The Clockwork Rebellion Galactic Event

[Omni]

The Offer is non negotiable. You will find ascension.

 

[Edward Vyperion]

Try not to harm the human workers of my company, and we'll be on good terms.

(Sorry to say, but I am pretty freakin' bored waiting for titles to change)

 

[Tefka]

We get to them as fast as we can, Vladimir. Please have patience.

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

Yarp, yours is now done, Vlad.

 

[Edward Vyperion]

I saw that, and sorry to bug, I have a small lack when it comes to my patience

 

[Daxton Bane]

works for me one eye. Speak to me oh pulsating orb of crimson cyclopean wisdom.

 

[Jonathon Patches]

*checks his watch, tapping it a few times*

Oh god... It's STARTED I THINK!

*taps it again*

No wait... it's working!

 

[Silens Telum]

...Out of curiosity, is the cure for this bullets?

 

[Omni]

No.

 

[Silens Telum]

...Can I shoot you anyway? Just to see if you're lying?

 

[Zev Stargo]

The cure is the destruction of organics silly

 

[Silens Telum]

Did you just call me silly? You're getting pistol whipped until you're no longer brainwashed now.

 

[Zev Stargo]

I'll come over there and hit you with my nanite invested ring hand

 

[Sentepeth Veyaiko]

I'll run you over. In my XR-85 Tank Droid.

 

[Zev Stargo]

Or you could just sit on me

 

[Sentepeth Veyaiko]

>_>

Bad mistake, Mr Stargo. Bad mistake. IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF I TOLD THE REPUBLIC ABOUT YOUR SPICE OPERATIONS

 

[Zev Stargo]

It'd be a shame if you ended up sleeping with the Gungans >_>

 

[Sentepeth Veyaiko]

It would be a shame if you woke up with a bantha head by your side >___>

 

[Edward Vyperion]

Now now, cease this stupidity.
LOL

 

[Sentepeth Veyaiko]

But I was about to make him an offer he could not refuse