SWRP Chaos Builds My Next Character - Poorly

[Ashin Varanin]

I loved Tef's crowdsourced species idea, and this occurred to me in conjunction with stuff I've been debating with other folks.

I've finally managed to permakill Rasho along with Velok, and another of my Masters is getting permakilled soon too. That'll leave me with a nice little manageable number and free me up for something fun.

The SWRP: Chaos community will choose the skillset of my next character. And I want it to be quirky, random, or useless. I'm talking Rainbow Storm, Glowball, Force Bond, that kind of level of trivia. (All of those three are viable options.)

Please post three random/obscure/useless/quirky Force powers, ideally unrelated to each other, and one other skill, preferably random/obscure/useless/quirky. These will be the only things my character is good at. I'll choose between the three posts with the most likes.
Some resources:
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Force_powers
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Categoryark_side_powers
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Light_side_powers
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Sith_magic
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Alter_powers
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Control_powers
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Categoryathomir_Magic
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Force_healing
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Force_rituals
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Mind-affecting_powers
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Sense_powers

Three crappy Force powers. One other skill. Let's hear it.

 

[Coci Heavenshield]

[member="Ashin Varanin"]

1. Dream Bubbles (Why was I not made aware of this? )
2. Life Web
3. Predict Natural Disasters

4. Detoxify Poison in Another

 

[Ashin Varanin]

Amazingly useless. That is EXACTLY what I'm looking for.

MOOOOAR

 

[Asemir]

1. Control another's temperature
2. Sand levitation
3. Force smell

4. Weather sense

[member="Ashin Varanin"]

 

[Ashin Varanin]

[member="Asemir Lor'kora"] - And just when I thought nothing could match Iella's, we've got another perfect one.

HOW SHALL I DECIDE.

*makes all of them*

*becomes Illie*

 

[Vogjon]

Force taste (Yes, that's a thing belive it or not)
Fireball belch (Oh my god, read the wookieepedia page... Couldn't stop laughing)
Adept-level instinctive astrogation (Sometimes... you fly into a black hole)

Skill: You are a master at ewokmon, the trading card game.

 

[Ashin Varanin]

Force taste (Yes, that's a thing belive it or not)
Fireball belch (Oh my god, read the wookieepedia page... Couldn't stop laughing)
Adept-level instinctive astrogation (Sometimes... you fly into a black hole)

Skill: You are a master at ewokmon, the trading card game.

O.O

 

[Noah Corek]

1. Force Blinding (It doesn't seem useless but compared to what I've seen, it kinda is)
2. Rainbow Storm (Because why not right?)
3. Animal Telepathy (What are animals going to say that's relavent?)
4. You can speak Ewokese

 

[Asemir]

[member="Vogjon"]

I was looking for Force Taste!

 

[Vogjon]

[member="Vogjon"]

I was looking for Force Taste!

I saw it in a EU canon comic. >_> Have been using it in swrps ever since.... Lmao.

 

[Saki]

1. Mnemotherapy
2. Ice Image
3. Adiabatic shield
4. Progenitor's Call

 

[Asemir]

With Force Smell and Force taste, your character could be a Jedi Master chef!

 

[Tyger Tyger]

Make an Aing-Ti, develop a philosophy and set of powers to rep the Orangeside of the Force.

Because Orange totally sucks.

 

[Alli Vern]

1. Accelerate Another's Healing
2. Short Term Memory Enhancement
3.Place in Hibernation Trance

4.Follows every holonet soap opera

 

[Saki]

Make an Aing-Ti, develop a philosophy and set of powers to rep the Orangeside of the Force.

Because Orange totally sucks.

hooker [member="Tyger Tyger"] the purpleside of the force is where its at

 

[Jaxton Ravos]

1. Hibernation Trance
2. Force Sustenance
3. Restful-sleep-in-danger

4. Food Critic



A character designed to use the Force to better eat and sleep. As a result of his/her food critic job will -only- eat 5* quality food, sustaining him/herself on the Force otherwise.

 

[HK-36]

I like the Force Smell, Force Taste idea for Jedi Master Chef, but

Make them a Shard as well, just to spice up the uselessness of it all by tenfold,

And train them in Heal On Touch, that way, if anybody wants to get healed by them, they have to grope and fondle around their droid chassis first to touch the crystal Shard body that controls the vessel.

Skill in cooking, obviously.

 

[Mrrew]

Yes, Jedi master chef! And work for [member="HK-36"]'s food company before becoming a Jedi! xD
Btw- nearly any force power, no longer how useless can be used effectivly.
(Use force smell to find a hidden oppenant, taste to check foods for poisons, and check the air for gas, rainbow storm to make a distraction, the list goes on!)

 

[Popo]

[member="Ashin Varanin"]

1. Force Scribe
2. Inertia
3. Memory Rub

Skill: Gynecology

 

[Vorhi Alestrani]

1. Aspect of the the storm. The Aspect of the Storm was a nightsister technique that could turn the inky blackness of the sky into bright, white threads of lightning strikes. While its implied this could work like a force storm, it'd be funnier to make it work so you just had the ability to summon ominous bakcgroudn lightning wheenever you felt the need.

2. Force Phantom--The ability to summon a ghost-like apparition, permanently--that willl kill you should it die. How useful!

3. Ayna-Seff--The ability to fake one's own brain death.



Bonus round: Special skill is hammy acting. Between the dramatic lightning at will, faking your own death repeatedly, and the army of high-risks ghosts, you'll b the best worst supervillain money can buy!