through Robbi's head. What everyone else saw was the Dwarf immediately getting on all fours like a dog, running at the dragon as fast as he could on all fours, jumping like a horse, and start whacking the dragon's leg with his pickaxe while holding on for his dear life.

 

[Chiasa Kritivaas]

Location: The Village
Objective: Finish this bloody dragon
Deva Cleric

Chiasa had been going through the spell book with ferocious intensity and muttering angrily. She'd been prepared to keep shielding as stupid as it made her feel when she saw a spell to resurrect her allies. Well whatever then, they could take a hit or two, or maybe get out of the way when it was appropriate.

"HA!"

She cast a quick endure elements spell on herself, which mostly seemed to involve a strange hopping dance. Once that was done the Deva ran for the downed dragon, going straight for the head.

Tossing the spellbook over her shoulder she pulled her mace and held it in both hands. This lekku-stealing asshat was about to get a little Smite Undead right in the face, and she intended to smite mightily indeed!

[member="The Dungeon Master"] [member="The Wizard Council"]

 

[The Wizard Council]

Location: Village cemetery
Objective: Kill the adventures
Allies: None
Enemies: [member="Cryax Bane"] [member="Chiasa Kritivaas"] [member="Jarven Zexxel"] [member="Dakita Calfur"] [member="Foebacca"] [member="Keira Ticon"] [member="Robbi"] [member="Asteria Starcatcher"]

The dragon had very little time to watch before it's green eyes went wide and every raven started hitting it at the same time. With a flurry of hits from pick axes, swords, maces, and books, the dragon was fallen and the group continued to go ham on it. Roaring in pain the mental reality behind the game seemed to flicker when they laid into the beast, and soon it was letting out very human cries of pain. Then it started letting out words like "stop" and things like. "Please" and just like that the reality began to turn itself.

Snapping back to reality we returned to the sight of the Red Ravens kicking and punching and a small bat like creature hitting chubby overweight teenager like he was a nerd getting shook down for his lunch money. The farm was back, the slug prime minister was still standing there and the nerd bellow the ravens was holding out his arms in self defense as he was getting beat on.

"MOMMY!!" He cried out most pitifully and soon a cry rang in the air.

"PHILL!!" And the wizard council in their normal bodies rushed over to their fellow dweeb.

Quickly grabbing him they drug away the pile of broken nerd and began to hold him as he cried.

"You monsters!!" Said the tall hooded figure as he turned to the ravens.

"We will have our revenge! You haven't seen the last of us! The wizard council will have their- our revenge!!" And with a flash of light the group of hooded figures was gone.

 

[The Dungeon Master]

[member="Cryax Bane"] [member="Chiasa Kritivaas"] [member="Jarven Zexxel"] [member="Dakita Calfur"] [member="Foebacca"] [member="Keira Ticon"] [member="Robbi"] [member="Asteria Starcatcher"]


"And just like that everything was over, the Red Ravens saved the day and brought peace to the lands of Far Pando!" The disembodied voice said aloud even though the wizards had left.

"Actually when you think about it the people of far Pando were probably better off, I mean the Ravens are criminals. Crime will probably go up, and then drugs will get in schools. Yeah this is actually terrible for this planet my god you guys are all monsters." The voice said

"Especially the crazy orange one. But yes anyway the day was saved more or less by the Red Ravens! Now play that sweet sweet credit roll."

Fin

 

[Robbi]

Location: The Village
Objective: Aww...

One minute Robbi was fighting a dragon... and the next he was himself again. The small Vespert looked around the clearing with a suprised expression on his tiny face, a slight frown evetually forming. Err.. Everything was back how it was before. Little wood houses... Everyone looking normal again. And he didn't have a beard anymore! The Vespert glanced back at the other people curious to see who everyone was. It was only after a minute that the question everyone was asking hours ago finally dawned on him; "Err... What just happened?"