Roast the guy above you.

[Leo Vandermolen]

You're not even worth a turn.
I revel in the fact that his is your entire roast and you will not enjoy anything I write one. bit.

 

[Lynn Nantaris]

[member="Leo Vandermolen"]

Wrong, I enjoyed it because it was so bad it just adds to my roast of you now. I mean seriously, weak sauce, are you so bad at this you can't roast a little girl like me? Go back to your home and come back when you find some guts.

 

[Tellos]

[member="Lynn Corerunner"]

Whats with the fabio like flowing in the wind look? you know those trashy romance novels are not real right?

 

[Marcus]

[member="Tellos"]

What's up with the mask? Too ugly to show yourself to the world?

 

[Dax Perl]

Seriously? Red lights and creepily coming outta the shadows? What's with all the crappy edgy padawan chit...be original

 

[Marcus]

Don't be jealous... that I'm better Jedi than you. And I'm just a padwan.

 

[Tellos]

[member="Marcus"]

Too much edge man too much edge! Seriously the mask is cause I need to protect my face from edge lords outta 4 chan like yourself who think posting memes all day makes them tough.

 

[Dax Perl]

Really? I assumed the mask was to help you deal with your self-image issues. And the cloack too. I mean c'mon who hides themselves inside giant fething bathrobes like that.

 

[ToKola Bakari]

That's a mighty big gun on that sig. Trying to compensate for something? Is someone's lightsaber a shoto? [member="Dax Fyre"]

 

[Leo Vandermolen]

Coming from the one who feels he needs over 15 sabers in his sig.

 

[Negative Prime]

[member="Leo Vandermolen"] 1 word
Shampoo.

 

[Darth Ophidia]

[member="Honoko"]

Honey who? Really though, it isn't a thing. Stop trying to make it a thing.

 

[Aya Clarke]

[member="Darth Ophidia"]

Love what you've done with your hair. Maybe you should be a cosmetologist.

 

[Garza]

Amazon woman with no describable background. TV Tropes to the Rescue.

 

[Tarok]

[member="Atheus"]
I may be a rip-off but I'm glad I don't have to kiss captain America.

 

[Garza]

So who is "Ash's" I mean, unless you misspelled it as "Ashes"

And if I have to kiss anybody, Id rather kiss Capt America than you.

 

[TK-4284]

DELETE

 

[TK-4284]

[member="Verz Horak"]

Yeah the mandalor the destroyer......of toilets

 

[Aya Clarke]

[member="TK-4284"]

A hood *and* a helmet? Dayum, I don't even wanna know what you're trying to hide under that...

 

[Poe]

Is that a hair do....or a nest for birds!