Single/Dating/Married (IC)

[Slade Zambrano]

I'm single because you are all beneath me

 

[Kassandra Distorith]

Single, my darlings.

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

still taken

 

[Slade Zambrano]

@[member="Kassandra Distorith"] That doesn't surprise me

 

[Soliath Devin Talith]

WHO ARE YOU TAKEN BY SARGE? HUH? HUH? HUH?

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

NOT YOU CHRIS

 

[Kassandra Distorith]

And why does my status not surprise you, child?

@[member="Slade Zambrano"]

 

[Slade Zambrano]

@[member="Sarge Potteiger"] Is it the fish lady you socked it to on Zeltros?

 

[Soliath Devin Talith]

NOT YOU CHRIS

I KNEW IT YOU BRAIN DEAD SCHUTTA

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

@[member="Sarge Potteiger"] Is it the fish lady you socked it to on Zeltros?

No she's murried

 

[Slade Zambrano]

@[member="Kassandra Distorith"] Your face has the same characteristics of a summer squash, that's why.

 

[Slade Zambrano]

@[member="Sarge Potteiger"] Dodged a bullet on that one, good man.

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

Yeah, she was cray cray

 

[Allyson Locke]

@[member="Sarge Potteiger"] - your taken comment has saddened me

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

@[member="Sarge Potteiger"] - your taken comment has saddened me

And why's that, @[member="Allyson Locke"]?

 

[Allyson Locke]

@[member="Sarge Potteiger"] - Oh no reason Master Preacher, no...no reason at all.

I'm single.

 

[Soliath Devin Talith]

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

Uh huh...

 

[Dredge]

I happen to be single as well, *sprays breath fresheners*

 

[Allyson Locke]

Boys like this right?