Selling Information like it's going out of style!

[Jonathon Patches]

You may or may not have heard of me; those that have, consider yourself blessed.

Those that haven't... consider yourself warned (there will be sarcasm and mocking to follow!)

Tell me your secrets... I swear I won't share them... for the right price.

 

[Deagan Hunt]

Mate, I am thoroughly pleased to see you. *leans closer, to speak in low tones* The view... is amazing! *eyes the women*

 

[Jonathon Patches]

*shrugs*

I try.

 

[Deagan Hunt]

 

[Flint Pherson]

Welcome.

 

[Thessa Kai]

Hey criminal. Just keep the imperials clear from my skies and we won't have a problem.

 

[Jonathon Patches]

Thank you for all the welcomes.

*notices the mermaid*

Care for a swim?

 

[Cira]

Captain.

 

[Thessa Kai]

No thanks Mister. I don't swim with strangers

 

[Jonathon Patches]

As you shouldn't. Guess we will just have to do something about that "stranger" scenario then, won't we?

 

[Rhurek Thane]

You could always just tap that.
Nothing says bonding with someone like syphilis.

 

[Thessa Kai]

Wow, thanks Doc. I hope you're giving out protection with that advice.

 

[Delila Castillon]

Dear Force, you folks need to stop dotting all over the place. *Gives Thessa that "look" *

Welcome Jonathon. I'm sure you'll have fun trying to outdo all of the other Casanovas here.

 

[Thessa Kai]

*hides from her bestest bud's look*

 

[Teynara Jeralyr]

Greetings, Jonathon. Forgive me if we don't want one of your business cards. Force alone knows where it'll have been...

 

[Jonathon Patches]

Casanova? Me? Hardly...

I just like trolling certain individuals.

 

[TiCira D'Arr Hawk]

-__-

 

[Noxu Za'tire]

And they make it easier every day, Patches.

 

[Thessa Kai]

Oh snap.

 

[Jonathon Patches]

*shrugs*

What can I say... I am good at what I do.