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Something About You

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LOCATION JEDI ACADEMY ON OSSUS

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A cigarette dangling from his lips, and every hair magically in place from the Force, James Vader flew right up to the entrance of the Jedi Academy on Ossus in his modified Flash speeder, Babe Magnet. He did a hood slide out of the speeder and gave its coat a shine with his dark black Sith cloak. With its ability to seat at least six people comfortably along with a hot tub in the back, Babe Magnet was quite the party wagon for those hot summer Coruscant nights spent with spooky Sith ladies. Damn it felt good to be a Sith.

James yanked off his aviators and looked around, then strutted through the archway, up to the main stairs, and paused. It might have seemed like Vader was pensively contemplating just how strange it was to be back at his Alma Matter, especially since he'd joined Team Dark Side. But in reality, James just wanted to take a selfie. He turned around and snapped a Holopic of himself, leaning his head a little bit to the side, with the Ossus Academy behind him in the background. Boom. Force-instagramed.

#vaderlean

Yeah that was kind of his thing.

James wasn't quite sure exactly what drew him back to the Ossus Academy. Perhaps it was nostalgia. Perhaps it was the chance to see the hot babes he used to go to lightsaber practice with like [member="Claire Solo"] and [member="Ally Skycrawler"]. Ok, maybe Ally was more like a weird babe, but weird was hot, and hot is hot, so she was a hot babe too, ya know?

#vaderlogic

James also wouldn't want to miss out on the chance to try and one up his bronemeses [member="John Karrde"] and [member="Brad Skywalker"]. In fact, he was hoping that he and Brad could bust out their lightsabers and have a go each other today. Or dance battle. Didn't matter to James because he knew he would win both.

With a Force-pop of his collar, no hands necessary, James lounged on the Academy steps. Humming the tune above, just biding time until one of his old friends arrived.
 
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Claire Solo walked up the path to the Ossus Academy, flimsiplast archives clutched tightly to her chest. She was wearing a padawan robe of her own creation – something with a salmon-colored pattern and cut asymmetrically to mimic the latest style in CoCo Town. She couldn’t stand all of those ugly robes which just resembled disgusting, poodoo brown Snuggies. She and her friends would make fun of anyone who wore those rudimentary garments. Upon the thought of her many friends, Claire took a moment to dwell on her soaring popularity at the Academy. Her senior year was going perfectly to plan. Until…

What the feth was James Vader doing here on Ossus?!? Claire, don't curse, she told herself but yeah seriously what the feth?!? Last she heard he flunked out of the Academy, was shipped off to an all-boys school in Coruscant and was promptly tempted by the Sith. She always knew he would be a fallen Jedi, given his deliquent reputation.

She passed him by, archives still in a tight grip in her arms. “James,” she said, giving him her sultriest pout. Of course he would try to seduce her – it was inevitable as she was the most popular girl in school. She would fawn over him for awhile, bite her lip, cry in her bedroom alone for a little bit, and then go to the prom with either the nerd or the jock.

That was how the story always went in her head at least.

[member="James Vader"] [member="Brad Skywalker"] [member="John Karrde"] [member="Ally Skycrawler"]
 
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John wasn't in the best of moods, not only was his ship's engine malfunctioning again, but his stash of deathsticks was inside of the academy and he wasn't exactly welcome in there anymore. The trip to Ossus was always one that he hated, but what better place to hide your stash of illicit drugs than in a jedi temple. he just needed to get back inside and get them before anyone saw him, especially that tool [member="Brad Skywalker"]. That guy always managed to be the most boring guy in the temple, always the best at everything, perfect grades and all of the little clones following him around. John preferred to blaze his own trail, mostly while blazing away at a deathstick as well.

As he turned the corner, he saw James Vader, another tool, but at least this one didn't try to hide that he was a tool. He watched as Claire Solo, the prom queen, walked by as well. He managed not to roll his eyes as she pouted, she was pretty and she knew it, but she had a stick so far up her.... well it would take a jedi master to pull it out and get her to loosen up. She managed to make even jedi robes look stylish, how very humble of her. He glanced down at his own crumpled and dirty clothes, the jacket was old and the pants had seen better days. Running a hand through his unkempt hair he chuckled to as he wandered over to James, " Still a lady killer I see, Vader." He wasn't trying to spend too much time talking to the other man, he wouldn't want anyone to think they were friends. "Oh," He said as he turned slightly, "That collar makes you look like a dick, James."

[member="James Vader"] [member="Claire Solo"] [member="Ally Skycrawler"]
 

Ally Skycrawler

Don't you, forget about me
Dark-brown eyes rolled beneath a set of unkempt, chunky bangs as she half-lounged in the doorway of the Ossus Academy. Over-sized sweater hung loosely to her form and almost hid the skirt just beneath. The closet-attention whore was just where she wanted to be, on the fringe but full in view.

A long-winded, dramatic sigh left lips that were turned just short of a scowl.

"I hear the Principal here slept with [member="Brad Solo"] or was that before or after you, James?"

Hands dug into her purse for a pixie-stick.

[member="John Karrde"] [member="Claire Solo"] [member="James Vader"]
 

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