Dunames Lopez
Megalomaniac CEO of Star Tours
"Welcome to Tout le monde en troll, brought to you by Taking Off on a Star Tour! Today's host is our beloved corporation head, Dunames Lopez, called in to replace Emelanda Starky! Our first guest for today is the Sith Lord, Tirdarius!" Merrily said, as the backstage announcer.
Taking Off on a Star Tour was much, much less well-known than Star Tours, its parent corporation, now the largest shipping corporation in the galaxy. For this reason TOoaST decided to call its potentially ground-breaking book after its parent corporation, the Star Tours Guide to Force Specialties. Dunames knew that there was a market because, for all too many NFUs, understanding what Force-users used the Force for was a means to better understand the threat they posed or, in Dunames' case, who was acting more like a Light Side Sith, that is, making benevolent actions under a malevolent agenda, the reverse of this, one doing malevolent actions under a benevolent agenda, would be called a Dark Side Jedi in the Guide. This was a weekly talk-show, and, despite its name, Tout le monde en troll was rather tame by dark-sided standards of holobroadcasting, as was the case under its former name, The Scream: they would be lucky to still be on air were it not of the First Order, who preferred more tame stuff in talk shows.
"Hello, Tirdarius. My first question is as follows: What made you join the Sith?"
[member="Tirdarius"]
Taking Off on a Star Tour was much, much less well-known than Star Tours, its parent corporation, now the largest shipping corporation in the galaxy. For this reason TOoaST decided to call its potentially ground-breaking book after its parent corporation, the Star Tours Guide to Force Specialties. Dunames knew that there was a market because, for all too many NFUs, understanding what Force-users used the Force for was a means to better understand the threat they posed or, in Dunames' case, who was acting more like a Light Side Sith, that is, making benevolent actions under a malevolent agenda, the reverse of this, one doing malevolent actions under a benevolent agenda, would be called a Dark Side Jedi in the Guide. This was a weekly talk-show, and, despite its name, Tout le monde en troll was rather tame by dark-sided standards of holobroadcasting, as was the case under its former name, The Scream: they would be lucky to still be on air were it not of the First Order, who preferred more tame stuff in talk shows.
"Hello, Tirdarius. My first question is as follows: What made you join the Sith?"
[member="Tirdarius"]
