(I had to post twice because I know you need extra time to read.)
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Auction Rusty's Custom Arms and Armament Auction: Love and Kindness
Prefsbelt Commander
[member="Kal Ordo"]
Ah look, the senile old man thinks he knows how to joke! What a laugh that is. Given you had to do a double take, I have to ask, have the meds kicked in yet gramps? You need another change of your adult nappy? Go piss off back to old age home, I'm pretty sure years of using beskar as an aphrodisiac has probably poisoned your blood.
Post #3
Ah look, the senile old man thinks he knows how to joke! What a laugh that is. Given you had to do a double take, I have to ask, have the meds kicked in yet gramps? You need another change of your adult nappy? Go piss off back to old age home, I'm pretty sure years of using beskar as an aphrodisiac has probably poisoned your blood.
Post #3
Runi Verin
Two pounds shy of a bomb.
Post #3 | [member="Robogeber"]
Steady on, you over grown toaster. If you go using all your vocabulary in a single roast like that you're liable to blow a fuse. You'd think with all the credits they wasted on bring you back they'd at least polish the old insult-o-tron programming. It ain't binary if you're just coming up with zeroes. Get some new material, pateesa. Your current stuff just does not compute.
Steady on, you over grown toaster. If you go using all your vocabulary in a single roast like that you're liable to blow a fuse. You'd think with all the credits they wasted on bring you back they'd at least polish the old insult-o-tron programming. It ain't binary if you're just coming up with zeroes. Get some new material, pateesa. Your current stuff just does not compute.
Post #1
[member="Runi Verin"]
A Verd and a Zambrano, now that's just fancy, isn't that like swapping a sibling for a cousin?
[member="Runi Verin"]
A Verd and a Zambrano, now that's just fancy, isn't that like swapping a sibling for a cousin?
[member="Mishel Noren"]
Easy, glitters. Sit back doen before you hurt yourself. You already proved the sentience of space trash when you pit a sentence together. That'll do.
#7
Easy, glitters. Sit back doen before you hurt yourself. You already proved the sentience of space trash when you pit a sentence together. That'll do.
#7
Post #2
[member="Kal Ordo"]
Ooga ooga beskar, sorry I'm getting a lot of trash on this end mind getting that vocabulator fixed?
[member="Kal Ordo"]
Ooga ooga beskar, sorry I'm getting a lot of trash on this end mind getting that vocabulator fixed?
Prefsbelt Commander
[member="Mishel Noren"]
Ah yes. The traitorous Ren. I see you've managed to step out of the family S and M dungeon for once, and are now trying to act like a reasonable human being. Or should I say space elf? Should be careful with your words about Zambranos given the stock you spawned from. Even more ironic to talk about mental faculty given you're deranged nature. Trying to act like a big tough girl in front of everyone. Adorable. But you're nothing without your brothers and sisters. Little more than a disgusting vagrant, carrying the training which could have made you great, but instead a failure.
Post #4
Ah yes. The traitorous Ren. I see you've managed to step out of the family S and M dungeon for once, and are now trying to act like a reasonable human being. Or should I say space elf? Should be careful with your words about Zambranos given the stock you spawned from. Even more ironic to talk about mental faculty given you're deranged nature. Trying to act like a big tough girl in front of everyone. Adorable. But you're nothing without your brothers and sisters. Little more than a disgusting vagrant, carrying the training which could have made you great, but instead a failure.
Post #4
Velok the Younger
When I Was A Young Warthog
[member="Robogeber"]
Big words from a man whose greatest achievement was a seven-on-one dogpile...as one of the seven. A true hero of Omega.
Big words from a man whose greatest achievement was a seven-on-one dogpile...as one of the seven. A true hero of Omega.
Prefsbelt Commander
[member="Velok the Younger"]
Ooh, look! It can talk. I'd say I'd want a piece of your mother, but I don't want to be charged with bestiality.
Post #5
Ooh, look! It can talk. I'd say I'd want a piece of your mother, but I don't want to be charged with bestiality.
Post #5
Rusty
Purveyor of Fine Weaponry
NOTE: Not actually bidding, I'm just having fun.
Probably for the best. You wouldn't stand a chance with his mom anyway, she has standards.
[member="Robogeber"]
Probably for the best. You wouldn't stand a chance with his mom anyway, she has standards.
[member="Robogeber"]
Velok the Younger
When I Was A Young Warthog
[member="Robogeber"]
Fatuous and insubstantial disdain: the typical weapon of a derivative bigot whose last original thought involved finger paints.
Post #5
Fatuous and insubstantial disdain: the typical weapon of a derivative bigot whose last original thought involved finger paints.
Post #5
[member="Rusty"]
If it isn't positive proof that evolution and intelligent design can really screw up a good thing.
If it isn't positive proof that evolution and intelligent design can really screw up a good thing.
Rusty
Purveyor of Fine Weaponry
[member="Kal Ordo"]
I was designed to be fugly. What's your excuse?
I was designed to be fugly. What's your excuse?
Prefsbelt Commander
[member="Kal Ordo"]
You're so dense even without your special metal crutch, that light bends around you! How does it feel, to have your entire culture and belief system aping off of a long dead man?
Post #6
You're so dense even without your special metal crutch, that light bends around you! How does it feel, to have your entire culture and belief system aping off of a long dead man?
Post #6
Rusty
Purveyor of Fine Weaponry
[member="Robogeber"]
If you were any slower, you'd be going backwards. This is the droid you're looking for bro, get with the times.
If you were any slower, you'd be going backwards. This is the droid you're looking for bro, get with the times.
Post #3
[member="Robogeber"] R-2-D-Please don't every time you try to spit a roast you end up getting splash back, now take a bow before you choke on your ambition.
P.S. Graf's still the better Admiral.
[member="Robogeber"] R-2-D-Please don't every time you try to spit a roast you end up getting splash back, now take a bow before you choke on your ambition.
P.S. Graf's still the better Admiral.
Prefsbelt Commander
[member="Mishel Noren"]
Ooff. Aiming right below the belt are we? Well, that's where your only original thoughts come from. How many love interests have you had? 3? 4? Maybe they don't last, because you don't. After all, you're as fast as the Flash.
Post #7
Ooff. Aiming right below the belt are we? Well, that's where your only original thoughts come from. How many love interests have you had? 3? 4? Maybe they don't last, because you don't. After all, you're as fast as the Flash.
Post #7
Jak Sandrow
"Nobody cares for the woods anymore."
[member="Mishel Noren"]
I'd ask what kind of highlighter you're using, but it looks more like a 'bye, later.' When you blew your dad's credit card on makeup, I assume he'd hope you'd spend it on something other than knock-off finger paint.
I'd ask what kind of highlighter you're using, but it looks more like a 'bye, later.' When you blew your dad's credit card on makeup, I assume he'd hope you'd spend it on something other than knock-off finger paint.
Rusty
Purveyor of Fine Weaponry
Your jokes are weaker than your merchandise.
[member="Jak Sandrow"]
[member="Jak Sandrow"]
Jak Sandrow
"Nobody cares for the woods anymore."
[member="Rusty"]
Not as weak as your acronyms.
Not as weak as your acronyms.